Oscars 2022

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

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This is almost like when people reported Kevin Spacey’s sexual assault allegation and his “coming out as gay” at the same time.

 

[Lone Outsider]

Will Smith is 6'2 v Chris Rock 5'10 and he didn't even move him. Smith was in the biopic for Ali and he still can't throw a punch, what a bitch no wonder Jada stays with "Friends"

You notice how will had a run up on a sucker punch and is about a foot taller and Chris just ate it? Not to mention kept his shit together.

Chris either has an iron jaw or wills as big a pansy I suspect him to be

I’d say Chris can take a hit.

 

[The Nothingness]

Jackie Chan will see Chris getting smacked and call him up to give him the verbal beatdown of a disappointed Asian father

why u not use your kung fu!!!

Wrong black comedy actor name Chris. Chris Tucker was the one who co-starred with Jackie Chan.

Also alopecia member (because everything now has to be a "community") of The Squad put out this tweet and then deleted it.

 

[HarryHowler]

All the Alopecia signs are there. Hairless, penciled eyebrows, fake eyelashes, and wigs.

I have a relative with it. She uses and does all of that. Jada's definitely not making that up. Like, this is a condition that can be traumatic, having all and clumps of hair fall out, not being able to grow her own hair, worrying your kids may get it. I know the relative I have is sensitive about it. Will was still out of line and now everyone is bringing it up.

I think in fairness, most guys would be severely pissed off if someone mocked their wife's health condition; I know I would. That being said, I like to think I'd be able to refrain from committing assault on national television.

Also the gay cowboy movie didn't win any awards? Sam Elliot is probably happy.

It won Best Director, but that was it.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

She's had a good life despite it. Then again, her husband doesn't make a fool of himself in public by slapping people over jokes, so that helps.

Will could have just publicly said it wasn't cool, but the Smiths love to be dramatic.

Their retarded gaylord son broke him.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to the son he had with the other woman. Feels like that kid got memory holed the instant Jada showed up.

 

[Oats12345]

I think in fairness, most guys would be severely pissed off if someone mocked their wife's health condition; I know I would. That being said, I like to think I'd be able to refrain from committing assault on national television.

It won Best Director, but that was it.

Oh well at least it didn't win a shit ton of awards.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

Found this

 

[pururun]

I immediately thought of this in regards to the Will Smith drama.

 

[OttoWest]

All the Alopecia signs are there. Hairless, penciled eyebrows, fake eyelashes, and wigs.

I have a relative with it. She uses and does all of that. Jada's definitely not making that up. Like, this is a condition that can be traumatic, having all and clumps of hair fall out, not being able to grow her own hair, worrying your kids may get it. I know the relative I have is sensitive about it. Will was still out of line and now everyone is bringing it up.

She likely has traction alopecia which comes from wearing weaves, braids, glue and tight hairstyles. White women get it too especially athletes like gymnasts. It’s different than alopecia areata.

Alopecia areata:

Jada:

The mark she’s pointing to is not the kind of circular patch you see in areata. It is however exactly where a seam line in a wig sits as well as a tract where a weave would be sewn.

/autism

 

[Sithis]

I’d say Chris can take a hit.

He's a comedian who cut his teeth back when comedy was funny, I imagine hes been getting hit by guys much stronger than Will Smith for a long time lol

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I'm torn. 50/50 that it's just typical black on black violence, but just as likely the Oscars trying to save their ratings.

I would say if it were the Oscars trying to save their ratings, they would have scuffled a bit more, unless you think that they thought that Will slapping someone like a little bitch was "manly"

Edit: To use Jerry Springer for an example, we know some of those fights were faked...but they always lasted long enough for security to come out to break it up. I can't imagine if the Oscars faking something then like not having it last long enough for them to get a shot of the pair being broken up by Security or another A-list actor.

I imagine hes been getting hit by guys much stronger than Will Smith for a long time lol

And girls, and children and well tough gusts of wind too.

 

[Hee]

If he had put half of the energy from that slap into After Earth, he would've made a decent movie.

 

[TitchBitties]

Wait, people actually believe that slap was real? That was 1:1 a fake WWE slap. They know people don't give a shit about these gay awards and needed to drum up some press buzz.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

"Oscars So Black" is trending.
Fucking El Oh El.

 

[Lone Star]

 

[Never Scored]

I thought it was fake until I saw the Japanese feed. Will is not that great an actor and 100% had the expression on his face of someone throwing a complete hissy fit.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Welp, Will Smith really shouldn't have done this.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Encanto won Best Animated Feature.

congratulations disney for winning the best disney feature award
so brave

 

[irishAzoth]

The Academy are going to bring more black on black violence to the streets of Los Angeles
was this their plan all along?

 

[Leaf Wage Slave]

I honestly didn’t even know the fucking thing was on last night - granted I give 0 shits regarding awards shows on a good night as is - but even then, they were on the one night where Canadians had to give a shit about Soccer.

Considering the only talking point the day after is Will’s Hissy Fit, and debates if it was an attempt to salvage any sort of ratings for the Oscars - making a guess here, didn’t work cause everyone who’d tune in is already watching - you have to wonder how these fucking things keep getting televised. I know, TV and Hollywood in the incest relationship from hell, but you’d think even the advertisers would look at this failing awards show and go “Fuck This”