Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v 2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Well Intentioned]

Lmfao he's such an effeminate little man his fucking poses trying to look tough look fucking ridiculous.
I mean look at this shit
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That selfie makes him look like he has fucking Down Syndrome.

"Since Trump shit himself onto the national stage"
I guess its better than shitting yourself in front of the Pope.
Or again at the D Day Celebration and having to be rushed off stage.
Pats such a fucking retard.

He looks like Seanbaby's less-obnoxious but more retarded cousin.

Even so, what could sever a man’s leg at a waterpark?

Obviously hypothetical.

https://www.texasmonthly.com/true-crime/jeff-henry-verruckt-schlitterbahns-tragic-slide/

Some kid was decapitated on a poorly designed waterslide. Those sorts of things can happen, and there's usually a paper trail (lawsuits, media coverage, etc.) when it happens.

Also, the name for a Ralph/Patty fight? Tussle at the Trough.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Fat tits comments on the a wooden slab full of gross pasta from a restaurant with the same name as that exclusive spot in American Psycho.

"too much of it" as if he couldn't polish off that entire plank.

He's visited them before:



https://dorsiamke.com/

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Maybe he didn't want to admit that he keeps some meat trussing needles for when he finds black people alone. Still a massive needle though.

 

[FinnSven]

The closest I can give him to benefit of the doubt is that the first one is his (poor and painfully unfunny) attempt at a joke, because THIS is what basketball needles look like:
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Theoretically you could snap it at the base and maybe sharpen it, but why that would be a better use of time rather than ringing for an ambulance, while a suddenly and unexpectedly leg less man is screaming for help, I am not certain.

Also why would these two particular items be to hand for a lifeguard at a water park?
Pumping up basketballs and flossing are not usually high on the list of lifeguards daily duties.

I mean, if I remember my first aid training from my nightclub manger days, a much better thing to do would be to try and stem the blood loss with a towel or other wad of cloth and if possible keep the leg cool, while a co worker or customer rings for an ambulance.
I would certainly expect to find towels to hand at a water park before dental floss and basketball needles.

But perhaps there is a specialized technique for waterpark staff to reattach limbs which is unknown outside of that industry?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I would pay to see that fight. The Struggle at the Pigsty.

The Showdown at Pigsty, WI

Also why would these two particular items be to hand for a lifeguard at a water park?

I'm sure there's a perfectly logical reason, and Big Ricky here isn't just lying to make himself seem better than he really is.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Fat tits comments on the a wooden slab full of gross pasta from a restaurant with the same name as that exclusive spot in American Psycho.
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"too much of it" as if he couldn't polish off that entire plank.

He's visited them before:
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https://dorsiamke.com/

That pasta looks over cooked.
Also, that's a health issue putting food on wood as well as bad for the environment. Of course Patrick would like it.

I'll stick with Ferro

 

[femoralcanal]

Pat threatens Justin, and better minds weight on it. I never fails to make me laugh how Pat eventually turns people who were once nice to him into hardcore Patposters:


Death.
Taxes.
Patposting.

 

[AnOminous]

Fat tits comments on the a wooden slab full of gross pasta from a restaurant with the same name as that exclusive spot in American Psycho.

Lmao. Moar like American Fatso. Also shouldn't cutting boards be used for stuff BEFORE it's cooked, not after? What's the logic here?

 

[CansOfCant]

What's the logic here?

"Upscale" imagery faggotry.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Lmao. Moar like American Fatso. Also shouldn't cutting boards be used for stuff BEFORE it's cooked, not after? What's the logic here?

They want to get sued for food poisoning. Must be owned by street shitters.

 

[An automatic clown]

Some leaked DMs on the second better forum show that one of those retards actually threw the paint on Rick's driveway and the mods covered it up.

 

[An automatic clown]

Judge Holden get the clip ready. We got a new one. "Pinture"

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Seems fake and gay. I'll give them benefit of the doubt.

Judge Holden get the clip ready. We got a new one. "Pinture"
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I thought we would all stop talking about the assassination attempt Patrick?

 

[Post Reply]

Some leaked DMs on the second better forum show that one of those retards actually threw the paint on Rick's driveway and the mods covered it up.

The funsters like to shit on us for the KF hands-off policy, but this is one big reason why it exists.

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"Why aren't these filthy disgusting Nazis eating at my favorite food court? Don't they want to support local businesses?"

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Patrick is always down for a donnybrook. If he asks for a police escort, it is only for your own protection, disabled veteran child.

I wish this person had actually linked Trump's Agenda 47 to see how Jennifer explained that no, this thing on Trump's website with videos full of Trump talking about it is not really Trump's plan.

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I love how Rick thinks he's this super smart advanced college course taking guy but he believes the same stupidity that MAGA did, that the Vice President personally has the power to certify the election or not.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

There are countless reasons as to why someone would read Patrick's severed leg story and immediately call bullshit, but the most obvious smoking gun is that his trotters are too fucking corpulent to perform the delicate ministration that is doing stitches.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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What the fuck is that? The St. Lawrence Market is so much nicer. No wonder no ones there.

I suggest visiting Brown Brothers Meats as a fuck you to Patrick.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

The funsters like to shit on us for the KF hands-off policy, but this is one big reason why it exists.

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"Why aren't these filthy disgusting Nazis eating at my favorite food court? Don't they want to support local businesses?"
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How can he be a proud Milwaukee citizen, and simultaneously be trying to sue the fuck out of it?
Doesn't make sense.
(btw - I have been to Milwaukee, absolute shithole. It's a third-world colony in a exaggerated suburb. With a shitty baseball team)
(food sucks ass too)

 

[Friedchickenfan]

Don’t be fooled people, he is trying to lure more blacks to his favorite hunting grounds. Always stay in pairs and if you hear squealing RUN!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If you hear this, it's too late for you