Patrick Lake / Dogpatch Press / Patch O' Furr / Patch Packrat - Furry journalist who got jerked off in public. Currently being sued.

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★ Lion ★ said:
why not point out that he said furry lawyers and not left it at “hey boozy and other dude. i think the court fucked up, what’s your opinion?”

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Exactly. As an attorney Boozy could have just, you know, made an informed, expert comment on the situation but, no, he has to be a furry lawyer and make the whole matter a furry thing so he can get attention and all those delicious Twitter hearts.

Back on the topic of Patch... other than his being a twink, for a supposed news reporter he’s kind of useless. His sites’ all useless book reviews by some senile, old and now dead guy and fandom news that’s heavily biased and mostly about the raves where Patch gives free BJs, who needs any of that?
 
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billydero said:
Exactly. As an attorney Boozy could have just, you know, made an informed, expert comment on the situation but, no, he has to be a furry lawyer and make the whole matter a furry thing so he can get attention and all those delicious Twitter hearts.

Back on the topic of Patch... other than his being a twink, for a supposed news reporter he’s kind of useless. His sites’ all useless book reviews by some senile, old and now dead guy and fandom news that’s heavily biased and mostly about the raves where Patch gives free BJs, who needs any of that?
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Very much a one trick pony. Now that the great furry war is long done his relevance has shrunken, just like the other usual suspects. I keep hoping to find out he fucked a badger or something but I lose a little more interest in him every day. Patrick can't really compare to sadistic animal rapists.
 
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Connectingdotsanddogs said:
All? I downvoted one. Mods never change spinning their stories.
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You sure showed us, fam.
 
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Crosspost with Kero as involves the 2 parties.

https://twitter.com/DogpatchPress/status/1080798298384953344
https://archive.fo/vS9x3

Seeing an uptick in pedo accusations recently some true, some questionable depending on your stance.

Definitely do think that while pedo is definitely very wrong it is a very easy to use accusation to instantly shut someone down. Patch had to clear up what he meant before which might have been as he learned new info but still something to look for. The archive is from December 1st. So did he not actually look at the evidence before tweeting something that may or may not have been true?

https://twitter.com/DogpatchPress/status/1080535412546781184
https://archive.fo/s177e

I know not to take everything furry says as serious but maybe Patch is letting slip he wants to help friends out with questionable tactics and ignoring their own dark secrets?
 
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Connectingdotsanddogs said:
I know not to take everything furry says as serious but maybe Patch is letting slip he wants to help friends out with questionable tactics and ignoring their own dark secrets?
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What dark secrets does Mythical have?

The only news about him recently is PK accused Mythical of following a cub artist on FurAffinity (I think?), and PK seem to be just pulling stuff out of his ass because he believes MRF was the one that leaked the dirt on him.
 
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Golden Compass said:
What dark secrets does Mythical have?

The only news about him recently is PK accused Mythical of following a cub artist on FurAffinity (I think?), and PK seem to be just pulling stuff out of his ass because he believes MRF was the one that leaked the dirt on him.
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Didn't mean just about MRF. I meant just in general other friends that seem to be doing the usual denouncing of things they seem to also be interested in.
 
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Golden Compass said:
What dark secrets does Mythical have?

The only news about him recently is PK accused Mythical of following a cub artist on FurAffinity (I think?), and PK seem to be just pulling stuff out of his ass because he believes MRF was the one that leaked the dirt on him.
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PK's a retard who's panicking just because he got found out, and he lashes out at the visible (non-pizza) face who's presenting these to the community at large. No reason to see it as anything else, Occam's razor and all.
 
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DemonBox said:
Dogpatch getting caught out of position, this time defending cub porn of Timburrs:
http://archive.li/9huXt
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http://archive.li/Ic8vV

Laughed at this. He should take his own words and listen to them. He got lucky this time deleting tweet before archive could be made.

Feel better now people are seeing this. Maybe realise what I meant by MRF turning a blind eye to Junius. That's just with one quick glance. Willing to bet other friends are into cub and sexual babyfur stuff

Edit: Boozy weighing in to just for some extra fun
http://archive.is/t2JGl
 
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