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Mauga, huh.
Ya know, if they'd put him in before they steered the game straight into an iceberg, I might have cared.
Not paying for this shit.


I know it's likely part of this character's background but the dual miniguns and charge dash attack seems blatant re-using of the Heavy Assault enemy model from the PvE events back in OW1.

Also looks like the gay lovechild of Maui from Moana and Heavy from TF2.
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I know it's likely part of this character's background but the dual miniguns and charge dash attack seems blatant re-using of the Heavy Assault enemy model from the PvE events back in OW1.

Also looks like the gay lovechild of Maui from Moana and Heavy from TF2.
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Not only is the design uninspired, has overwatch's graphical fidelity been degrading over time? The trailer legitimately makes it look like it's running off a fucking Ipad or nintendo switch - did every copy of the game get downgraded into this state, or am I misremembering OW1 looking way better than 2?
 
Not only is the design uninspired, has overwatch's graphical fidelity been degrading over time? The trailer legitimately makes it look like it's running off a fucking Ipad or nintendo switch - did every copy of the game get downgraded into this state, or am I misremembering OW1 looking way better than 2?
OW2's graphics are more plastic and cartoony looking. Find some side-by-side pics of the original characters and weep for what we've lost.
 
I know it's likely part of this character's background but the dual miniguns and charge dash attack seems blatant re-using of the Heavy Assault enemy model from the PvE events back in OW1.
Oh shoot, you're right. I knew he looked familiar somewhere. I think there's a free weekend of him from now to Sunday. In that case, why not just go back to before and have heroes accessible to everyone in QP/Comp? I don't feel like grinding a battle pass to unlock a character.

In other news, there's a LE SSERAFIM crossover event with OW2, complete with a capture the flag/kill confirmed game mode and a few skins available for purchase.
OW2's graphics are more plastic and cartoony looking. Find some side-by-side pics of the original characters and weep for what we've lost.
Oh, and you can unlock ONE skin from this event. ONE.

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I was going to say it just looks like his clown skin, but this is underwhelming. You want to buy the rest of the five skins, $50 please.
 
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Does this aim seem legit?I watched it frame by frame and I'm fairly certain she's aimbotting. She's turning it off and back on for a few shots. The way she aims and shoots at the Mercy at 10 secs is completely unnatural and I get she's like high GM but that's not how aiming works come on. I've watched some ML7 and EQO and these two never pull off shit like that. Their aim is consistent and natural. Hers is inconsistent and feels very unnatural. Another set of eyes couldn't hurt but I'm like 95% certain she is absolutely aimbotting.
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Mauga, huh.
Ya know, if they'd put him in before they steered the game straight into an iceberg, I might have cared.
Not paying for this shit.

so a new hero is out did anyone play him? is he good?
The way I understand it it's for 24 hours, not permanently.
The new kpop skins are so busy and flashy yet still bland. I don't know how to describe it but it looks like something from concept fanart.

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Fuck these skins man lmao these people have lost it, they even buffed D.Va for the event. I'm not spending like what over 60$ for skins, I only play Kiriko and Brig out of these anyway. And they're 25 bucks individually? I will not participate, that's fucking dumb. Even League of Legends looks like a charity compared to this. It's not that 60 bucks is a lot of money, it's just not fitting price for in-game cosmetics and I'm not gonna stuff Blizzard's pockets out of spite, nothing else. I regret buying battlepass, i'm such a cuck.
All currency I spent in the game comes from Microsoft Rewards and every cent spent on blizzard's game is one cent too much
 
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Mauga, huh.
Ya know, if they'd put him in before they steered the game straight into an iceberg, I might have cared.
Not paying for this shit.

What a bland and uninspired design.

Not even just the clear "inspiration" from The Rock, Moana, and TF2's heavy (and hey look his Miniguns have names too how funny) - but just from a gameplay design.

Normal attack - two miniguns that look a lot like DVA's from first person. Either just holding down the LMB or LMB and RMB at the same time.
Ability 1 - A charge (like Rein's) with what looks like a jump at the end.
Ability 2 - An AOE heal (like Lucio)
Ultimate - A big AoE trap circle

It's a pretty large highlight that Blizz can't even come up with new concepts for character designs or gameplay.
 
Okay, they either sexually assaulted someone again or
they're ready to lay off/fire some people.
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This game is becoming more gay than gay sex.
I expect nigger tranny hero soon with some sort of fight against patriarchy origin story. It's probably in their plans already. Probably a (another)fat-positive nigger hero.
 
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Okay, they either sexually assaulted someone again or
they're ready to lay off/fire some people.
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Just an awful design here. She has the body of a little girl but is wearing the most absurdly baggy clothing. Like a Final Fantasy character she’s over designed.

Like Street Fighter I think Overwatch heroes should have their personalities be recognizable just on design alone. I can’t tell what this brown girl is supposed to be. At least I know the new hero more or less being a plagiarized Rock from Momoa is a pacific islander.
 
played a bit with the new Hero. he was really meh. i get what they going with him (the best defensive is a good offensive) but that dosent really work 90% of the time in Overwatch.

and they expect me to pay money to beable to play him? such disillusion.

that Venture looks like a cute mutt girl to me.
 
played a bit with the new Hero. he was really meh. i get what they going with him (the best defensive is a good offensive) but that dosent really work 90% of the time in Overwatch.

and they expect me to pay money to beable to play him? such disillusion.

that Venture looks like a cute mutt girl to me.
That’s what I grew to loathe about Overwatch. The characters from my memory lack any versatility. You either play as they were primarily designed to do or you just get trashed.

Like in TF2 the Scout is just supposed to run around and get point blank hits with his shotgun. But he also has the mostly universal handgun with decent range and damage. So if need be the Scout while not effective can still get some kills from a distant enemy.

And then Overwatch has Tracer who is essentially The Scout for Coomers. Her primary weapon is only effective at close range.

I don’t know about anyone else but at release Overwatch’s initial cast was already too bloated to my tastes. They all feel shallow to me. To think about having to deal with 38 characters each one with a different gimmick that hurts my head.
 
Okay, they either sexually assaulted someone again or
they're ready to lay off/fire some people.
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Congratulations, they created a shallow character based on identity politics that nobody will remember unless they're broken.
played a bit with the new Hero. he was really meh. i get what they going with him (the best defensive is a good offensive) but that dosent really work 90% of the time in Overwatch.
So far, he's okay. I like he has double machine guns and AoE ability of healing. It provides an incentive for players to stick together with the tank. But, if a healer pockets him, target the healer. His charge effect doesn't always work.
 
so a new hero is out did anyone play him? is he good?
He's broken if you have the Supports pocketing him. He really needs a nerf but this is a nigger all their simps have been waiting for so maybe that won't happen for a while. His ult traps enemies around him so he can mow them down, and the guns apply the burn effect. A pocketed ult can score a team kill easily.
Oh shoot, you're right. I knew he looked familiar somewhere. I think there's a free weekend of him from now to Sunday. In that case, why not just go back to before and have heroes accessible to everyone in QP/Comp? I don't feel like grinding a battle pass to unlock a character.

In other news, there's a LE SSERAFIM crossover event with OW2, complete with a capture the flag/kill confirmed game mode and a few skins available for purchase.

Oh, and you can unlock ONE skin from this event. ONE.

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I was going to say it just looks like his clown skin, but this is underwhelming. You want to buy the rest of the five skins, $50 please.
Going by the price it's actually around $70. If you buy the "discounted" coin packs it comes out at about $50 or $40 depending on if you had leftover coins.

Each pack for individual heroes costs $25, absolute jewery.
 
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Overwatch 2 is revamping their Competitive system for Season 9. TL DR:

  • Competitive placements (10) are returning for rank placement
  • Rank progression is visible with more information after each match
  • New competitive rank above Grandmaster called "Ultimate"
  • New competitive currency will replace current competitive points
  • Current competitive points will be "converted" to a legacy currency
  • Emerald skins can be bought with new currency
  • New Competitive UI for rewards/progress
  • Grouping restrictions will be removed, solos are likely to match with solos
 
What a bland and uninspired design.

Not even just the clear "inspiration" from The Rock, Moana, and TF2's heavy (and hey look his Miniguns have names too how funny) - but just from a gameplay design.

Normal attack - two miniguns that look a lot like DVA's from first person. Either just holding down the LMB or LMB and RMB at the same time.
Ability 1 - A charge (like Rein's) with what looks like a jump at the end.
Ability 2 - An AOE heal (like Lucio)
Ultimate - A big AoE trap circle

It's a pretty large highlight that Blizz can't even come up with new concepts for character designs or gameplay.
New OW2 character you guys.


(Literally the same moveset)
 
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