Overwatch

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Nothing more indicative of "totally not a trainwreck" than publicizing literal woke Jojo stats as one of your main gimmicks. View attachment 3277872

https://www.fanbyte.com/news/activi...ces-tool-to-rate-character-diversity-metrics/

Let me guess, a white male has zero diversity stats? We're in clown world where corpos unironically use Naruto ninja cards to measure how many black dicks a character has sucked throughout its life.

 

[Belvedere]

Nothing more indicative of "totally not a trainwreck" than publicizing literal woke Jojo stats as one of your main gimmicks. View attachment 3277872

https://www.fanbyte.com/news/activi...ces-tool-to-rate-character-diversity-metrics/

Ah yes, clearly it is important for these characters to determine where is their standing in the "Progressive Stack" and what is their level of privilege or lack thereof, After all it is a priority to reinforce these differences and boundaries between people WHEN THERE IS THE LOOMING THREAT OF A MACHINE UPRISING HELLBENT ON WIPING OUT HUMANITY!!!

After this, I hope Null Sector wins.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Spoiler: Daddy Joosh created the Null Sector because he had enough of trannies.

 

[Buddy Booth]

Never would've guessed that Blizzard would bring back phrenology of all things.

 

[Chicken Soup]

Says they made this tool to avoid "tokenism" when they have race and culture on a number point scale. I wanna see what characters like Bastion and Winston's charts look like. Also here's Ana's stats since I didn't see them posted

 

[LUNEKO]

Says they made this tool to avoid "tokenism" when they have race and culture on a number point scale. I wanna see what characters like Bastion and Winston's charts look like. Also here's Ana's stats since I didn't see them posted

View attachment 3278337

>Body Type: Slim and Curvy
>0 points
>Cognitive ability: Reason
>0 points
>Sexual orientation: Hetero
>0 points
>Socioeconomic background: middle class
>0 points
The message couldn't be clearer

 

[Neil]

Nothing more indicative of "totally not a trainwreck" than publicizing literal woke Jojo stats as one of your main gimmicks. View attachment 3277872

https://www.fanbyte.com/news/activi...ces-tool-to-rate-character-diversity-metrics/

LMAO they confirmed that every character besides Tracer and Soldier 76 is straight and Twitter is seething. Every crackshipper is fucking furious that Mcree, Mercy, Moira etc aren't gay like in their fanfictions.

 

[Takodachi]

At first I thought it was fake, and then...

https://www.activisionblizzard.com/newsroom/2022/05/king-diversity-space-tool

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Nothing more indicative of "totally not a trainwreck" than publicizing literal woke Jojo stats as one of your main gimmicks. View attachment 3277872

https://www.fanbyte.com/news/activi...ces-tool-to-rate-character-diversity-metrics/

Is it really that more important for Activision Blizzard than making good games?

 

[10 Sheep]

best part about the chart is seeing the overwatch fanbase on twitter go on nuclear meltdown mode, because everyone who isnt tracer or soldier got confirmed to be straight lmao

 

[The Fair Lady]

What the fuck have they done

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Once again, Wile E. Coyote's ACME Virtue-signaling Device exploded with hilarious results.

 

[Thiletonomics]

I want to see how this rating system does with characters from other games. It seems like a possible exploitable meme format in itself.

 

[Power Glove]

Imagine if we could go back to living in a world where people just booted up a game, enjoyed it for what it is, played characters they enjoy playing because they enjoy their playstyle, or perhaps for aesthetic reasons and that's pretty much how far it goes.

 

[Buddy Booth]

I was thinking, does this chart tell us who's blacker between Doomfist and Winston?

 

[10 Sheep]

I was thinking, does this chart tell us who's blacker between Doomfist and Winston?

was curious on how they rated hammond and winston on that scale, honestly. someone's gotta leak that document because i imagine it would be comedic gold from both the shit written, and people's reactions to said shit

 

[Buddy Booth]

Eh. There's probably gonna be a "leak" next time actiblizz wants to divert attention from some other heinous shit.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

A straight black man is just a tiny bit more diverse than a straight white man.

 

[Stab You in the Back]

Let me guess, a white male has zero diversity stats? We're in clown world where corpos unironically use Naruto ninja cards to measure how many black dicks a character has sucked throughout its life.

McCree has a prosthetic arm, so he's technically disabled. They also gave him a girl's name, Cassidy, so throw a point up there for gender.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

We need a hero that is on a wheelchair, is a hermaphrodite, can't speak English, has Down Syndrome, is black but black from being almost burnt to death from some incident in some war 80 years ago, has a cybernetic appendix and sexually identifies as an amoeba.