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and so the Sweetheart Saga: Deagle Nation: Operation Tupacalypse: #pussymission begins.. jeez i wanna see eli come to the states and pursue this, go on a road trip with jace possibly only for the girl to never have wanted him to pop up so quick, and name dropping deagle nation can't end well, am i the only one who thinks this?
 
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Judge Holden said:
ok minions....FIND ME THE OKCUPID PAGE!!!!!

A FREE RIDE ON MY PIG CHARIOT FOR WHOMEVER FINDS IT FIRST!
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I'd love to collect that bounty, but his profile must be incomprehensible, I cannot figure out what keywords I could use for the search.
 
"I can Take Care O U Baby But I Aint Got All DAy here"

What, can he not find time in his busy schedule of masturbation, Runescape, and downloading ISIS Nickleback compilations to talk?

(Also, I like his assumption that she might know Deagle Nation, I would love to see her face after a cursory Google search of it)
 
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PaxtonFettel said:
"I can Take Care O U Baby But I Aint Got All DAy here"

What, can he not find time in his busy schedule of masturbation, Runescape, and downloading ISIS Nickleback compilations to talk?

(Also, I like his assumption that she might know Deagle Nation, I would love to see her face after a cursory Google search of it)
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Hopefully, she thought he meant "Beagle Nation", and went here:

http://clubs.akc.org/NBC/

So cute!

I was worried this would be a lame troll, (spergy weens like routines, and would imagine they can just recreate Chris-style lulz by some sort of formula) but she must be real, for two reasons:
  1. Eli da playboi had to intiate contact. Theoretical ex-GFs reach out to their targets.
  2. She is not interested in him. :heart-empty:
 
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Long ago, Rocky was reluctant to tell anyone what the hell Chris and Barb were doing, but when an absent-minded doctor asked her nicely, she told everything.
A few livestream ago, Jace was very strict about not answering any questions about Eli due to opsec reasons, but when a fellow juggalo called him, he told everything.
Eli's got a mission to do and he's a super marine badass with a shitty crossbow and Islams in his wallet, and will not say anything to any civvies, except of course this one chick here who obviously isn't a spy or anything.

Looks like there's always a way for information to leak. Loose lips sink ships!
 
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HipstrsGonnaHip said:
What is with these people and wrap-around sunglasses?
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They all have lazy eyes. :alog:
Seriously, they imagine sunglasses make them look tough, like wizards imagine fedoras make them look classy. Personal enrichment and how you carry yourself isn't as important as accessorizing!

This may be related to their warped worldview, trying to make sense of life through video games: An item should confer a small bonus to a stat, but they never take that worldview to the conclusion that the full (synergistic) outfit would confer a greater bonus.
 
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