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All I can offer to a man who believed in Santa well into his twenties is pity.
 
Donald Duck said:
Ha! I'm a little out of it from only having had 3 hours sleep last night, so I had to read your post again after I thought you wrote it like this:

Chuggernaut said:
He supposedly quit believing in Santa at 24 when Santa didn't bring him a boyfriend free girl after asking him for the third time.
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I would never say that. HE IS STRAIGHT. That's why he uncontrollably thinks about penises and has plans to keep the gay away.
 
In all seriousness, deep down inside he probably wants to go back to his childhood because everything was done for him etc.
But on the surface, I wouldn't doubt he wants (A LOT) more Skylanders. No verdict yet on the high school thing because he hasn't really given a clear indicator of his feelings on the whole matter, but he'll probably want more Legos anyway. Whether or not they'd be related to him trying to vicariously relive false memories through plastic totems is anyone's guess. I mean, as seen in the Oct facebook dump, he has an ostrich and everyone knows ostriches don't go to high school. Not even the Lego ones.
 
I thought he still believed in Santa, but is just mad at him for not granting his wish for a kidnapped and lobotomized sex slave.

Given the circumstances, I think the thing he would like the most is some privacy.

Okay, well, that's what any other human being would want (at the absolute very least) in the same circumstances. I guess Chris isn't capable of that much thought. Pink LEGOs for girls, then.
 
This is where chris confuses me, when Santa failed to delivery him a woman he stopped believing in him but when his love sign and tomgirl routine fail to yield the same he continues to do them.
 
NiggoFiggo said:
This is where chris confuses me, when Santa failed to delivery him a woman he stopped believing in him but when his love sign and tomgirl routine fail to yield the same he continues to do them.
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chris is infallible. god, death, santa, and the rest of the world are not.
 
NiggoFiggo said:
This is where chris confuses me, when Santa failed to delivery him a woman he stopped believing in him but when his love sign and tomgirl routine fail to yield the same he continues to do them.
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It is a bit surprising considering believing in Santa requires the least amount of work.
 
I have a question about Chris and Santa. He told Jackie that he gave up on him after he didn't bring him a woman.

This implies he was was expecting/hoping Santa would bring him a woman. What form did he expect it to take. Did he expect Santa to create one and bring her down the chimney with him? Or did he just expect that Santa, as some sort of divine force would cause a woman to fall in love with him at some point.

Basically, my question is, when Chris came out of his room on Christmas morning, and there was no boyfriend-free girl sitting by the Christmas tree, did he say to himself, "Santa let me down."?
 
timtommy said:
Basically, my question is, when Chris came out of his room on Christmas morning, and there was no boyfriend-free girl sitting by the Christmas tree, did he say to himself, "Santa let me down."?
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Nah, he just went *SIGH* :briefs: (:_(
 
timtommy said:
This implies he was was expecting/hoping Santa would bring him a woman. What form did he expect it to take. Did he expect Santa to create one and bring her down the chimney with him? Or did he just expect that Santa, as some sort of divine force would cause a woman to fall in love with him at some point.
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I think he expected a woman to fall in love with him for no reason around christmas time; Chris would then look up to the sky with a twinkle in his eye and whisper "thank you, Santa". The camera would then pan up to the starry night sky, where you would see a light flying in the distance and hear a "ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!" and then the credits would roll.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
timtommy said:
This implies he was was expecting/hoping Santa would bring him a woman. What form did he expect it to take. Did he expect Santa to create one and bring her down the chimney with him? Or did he just expect that Santa, as some sort of divine force would cause a woman to fall in love with him at some point.
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I think he expected a woman to fall in love with him for no reason around christmas time; Chris would then look up to the sky with a twinkle in his eye and whisper "thank you, Santa". The camera would then pan up to the starry night sky, where you would see a light flying in the distance and hear a "ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!" and then the credits would roll.
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doesn't he realize his life is not a romcom, it's a waters/lynch collaboration
 
From far back, but no-one seems to have pointed it out, so...
CalmMyTits said:
-Megan on her knees, begging for forgiveness
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That's not why he wants her hon her knees.
 
caffeinated_pirate said:
I'm sure we'll be seeing some new posts from him around Christmas about how some "trolls" *Wink Wink Nude Nudge Totes Not Him* sent him the newest and coolest Skylanders figures.
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Fixed.
 
NiggoFiggo said:
This is where chris confuses me, when Santa failed to delivery him a woman he stopped believing in him but when his love sign and tomgirl routine fail to yield the same he continues to do them.
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Chris was twenty-four before he gave up on Santa. By that measure we've got a good nineteen years before he gives up on the love quest.
 
CatParty said:
Alec Benson Leary said:
timtommy said:
This implies he was was expecting/hoping Santa would bring him a woman. What form did he expect it to take. Did he expect Santa to create one and bring her down the chimney with him? Or did he just expect that Santa, as some sort of divine force would cause a woman to fall in love with him at some point.
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I think he expected a woman to fall in love with him for no reason around christmas time; Chris would then look up to the sky with a twinkle in his eye and whisper "thank you, Santa". The camera would then pan up to the starry night sky, where you would see a light flying in the distance and hear a "ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!" and then the credits would roll.
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doesn't he realize his life is not a romcom, it's a waters/lynch collaboration
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Of course not. Romance is exactly like Love Actually and that's that.

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I should totally rewatch Love Actually.
 
A Bella Ragazza no doubt... but perhaps a ton of childish chocolate?

I wonder if he likes eniv along with reeb?
 
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