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Alec Benson Leary said:
He wants his childhood innocence delusions back.
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Fixed.

He wants all his gal pals to turn honest.
 
he never really grew out of childhood
 
He wants his Sailor Moon DVD's back
 
i don't think it matters. he'll whine about anything he gets anyway.
 
He wants a Pretty Girlfriend for Christmas.

Too bad Santa Claus is a troll.
 
Maybe he should consider writing to Jolly Buddha instead, I hear that's totally a thing.
 
Dork Of Ages said:
He wants a Pretty Girlfriend for Christmas.

Too bad Santa Claus is a troll.
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Does he even believe in Santa anymore or has that soured for him like faith in God?? Especially since he thinks the both of them are some kind of genie and neither have ever given him anything he wants.
 
Donald Duck said:
Dork Of Ages said:
He wants a Pretty Girlfriend for Christmas.

Too bad Santa Claus is a troll.
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Does he even believe in Santa anymore or has that soured for him like faith in God?? Especially since he thinks the both of them are some kind of genie and neither have ever given him anything he wants.
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He supposedly quit believing in Santa at 24 when Santa didn't bring him a boyfriend free girl after asking him for the third time.
 
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Santa saw this video 9 (!) years ago and has since been actively avoiding 14BLC.

In all seriousness though, Chris will whine about his Christmas being ruined because his gal-pals no longer are his gal-pals, Snyder won't let him into the Game Place to belittle children, and Megan won't speak to him just because she doesn't understand his rape fantasies... but he forgives her.
 
I am thinking he'll buy Lego Friends 3DS with his :tugboat:, and that he probably wants the head gasket, transmission or destroyed engine (from timing belt failure, burned piston or oil starvation) that is possibly keeping him from driving the Cadillac fixed if that's even why we only see the van now.

He probably wants TRUE and HONEST friends, to be allowed back into THe GAMe PLACe, his Sailor Moon DVDs, a sweetheart, :snorlax: to get better with no effort and Bob to come back.
 
In-person friends and sweethearts and everyone to leave him alone!!!11 :cry:
 
Chuggernaut said:
Donald Duck said:
Dork Of Ages said:
He wants a Pretty Girlfriend for Christmas.

Too bad Santa Claus is a troll.
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Does he even believe in Santa anymore or has that soured for him like faith in God?? Especially since he thinks the both of them are some kind of genie and neither have ever given him anything he wants.
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He supposedly quit believing in Santa at 24 when Santa didn't bring him a boyfriend free girl after asking him for the third time.
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Ha! I'm a little out of it from only having had 3 hours sleep last night, so I had to read your post again after I thought you wrote it like this:

Chuggernaut said:
He supposedly quit believing in Santa at 24 when Santa didn't bring him a boyfriend free girl after asking him for the third time.
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Finding Tiffany. Also, for the trolls to go against Snyder/Walsh/Megan/Sarah Bevel/etc.
 
Chris wants for his Real, True and Honest Gal-Pals to step forward and tell him that they were really his friends after all and that they were just being slandered by the dang dirty impersonating trolls who sent him that cruel, heart-flattening email.

And also a PS4.
 
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