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I didn't know his high school has such a class. I never even heard of an empathy belly until now. I wonder how his parents reacted to stuff like this? I don't know if I should feel disturbed or confused because the high school I went to as a foreign exchange in USA never had an empathy belly.
 
I remember some kids carrying an electronic baby doll around for a week that they'd have to use keys to "feed" or "change" it to see what it would be like to care for a baby. I never heard of the empathy belly.
 
Any sort of Health/Lifestyle/Survival/Child-Rearing class requirements are done on a local level, so everybody's going to have different experiences. I had one that taught basic survival skills, like "Don't believe everything ads say" "Here's how to write a check to pay bills" "Check your balls/boobs for cancer". Pretty sure getting knocked up was a different class.
 
We had an empathy belt at my school. For some reason, they made the fattest guys in the class wear them, I never saw a skinny guy having to wear one.
 
I've got a new belt for Chris to carry around:
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dcisp said:
Any sort of Health/Lifestyle/Survival/Child-Rearing class requirements are done on a local level, so everybody's going to have different experiences. I had one that taught basic survival skills, like "Don't believe everything ads say" "Here's how to write a check to pay bills" "Check your balls/boobs for cancer". Pretty sure getting knocked up was a different class.
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Yeah we don't do the Preggobelly in the UK, the e-baby is purely voluntary, but the stuff like sticking a condom on the plastic cock and checking for ball and booby cancer were mandatory.
 
What's interesting about the empathy belly essay (other than the extremely low standard set for Chris) is how Chris didn't get to the next logical step. You know, the part where he empathizes with the struggles of a pregnant woman.

My apologies, "interesting" isn't the right word. The word I'm looking for is "expected".
 
dcisp said:
Any sort of Health/Lifestyle/Survival/Child-Rearing class requirements are done on a local level, so everybody's going to have different experiences. I had one that taught basic survival skills, like "Don't believe everything ads say" "Here's how to write a check to pay bills" "Check your balls/boobs for cancer". Pretty sure getting knocked up was a different class.
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Honestly I would kill for that class. We learned jack shit about actual life at my school.
 
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What's interesting about the empathy belly essay (other than the extremely low standard set for Chris) is how Chris didn't get to the next logical step. You know, the part where he empathizes with the struggles of a pregnant woman.

My apologies, "interesting" isn't the right word. The word I'm looking for is "expected".
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Too busy thinking about it quacking his duck.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
What's interesting about the empathy belly essay (other than the extremely low standard set for Chris) is how Chris didn't get to the next logical step. You know, the part where he empathizes with the struggles of a pregnant woman.

My apologies, "interesting" isn't the right word. The word I'm looking for is "expected".
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When women are sweet, kind, and caring automatons, who's to say they don't take pregnancy with a smile?

(Except observable fact.)
 
Wow. Chris's handwriting is awful. I get that cursive is a bit hard to read but he's all over the place. This is going to take a lot of time and some careful reading to decode. I'm really hoping that we get some insight out of these liberated documents.

If these could be found... What of the legendary Autism Paper? Any trace?
 
All that crossing out. It's like listening to him speak. When he fucks up he just starts over from the begining of the sentence.

Note he uses pretty much the same answer for two consecutive questions, believing it to be acceptable. Don't put too much effort into this, Chris. It's not a vidya.

And who wants to bet he'd never actually concider adoption or surrogacy and having to define those terms provoked a mini 'tard-rage?
 
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Parenting Interview #5 - I learned about parenting from my siblings.

HHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA.

edit - nvm, i didn't realize till after I typed this that that was a response from barb, not chris.
 
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Another interesting thing, by the way: people laughed at Bob and Barb for their 4 kids (Chris, Cole, David, and Carol) being from 3 different marriages, or at least that's how I interpret "laughter from 4 kids and 3 situations". I almost feel sorry for them over that.
 
Since when does the fetus drop into the "lighTening" canal? Is there a part of the female anatomy I didn't know about? I've never heard of a lighTening canal!
 
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