OPL Christmas wish list

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He wants revenge on the Bitch, the Witch, and the Bastard.
 
Mourning Dove said:
Finding Tiffany. Also, for the trolls to go against Snyder/Walsh/Megan/Sarah Bevel/etc.
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He must not know that Snyder, MLW, Megan, Sarah Bevel, Tiffany, and everyone else involved with his life, even friends/former friends like Joseph Herring, Joshua Martinez and Rocky, are most likely getting frequent attention from weens (we know Snyder, Rocky, MLW and Megan, possibly Tiffany, have been getting stuff from weens), if he knew about the ween attention he might shut up about wanting them trolled.

(not trying to encourage weenery and :julay: faggotry, even tho I'm sure at least one retarded lurker will turn to that side when they see this comment)
 
A willingness to try. At least 90% of his problems (no friends, no girlfriend, some health issues) are things that he could easily improve if he put forth the effort. If he took the time to lather up, take responsibility for what's in his control, and GIVE to others, his life would be considerably happier. There are so many people who would help him or accept him with some attempt on his part.

But I'm realistic and know better than to count on that. The one it's up to apparently can't or won't get some bootstraps.
 
-A boyfriend-free girl that he can make into his sweetheart from the ground-up
-his gal-pals to be true and honest
-Megan on her knees, begging for forgiveness, and returning his Sailormoon DVDs
-Snyder unbanning him from the Game Place and also begging for forgiveness
-Mary Lee Walsh begging for his forgiveness
-The bankruptcy of Microsoft (so they won't be able to make any more Hex Bawxes)
-Death to all the trolls - Tito, Clyde, Alec, et. al.
-Coleslaw to take Barb and her holey buttocks off his hands.
-To get honor/acknowledgement/trophies for his artistic talents
-Sonichu as his personal enforcer
-To have the handsome, athletic body he drew himself with in the comics
-For Nintendo/Sega to make games out of Sonichu and so on
-To be a sexy, attractive Tomgirl
-To have his daughter, Crystal
-To have the powers of his blue Sonichu persona (I forgot what this was called, sorry)
-For his duck to be straight
-For all the homogays to die
-for all da STRESS to go away
-For all men to cover up their chests

I think that pretty much covers it all?? Of course we know he won't get one single thing on the list
 
_blank_ said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6azwhe8xhVI
Santa saw this video 9 (!) years ago and has since been actively avoiding 14BLC.

In all seriousness though, Chris will whine about his Christmas being ruined because his gal-pals no longer are his gal-pals, Snyder won't let him into the Game Place to belittle children, and Megan won't speak to him just because she doesn't understand his rape fantasies... but he forgives her.
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Brother, Santa is afraid of getting caught in the horde
 
It wouldn't surprise me if Chris sends out another whiny facebook post this Christmas. Anywho, he'll probably be wanting the PSQuad and a few games to come along with it.

Off topic, but you know, that has me thinking....... did Chris try to get a PS4 during Black Friday?
 
random_pickle said:
It wouldn't surprise me if Chris sends out another whiny facebook post this Christmas. Anywho, he'll probably be wanting the PSQuad and a few games to come along with it.

Off topic, but you know, that has me thinking....... did Chris try to get a PS4 during Black Friday?
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Would Barb even let him stay out long enough to shop on black friday? Although the idea gave me a hilarious mental image of Chris getting into a fight with other shoppers.
 
random_pickle said:
It wouldn't surprise me if Chris sends out another whiny facebook post this Christmas. Anywho, he'll probably be wanting the PSQuad and a few games to come along with it.

Off topic, but you know, that has me thinking....... did Chris try to get a PS4 during Black Friday?
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Chris is wired in such a way that he may hate the PS4 for STEALING THE GOOD NAME of the PS3. Conversely, he may hate the PS4 because he can't get one. And then blame Megan.
 
PS4, and I'm pretty sure he's planning to get one as his present to himself.
 
"Hm, what do I wa-what will I ask Santy Claus for dis Crismas? Well, if he could find-if he could look for da evil Megan Shroder, kill her, and send me-and bring me her head full of troll-full of evil ideas to cause me STRESS, den I would be very happy. Also if he could get da head of Mimms' sweetheart so he can-so he will be forced to feel the pain I do. *SIGH* But I would also like da Playstashunfour. And maybe a -perhaps a bottle of gasline so I could destro-burn down da GAMe PLACe with dat JEW Michael Snyder inside."
 
I'm sure we'll be seeing some new posts from him around Christmas about how some trolls sent him the newest and coolest Skylanders figures.
 
Springblossom said:
" And maybe a -perhaps a bottle of gasline so I could destro-burn down da GAMe PLACe with dat JEW Michael Snyder inside."
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"...Because GAS IS EXPENSIVE!"
 
The only honest gift Chris is getting this year from Santa is either a bag of coal or this:

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If there are any Christmas-related Skylanders then one of those. Plus every Lego Friends set he doesn't have, PS4, and ponies.
 
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