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This is seriously too much.

If this is indeed all just a ruse on Eli's part, then color me impressed. Otherwise, holy dogshit.
Either he's still stupid enough to message the US Embassy as part of this ruse (obviously they're not going to be in on this bullshit) or he's legit. Either way, this moment is probably going to be the trigger that leads to the defining moment of Op. Tupoc.
 
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One of the worst things about this just occured to me. Nobody's going to know when Eli finally dies from whatever (besides the people who investigate his identity in Tel Aviv). Literally, his final signs of life will be some stray tweets on his Twitter account. One day, the account will just stop updating, and nobody's going to know why.
Eli is going to go to the embassy and they'll ship him home. I know he's not the brightest but I'm pretty sure he'll defy Stryker's orders (and the chance to get an Xbox One) just to make it home so he can smoke weed and yell at Jace.
 
Eli is going to go to the embassy and they'll ship him home. I know he's not the brightest but I'm pretty sure he'll defy Stryker's orders (and the chance to get an Xbox One) just to make it home so he can smoke weed and yell at Jace.

So, he's going to rat out Jace before Jace can rat him out, despite both of them having done it to themselves already.
 
Someone needs to make a Gaza Infiltration Simulator starring Eli.

I actually think getting kicked out of Deagle Nation could snap Jace back into reality (or at least partially). Who wants to make a "new" deagle nation forum?
If he would care and if other people are on board, I don't see why I can't make some proboards forum for a new fake deagle nation. I was just joking in my other post.
 
So, he's going to rat out Jace before Jace can rat him out, despite both of them having done it to themselves already.
When Eli get's home probably the feds will show up to Jace's doorstep and tear him a new asshole in front of Gail. I doubt they'll arrest him or anything though, they technically didn't do anything illegal
 
I'm sticking with my natural selection idea here. Both of these retards will get in trouble due to their own stupidity.

At any rate this is entertaining as hell and I probably shouldn't be laughing at all this. However, if laughing at this is wrong then I don't want to be right. I really do hope Jace gets way more shit for this then Eli in the end. Jace needs to be restrained and forced to take his meds.
 
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