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Iwasamwillbe said:
Why are the fates so cruel?
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I don't get that message, but here you go:

The Lurkers Support Me In Email
(To the tune of “My Bonny Lies Over the Ocean”.)

The lurkers support me in email
They all think I’m great don’t you know.
You posters just don’t understand me
But soon you will reap what you sow.

Lurkers, lurkers, lurkers support me, you’ll see, you’ll see
off in e-mail the lurkers support me, you’ll see.

Oh it’s true, and you know they support me.
There’s thousands of lurkers out there!
They all understand my intentions
you posters are not being fair!

Lurkers, lurkers, lurkers support me, you’ll see, you’ll see
off in e-mail the lurkers support me, you’ll see

The lurkers support me in email
“So why don’t they post?” you all cry
They’re scared of your hostile intentions
they’re not as courageous as I.

Lurkers, lurkers, lurkers support me, you’ll see, you’ll see
off in e-mail the lurkers support me, you’ll see

One day I’ll round up all my lurkers
we’ll have a newsgroup of our own
without all this flak from you morons
my lurkers will post round my throne.

Lurkers, lurkers, lurkers support me, you’ll see, you’ll see
off in e-mail the lurkers support me, you’ll see.

Jo Walton, 16th May 1998

(Originally posted on the usenet newsgroup rec.arts.sf.fandom, back in the late Paleolithic. This is the single most quoted thing I have ever written. And yes, you have permission to repost it wherever you want, but please keep my name on it.)
 
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TaimuRadiu said:
They seem to be a tool of the CCP, that's how. Also, it doesn't help that officials in the CDC have gone full on support of the Burn Loot and Murderinos while they had condemned the anti-mask protests, which resulted in far less arson, looting, and murder.

Anyway, here are links to a lot of other studies and sources. https://swprs.org/face-masks-evidence/
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So why hasn't your Dear Leader drained the swamp in the CDC yet then?

ALso lol at using swprs. Europe's answer to Alex Jones. You might as well be posting that water is turning frogs gay. You should go back to trolling in community watch
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Sorry that the truth hurts your 5'3 self. Outside of this subforum, everyone on this site hates the regulars here. There's a reason that the admins are thinking of deleting this section. You'd be amazed how many messages of support I get lol.
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan is a valued member of the site, according to anonymous sources familiar with the site's thinking.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
The problem is he didn't do anything other than want to stop people from coming from China (After the virus was already here). He's literally told his followers to not wear masks (against CDC recommendations) and has downplayed the virus as much as possible, including telling schools to have in-person lessons with children. He couldn't have fucked up it more if he tried.
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Its a dumb argument but I will put it here.
What are they (goveners and peoole in charge) doing now? Opening up schools, not wareing masks in public....
Is that any different?

People are stull crammed into classes, they just have masks on...wow what an improvement
 
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Plaguemine said:
Its a dumb argument but I will put it here.
What are they (goveners and peoole in charge) doing now? Opening up schools, not wareing masks in public....
Is that any different?

People are stull crammed into classes, they just have masks on...wow what an improvement
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They are opening schools because Trump is making them. Masks work.

Although since you're an anti-masker, your username fits pretty well
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
They are opening schools because Trump is making them. Masks work.

Although since you're an anti-masker, your username fits pretty well
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The masks are effective at 2 things:
  1. Stopping the spread of bacteria . COVID19 is a virus so the masks don't do shit to stop the spread
  2. Making you look like a faggot.
 
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SojuDrnkr said:
The masks are effective at 2 things:
  1. Stopping the spread of bacteria . COVID19 is a virus so the masks don't do shit to stop the spread
  2. Making you look like a faggot.
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Wrong.

1. The virus doesn't fly out of your mouth by itself. It leaves in mucus and spit, which the mask keeps in. It's not a hard concept.
2. Maybe if you're a 5'3 right-wing manlet you think that.

And from a whole case analysis perspective...

Best case: Masks work at stopping the spread. The positive to this is obviously huge.
Worst case: Masks do nothing. There isn't a negative cost to this.

Are you such a fragile pussy that you can't even wear a mask?
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Wrong.

1. The virus doesn't fly out of your mouth by itself. It leaves in mucus and spit, which the mask keeps in. It's not a hard concept.
2. Maybe if you're a 5'3 right-wing manlet you think that.

And from a whole case analysis perspective...

Best case: Masks work at stopping the spread. The positive to this is obviously huge.
Worst case: Masks do nothing. There isn't a negative cost to this.

Are you such a fragile pussy that you can't even wear a mask?
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Are you so fragile that you fly into a rage because someone isn't wearing one?
 
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SojuDrnkr said:
Are you so fragile that you fly into a rage because someone isn't wearing one?
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Well I'd like this pandemic to be over and if you're too selfish to wear a mask, it makes you a piece of shit. Now I answered your question, answer mine, pussy

round robin said:
I can't believe HHH is this mad that Trump is going to win re-election.
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I can't believe you Trump cultists get this mad when someone doesn't blindly suck off your dear leader
 
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