Pathfinder: Kingmaker - From Tabletop to Desktop

It must be fate that this thread popped up again because I just finished Kingmaker last night. It's got tons of glaring problems, but I still quite enjoyed the game overall and it gave me all those good feelings of the old Infinity Engine games.

Started Wrath of the Righteous and got about a half hour in before the Whedon-esque dialogue designed to appeal to millennial Redditards who love le heckin' quippy conversations between niggers, faggots, and trannies became so thick that I immediately uninstalled it. I cannot fucking believe the consensus across the Internet is that this is an improvement over the "boring" and "generic" writing of the first game.

At least Kingmaker had a consistent high fantasy tone rather than every character and every line being an obvious mouthpiece for a guy with a manbun. God, I hate the modern gaming industry so much - even when I finally find something I kind of like, it's immediately ruined.
Pick the psycho spider bitch over Lann, kill Nenio as soon as you meet her, keep Regill in your party at all times, and 90% of your annoying sidekick problems are solved. I ended up going evil just because I found so many of the 'good' characters to be annoying as fuck and wanted them to get terrible endings. 'Good' in this franchise apparently means 'completely retarded & insufferable.'
 
You absolutely can put both nigress paladin and niggerfaggot cleric on bench permanently. Regill is lawful evil type of guy, who is quite a tank himself and Aerushalae is great replacement for Lann as archer, or pick Venduag instead of Lann. She has quite sweet romance path with high moments. Just make sure that you do things right.
Deiran is okay healer with rejuvenation and Ember is great damage dealer with fire spells. Both are Charisma based classes, so no need for nigress clicking her fingers and say "oh hell naw"
 
I bullied the orc into suicide while the tranny janny fucked off too iirc.

Also magus builds are my fucking soul.
What are the decisions you took to get the half orc to Ack herself?
 
I was digging through some Pathfinder fluff, looking for info on gods and demons to help flesh out the backstories for my characters, when Google led me to a thread on RPG.net. It's a "Let's Read" of Pathfinder's Book of the Damned. Here's an example of how these particular posters think:
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Sarcasm and Poe's Law? Or do some gamernerds genuinely believe that a cult dedicated to incest necrophilia is merely"icky", and ultimately, less evil than a cult being heteronormative and insufficiently inclusive towards enbies...?
If you ever return to the Farms, you will be please to know that this woke shit of this forum has been sold and now will be run my people actually wanting to make money because this retards couldn't make the forum profitable because no one wants to join a LGBT cult forum disguised as a RPG one

Just wait. Remember when Irabeth sold her sword to get "medicine" for Anevia? It's because Nevi used to have a sausage. Beth bought him a potion of Troonout. I should have seen it earlier. They were waiting to spring something bigger with those two since they weren't rubbing my face in the lesbian angle nearly as tastelessly as the RPG gaaaaaaay usually jumps for.
The one reason I cannot recommend WOTR for people is because the tranny-lesbian couple. It may have been part of the original adventure but it is still completely retarded faggotry

Constantly bully her and make fun of her troon then when she's at her lowest say she's useless and kick her out.

Epilogue says she killed herself afterwards iirc.
That makes sense, good to know, at least that is a way to get rid of them without having to take specific mythic paths
 
This has been a real ride. I was thinking about trying out WoTR again after giving it a go when Mandy shilled it and putting it down because I didn’t really get the gameplay. With BG3 having made this kind of play more interesting to me I was going to pick it back up, but saw all the wild negatives here. Now I get to bully the orc instead of uninstall the game.
 
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Speaking of WotR, there's supposed to be a large update coinciding with the last DLC, which is looking decent. They haven't given a solid release date for it, though, only a vague 'late spring, early summer' target.

I loved Wrath of the Righteous but have been waiting for all the DLC to be released before replaying it.
 
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Speaking of WotR, there's supposed to be a large update coinciding with the last DLC, which is looking decent. They haven't given a solid release date for it, though, only a vague 'late spring, early summer' target.

I loved Wrath of the Righteous but have been waiting for all the DLC to be released before replaying it.
According to a dataminer on Reddit, this update will finally add more content to the Devil path, which is what I would most like to see because I love lawful evil playthroughs

This has been a real ride. I was thinking about trying out WoTR again after giving it a go when Mandy shilled it and putting it down because I didn’t really get the gameplay. With BG3 having made this kind of play more interesting to me I was going to pick it back up, but saw all the wild negatives here. Now I get to bully the orc instead of uninstall the game.
When I was introduced to the interracial lesbian couple in the tutorial I just dropped the game right there and then. It took some time for me to decide to give the game another chance and I still dislike't having the carpet munchers around
 
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According to a dataminer on Reddit, this update will finally add more content to the Devil path, which is what I would most like to see because I love lawful evil playthroughs
https://www.reddit.com/r/Pathfinder...mining_looking_through_222s_files_unreleased/
Stuff like that's been floating around for years at this point. The extra Devil content was supposed to be in the Enhanced Edition but didn't make it. I'm pretty sure the backlash against the lackluster EE is why they've been so tightlipped over the upcoming update and DLC.
 
Stuff like that's been floating around for years at this point. The extra Devil content was supposed to be in the Enhanced Edition but didn't make it. I'm pretty sure the backlash against the lackluster EE is why they've been so tightlipped over the upcoming update and DLC.
This code was added with the recent update which indicates they are actively working on it
 
This code was added with the recent update which indicates they are actively working on it
It would make sense. Apparently one of the reasons the last DLC is taking so long is because they got back all the voice actors for new lines, so hopefully they're fleshing out the lesser mythic paths like Devil and the final act in general.
 
WotR is still one of my more favorite RPGs out there despite Paizo poisoning the well. I certainly like it more than BG3. The whole faggotry is a shame since Pathfinder is a cooler setting than DnD, but is being bogged down by all the retards. Not that DnD is faring better anyways.
 
When I was introduced to the interracial lesbian couple in the tutorial I just dropped the game right there and then. It took some time for me to decide to give the game another chance and I still dislike't having the carpet munchers around
I was definitely not happy to see it, but what I'd seen of the other characters so far was enough to outweigh my disgust at seeing a very pozzed decision from the devs andI can understand your decision. I almost reloaded my BG3 Act 2 save to kill everyone when I saw how the stupid seluna cleric and the immortal angel turned out.
 
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i did finish kingmaker sometime ago. the final dungeon made me consider suicide but i tough it out in the end.

telling the Lantern King to go and fuck himself in the end was worth it.
 
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So, question. I know you can send that lumberjacks to get the feathers or whatever for that fairy chick who mind controlled his friends, but how the fuck is he supposed to have survived the trip? The place you can send him to is full of will-o-wisps, rapewolves, and level 18 owlbears among other things.
 
i did finish kingmaker sometime ago. the final dungeon made me consider suicide but i tough it out in the end.

telling the Lantern King to go and fuck himself in the end was worth it.
It's a shame that the House at the edge of time was so poorly put together because from a story POV it was actually kind of cool.
Watching your companions who questlines you failed die one by one is not something that I was expecting to happen.

So, question. I know you can send that lumberjacks to get the feathers or whatever for that fairy chick who mind controlled his friends, but how the fuck is he supposed to have survived the trip? The place you can send him to is full of will-o-wisps, rapewolves, and level 18 owlbears among other things.
I'm pretty sure you need to go and get the feathers without him. He's not meant to survive on his own.
 
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