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True. I just can't believe that Eli is this calm while being stuck, alone, in a country where everyone speaks and writes in a language that he doesn't understand.
To quote Charles Darwin, "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge". Eli probably thinks he can overcome any challenge, because he doesn't realize how bad things could get.

As for language barriers, there are many Israelis that speak English, and they probably think Eli is just a dim-witted tourist.
 
I doubt that Jace and Eli are smart enough to think up an easy money deal of this scale all by themselves. Like hey, let's make them think you are marooned in Israel and get the internet to give money for a "plane ticket to get home."

Too sophisticated an idea for it to be believable.
Why bother sending Eli money to come back home? So he can eventually get his fool self killed in the US, rather than in the very near future in Israel?
 
Why bother sending Eli money to come back home? So he can eventually get his fool self killed in the US, rather than in the very near future in Israel?

No, because getting Eli home would destroy Jace's plans...whatever they are. Remember: Jace is on record as saying his conspiracy theories about Al-Gamerfood would be proven 100% correct if Eli dies. So therefore, shit will hit the fan if Eli does not complete his mission but returns to the states alive.
 
No, because getting Eli home would destroy Jace's plans...whatever they are. Remember: Jace is on record as saying his conspiracy theories about Al-Gamerfood would be proven 100% correct if Eli dies. So therefore, shit will hit the fan if Eli does not complete his mission but returns to the states alive.
The similarities constantly astound me.
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No, because getting Eli home would destroy Jace's plans...whatever they are. Remember: Jace is on record as saying his conspiracy theories about Al-Gamerfood would be proven 100% correct if Eli dies. So therefore, shit will hit the fan if Eli does not complete his mission but returns to the states alive.
Aha, I thought people felt sorry for Eli (as I said, he can get killed in a rocket attack in the near future, or he can break his neck attempting some stupid stunt down the line, so protecting him from himself is pointless).

If you guys just want to piss off Jace, who am I to tell you what to do? :oops:
 
Aha, I thought people felt sorry for Eli (as I said, he can get killed in a rocket attack in the near future, or he can break his neck attempting some stupid stunt down the line, so protecting him from himself is pointless).

If you guys just want to piss off Jace, who am I to tell you what to do? :oops:
We felt sorry for Eli a bit in the beginning, at least some people did. But then he was revealed to be just as ignorant, stupid and racist as the rest of Deagle Nation. I don't know what people were expecting.
 
We felt sorry for Eli a bit in the beginning, at least some people did. But then he was revealed to be just as ignorant, stupid and racist as the rest of Deagle Nation. I don't know what people were expecting.

I hope Eli gets home as soon as possible. But if he ends up pulling a stupid stunt and possibly getting in trouble, that's on him.
 
I wrote a little song to support our troops. You'll have to forgive me if it's a little... old timey.


When Eli comes marching home again,
Tahaa! Tahaa!
He'll get his Xbox One and then,
Tahaa! Tahaa!
The gamers will cheer and the stoners will shout
And the Muslims they will all watch out,
And we'll all feel blazed
When Eli comes marching home.


Tupac has returned with joy,
Tahaa! Tahaa!
Thanks to Stryker's golden boy,
Tahaa! Tahaa!
Gamerfood has failed again
The Minister has now been slain,
And we'll all feel blazed
When Eli comes marching home.


Our Marine has saved the day,
Tahaa! Tahaa!
Now we pray that Soap's not gay,
Tahaa! Tahaa!
The Golden Deagle is ready now
To Eli, Jace he must endow,
And we'll all feel blazed
When Eli comes marching home.


Weed and freedom on that day,
Tahaa! Tahaa!
To Gail's dismay they shall display,
Tahaa! Tahaa!
Until that day where he must depart
To cover in blood his warrior's heart,
And we'll all feel blazed
When Eli comes marching home.
 
We felt sorry for Eli a bit in the beginning, at least some people did. But then he was revealed to be just as ignorant, stupid and racist as the rest of Deagle Nation. I don't know what people were expecting.

The stages, at least for me, were:
-This is a ruse Eli and Tyce set up to scam Jace out of an Xbone.
-Holy shit, he's actually there! But probably capitalizing on a visit to relatives.
-OMG he ACTUALLY WENT on his own! I hope he gets his ass to the embassy.
-WTF Jace! You're trying to get your friend killed? Seriously, wtf dude.
-Eli, you racist fuck. If you start shit, you deserve what you get.
-Eli? Who's Eli?

The funny part is that Jace was the first person to reach that point.

Oops. I meant to say Tyce.
 
We felt sorry for Eli a bit in the beginning, at least some people did. But then he was revealed to be just as ignorant, stupid and racist as the rest of Deagle Nation. I don't know what people were expecting.
At first everyone thought it was just a ruse, that Eli and Tyce couldn't possibly be that stupid. We were wrong.
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So still no reports coming in from Eli about Israel or Tupac? I'm about to call this mission a failure.

Too bad Jace won't bring him back.
 
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