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Varis said:
get high and vlog
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Since someone alluded to Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes...
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DeagleDad420 said:
All my doubts about this just got smashed with a fucking hammer. Those license plates, the skyline... he is definitely in Tel Aviv.
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Is it possible they got some Israeli to film that and then just put Eli's voiceover on top?
 
Judge Holden said:
As I said in chat, here is what I think is going to go down now

1) After Jace leaves, Eli gets picked up by Tyce or someone and crashes round his house for a while
2) a week or two later Jace recieves a hostage video from Al Gamerfood of men in balaclavas forcing Eli to read out a list of demands, ranging from jewmonies to demanding he shove his cena doll up his ass and admit to not being a muhreen, with Eli being threatened with beheading if Jace doesnt comply
3) If jace refuses Eli cooks up some story of escaping on his own and swears revenge on jace.
4) If jace pays up/shoves the doll up, Eli is released and the two have a tearful reunion/Jace disowns him for failing/whatever

Im calling it now. Something like this is my best bet of what will happ now
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Well.........fuck that i guess.

Honestly i am just mortified right now.

HOW THE FCK CAN ELI BE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO ALONG WITH THIS HORSESHITE??!

All i can hope for...can PRAY for is that eli is visiting family or some shit and is rusing jace for an xbox
 
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Ron Paul couldn't warn me of all this happening. This is like a lolcow fantasy colliding with real life, like if Chris ended up being offered the role of Mayor of Charlottesville by some freak accident. I just wish it could have been Jace out there, well.. probably best it is Eli. Even if Eli is genuinely hunting for gamerfood he would probably pull out the moment he realises he is dealing with real life. Although the idea of Hamas releasing a video of Jace tied to a chair is both terrible and hilarious. Maybe they would believe he is a CIA super weapon when he tardrages as they try to remove his shades.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Well.........fuck that i guess.

Honestly i am just mortified right now.

HOW THE FCK CAN ELI BE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO ALONG WITH THIS HORSESHITE??!

All i can hope for...can PRAY for is that eli is visiting family or some shit and is rusing jace for an xbox
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$20 that he is visiting his grandmother.

Still in shock!

Israel kills militants entering from Gaza, death toll tops 500
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/07/21/us-palestinians-israel-idUSKBN0FP00U20140721
 
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Well, fuck me sideways with a chainsaw, he actually went there. I hope he's visiting relatives or something or else this crap is about to get riveting!AUGH YEAH

FlyAwayNow said:
Happening harder than my execution. We could've stopped this.
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True but him going there was the least possible outcome. Sometimes stupid people just have to do stupid things. Tel Aviv looks pretty nice at least!

Varis said:
No, we couldn't have. It was out of our hands all along.

Really, this free trip to Israel happened unbelievably quickly. Do Jewish people have a VIP license that gets them on the plane?
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They have VIP tickets to get on anything except for trains. Jews don't like trains so much I heard. (going to hell)
 
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DeagleDad420 said:

All my doubts about this just got smashed with a fucking hammer. Those license plates, the skyline... he is definitely in Tel Aviv.
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... He's actually going to try to enter Gaza isn't he. You've got the Israeli military conducting operations there, Hamas controlling the place and he is actually going to try to go in and vlog about how he's looking for terrorists.

I mean I figured he'd go to Tel Aviv but I thought he'd just skulk around the area trying to score some Israeli weed. I just hope the next we here from Eli isn't 'American tourist killed in crossfire in the Gaza Strip'.

Also, apparently Tel Aviv is an Al-Qaeda city. Jewish or not I doubt Eli knows much about Israel.
 
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Zim said:
They have VIP tickets to get on anything except for trains. Jews don't like trains so much I heard. (going to hell)
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Which is why they also don't sell ovens there...
But seriously, this guy cannot be for real. Nobody would actually be stupid or delusional enough to go through with this except for Jace himself, and Eli doesn't seem to take this all as serious as Jace does. I bet 20 he's never going to Gaza and just chilling with his Grandma or something.
 
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Fernando said:
Which is why they also don't sell ovens there...
But seriously, this guy cannot be for real. Nobody would actually be stupid or delusional enough to go through with this except for Jace himself, and Eli doesn't seem to take this all as serious as Jace does. I bet 20 he's never going to Gaza and just chilling with his Grandma or something.
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Assuming he's going via the Birthright Israel program (I believe Jace mentioned he was, somewhere on Twitter or something), he's probably never going to see Gaza, much less set foot in Gaza. It's a very secure, very heavily supervised trip. From the wiki article (emphasis mine):

Security measures
Security policies in place during the trip "ensure a comprehensive safety umbrella":
  • No travel to the West Bank, Gaza, or East Jerusalem other than the Jewish quarter of the old City
  • Participants in each group remain together at all times and follow a set schedule of activities
  • Participants do not leave the groups to travel, explore or visit with Israelis on their own during the ten-day trip
  • Public transportation is not allowed at any time
  • At least one highly trained, armed escort accompanies each group throughout the entire trip
Besides, even if he isn't going via that program, if tries to get to Gaza he won't make it. I'm not saying he's going to get shot at the border, I'm saying that, again, the security measures there are going to be more stringent that we could possibly fathom, and that's even discounting the ongoing invasion. He probably wouldn't even make it to the border.
 
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