- Joined
- Feb 15, 2013
wow Eli is overweight and I would not engage in sexual congress with him.
Excellent work, @Qaz and @slc115!
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Ladies, he's single!
Excellent work, @Qaz and @slc115!
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My Details
Last Online - August 28
Orientation - Straight
Ethnicity - Black, White
Height - 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type - Jacked
Diet - —
Smokes - Yes
Drinks - Very often
Drugs - Often
Religion - Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign - Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education - Working on two-year college
Job - Unemployed
Income - $40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status - Single
Relationship Type - Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring - Doesn’t have kids
Pets - —
Speaks - English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Deagle Nation Secret Agent, Back Yard UFC Fighter, Gift to All Bitches World Wyde, Weed Chief, Pro Airsofter, Faggot Slayer(On Rune Scape), Front Man, Sk8r, Xbox Coach, 420 Protagonist., Does Lift (Yes), Back Yard Body Guard. Dont Call Me Ill Call U.
What I’m doing with my life
No Fat Chicks.
I’m really good at
Runescape
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Musicz: DJ Tiesto, Slayer, 3 Dayz Grace, Paramour, Five Finger Deth Punch, My Chemical Romance, ICP, Suicide Silence, Sleeping With Sirenz, Breakin Benjamin
Moviez: Jason Born, Hot Tub Tome Machine, Rocky, Jacky Chan, Badassses (And Badasses 2), Iron Sky( IHave nt Actually Watched It Yet But It SOunds Like Not A Faggot Movie), Tomb Raideer (Cuz Da Bitch Is Hot), Company Of Heroez, Bruce Lee, Hellboy 2, Jet Li In Fearless, Ameracan Pie, Kill Bill, Da Notebook
TVz: MTV, Ghost Hunterz, Jackass, True Blood, Punkd, Spike TV, Celebretry Ghost Storiez, Zombies: The Truth,
Foodz: Beef Jerky, Mtn Dew (Voltage Is DA BOMB), Chex Mix, Corn Flakez, Pancake Syrup, Stick Pretzels (Cuz U Can Like Hang It In Ur Mouth N Pretend Its Weed Hahahahahahhahahahahahah)
The six things I could never do without
Weed, XBox Live, Runescape, My Longboard, Deagle Nation, Da Ladies(That Means U......)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Working Out, Weed, My Rune Scape Account, YOLO. Livin My Life Every Step At A Time If U Kno Wat Im Sayin Dat Mean, Evrry Day Somethin New HahaGlass Is Half Ful Kind Of Guy
On a typical Friday night I am
Ghost Ridin Da Whip... Or Maybe Even Chillen With Tha Bros!!!!!!!! Pass Me A Cold One Dude Haha![]()
No Faggot Shit
I’m looking for
You should message me if
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–23
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
U Aint A Fag And U Got A BAngin Rack Haha.. Yo Bitchez U Want Sum O Dat Green Im Talkin PapEr Or Plantz If U Know Whats good 4 U Ull Get On Dis Dick ASAP (NO FAGGOTS)
Ladies, he's single!

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