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I have to save up money, find an apt, pack my shit, and get Eli out of Palestone first. Dont rly kno what im doing
'Cause there's just oodles of people pretending to be a useless mentally-defective pothead from New England. Oodles, I tell you!
Unless you're Hannibal Lector you're not allowed to use the word "oodles". It makes you sound silly.
Oh. Okay, how about "gobs"? As in - 'There's gobs of people pretending to be a retarded lazy-eyed Massachusetts boy-man. Gobs, I tells ya!'
Eli probably died and you're telling this dude how to pretend being smart online.How about "copious amounts". It makes you sound more intellectual.
Eli probably died and nothing of value was lost.
At least he died a hero. Now if Commander Stryker buries the Xbone with him he can play it with his 72 virgins while rocking out to Nickelback.
He said he would do it in his honor actually. Surprisingly he's not a complete piece of shit. Not that he will, but he meant it! Really!Why would Jace waste a perfectly good XBONE by burying it?
eli will also be honored with the "The Journeyman Toker's Award" which is a medal made from bottle caps, gold leaf, and paint. and a 21 bb-salute.He said he would do it in his honor actually. Surprisingly he's not a complete piece of shit. Not that he will, but he meant it! Really!
"Ummmm Sorry Eli I dipped into your rescue fund so you are going to be there longer then planned. What don't get mad at me bitch I needed more Gamer Fuel because Tyce went full retard and ruined it all. My Mom kicked me out and I'm still trying to save you now get to Gaza or I'll leave you to die. Oh yeah check out these sick knives I bought for me and Tyce, Tahhaaaa yeah they are sick right. WOOOOWWWW Eli I'm commander Stryker you can't talk to me that way, I'm the commander I'm the commander I'm the..." How I figure the next Jace Eli call to go.Jace can't afford to fly Eli home but he can afford knives and brag about how much money he's making on streams. Nice.
Reminder: Eli has been marooned in Israel for an entire month, and the situation in Gaza is getting much worse with Hamas back to firing dozens of rockets a day at Israel and Israel responding with missile and air strikes.Jace can't afford to fly Eli home but he can afford knives and brag about how much money he's making on streams. Nice.
The only problem is Eli is inherently too stupid to give Jace the through womping he deserves.
The question is: does Jace know this? I mean, Eli's already revealed he knows to aim for the lazy eye...