Oscars 2022

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OttoWest said:
She likely has traction alopecia which comes from wearing weaves, braids, glue and tight hairstyles. White women get it too especially athletes like gymnasts. It’s different than alopecia areata.

Alopecia areata:
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Jada:
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The mark she’s pointing to is not the kind of circular patch you see in areata. It is however exactly where a seam line in a wig sits as well as a tract where a weave would be sewn.

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That's true. The relative I have has the top one. It's very possible Jada messed up her hair and made it worse.
 
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The Rabbit Holes said:
Willow believes shes is a "star-child" or "starseed" and has multiple songs about it, including talking about being an "Indigo"- the most special of the specials.
Basically she thinks she's extra special space dust that is better than everyone else and will TOTALLY lead the world to revolution and Aliens will reward her for it. Also, she has no mental illness, that's just her starseed powers!
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Jon Ronson had a chapter in one of his books about this. I lolled at the part where one kid said he had the powers of the Avatar (from the Airbender show).

Also it's now ironic that the only reason Willow is known is for "I whip my hair back and forf". Will Jaden be the one to go bald because he's the girl of the family? Did they switch their kids genders at birth? What the eff is going on???
 
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That slap was weak ass shit Will (hope it was worked for boosting the rates)

This is how you slap for real when you are pissed off

 
RisingPhoenix said:
It wasn't that he just got cucked.

Jada invited him onto her youtube show so they could publically talk about how she cucked him and how that made her the victim because she felt she wasn't being loved enough by Will

Followed by like an hour of him sitting there going "man I was pretty pissed till I realised she was right - her fucking other guys totally was my fault"
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Will Smith is a walking punchline
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I'm in the it's real camp, as Chris Rock's reaction didn't look fake at all. It's either he expected a punch but got either surprised by how weak/strong it was.

He has Will Smith approaching him with a death-stare, he's obviously going to clench up and assume he's about to get slapped. The slap did look weak, there was a lot of "kayfabe" movie movement in Smith's body and I think the connection was more palm to lower cheek/chin, but I think Chris might still have found it too strong for something that's happening to you on live TV in front of the whole world. Afterwards he does get a bit flustered, defends his joke at first ("It was a G.I Jane joke, man...") and then proceeds to smile and say he could roast further, but chose not to. Not to mention he says to Jada "I love you" before making the joke and he then compares her to a fucking empowered soldier woman from a military film that happens to have a buzzcut. Let the troons freak out about ableism all they want.

That's a really, really bad look for Smith and I don't think it was staged, but even if it was, Chris Rock didn't seem to be in on it. If I was Chris Rock I would also not press charges, since the crazy more famous nigger that slapped me can defend his bald wife as much as he wants, but he can't uncuck himself or fix his marriage. Let him enjoy his Oscar, I say.
 
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Zaryiu2 said:
I say include Jada, Willow and Jayden too
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Their entire family minus his son from his first relationship since that's the only normal Smith kid in his family line. I relistened to the old Howard Stern bit just for fun to see how ridiculous Will is, and wow, how did people take him and his wife seriously? They actually said they don't believe in punishing their children. Gee, it's a mystery why their children turned into pretentious weirdos.

Also, they were grooming Jayden at a young age (11 at the time of the video interview) to work in show business, but that's not surprising.
 
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Chris probably expected Will to pull a Kanye and grab the microphone to say something. That would be why he didn't move until he got hit.
Also both Will and Kanye went up on stage to disrupt a ceremony to defend the honor of a woman who gets fucked by another lmao. Is there a pattern to this?
 
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Oats12345 said:
This is why I think it wasn't stage. I know the Oscars are desperate for ratings and all. But they also like to act progressive. And having it staged that two black guys punching each other. Does not sound progressive. So I believe it was real.


Also the gay cowboy movie didn't win any awards? But seriously the one night I don't watch the oscars. And stuff like a movie and a actor I like actually win some oscars and will Smith punching Chris rock happen.
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The fact that Fuck was said over and over on live national television was a dead giveaway. Black on black violence is exactly what Will did and proved it to the most progressive woke place in the world. And the fact Willow tweeted "that's how we do" just shows how fucking retarded the whole family is.
 
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StanleyYelnats said:
The fact that Fuck was said over and over on live national television was a dead giveaway. Black on black violence is exactly what Will did and proved it to the most progressive woke place in the world. And the fact Willow tweeted "that's how we do" just shows how fucking retarded the whole family is.
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There's plenty of reasons why I think it's real. One I don't remmber Chris Rock being that good of a actor
 
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Clout $ Monei said:
Chris probably expected Will to pull a Kanye and grab the microphone to say something. That would be why he didn't move until he got hit.
Also both Will and Kanye went up on stage to disrupt a ceremony to defend the honor of a woman who gets fucked by another lmao. Is there a pattern to this?
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If I may channel my inner Tariq Nasheed, maybe it's all part of some psyop to emasculate the black man by showing two famous black male entertainers childishly lashing out over getting cucked.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
I sincerely doubt this will happen, but lol can you imagine?
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God dammit, I fucking love the New York Post.

Also, to the surprise of absolutely no one who was at an age of sentience circa 1997, Chris Rock is pretty fuckin rad. And Will Smith, in actual real life, is pretty incredible levels of a hypersensitive & insecure little faggot. Lol.

That said, there's really no timeline in which anyone who slaps Chris Rock for telling a joke doesn't wind up the prison prag after you've solved the entire equation.
 
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