Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I am watching the current cryptic web chronicals video and saw this tweet I'd never seen before what the fuck Patrick
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i bet you could reply right under that tweet and ask why Pat wrote it and he'd still go "No, stalker, I did not write that, as the tweet you obsessively lie about clearly states. Enjoy prison."

pigs have no shame
 
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If he was half as creative in his writing as he is in his sadistic tweets, he might not have to sell insurance to pay for his wife's vaginal pink eye medicine.
I’ll admit that he’s creative enough in a /leftypol/ sort of way that I might be willing to break out a buck for a genuine fats insult
 
A rather odd way to describe your face picture. What's next? It will be declared a felony upskirt pic?
i am hoping that it's sourced from a funster who knows how to dribble the content, and of COURSE the first one released is a Sasquatch quality photo

and that by this time next year we have 80 megapixel 40x zoom photos where you can count each of his fat pores
 
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Kind of have to agree with the guy Rick is retweeting. The brief context is the European Commission reminded Elon Musk that European hate speech laws are different and Twitter has to observe them while operating in the EU. Musk responded with some gay meme image, as he does, telling the sender to fuck himself. (Null would execute it better in his sleep.)

I don't actually care hugely about the spat with the European Commission, I just want to say this: whenever I see Linda Yaccarino post, it seems to be something pretty dumb. I understand her job is only to make profit, not necessarily do anything broadly useful or intelligent. But her weak spin attempts and basic pandering really don't seem worth whatever salary a Twitter CEO gets nowadays. Have you seen Twitter? No fucking shit its users are incapable of listening or drawing their own conclusions. Was that your point?

I don't know what kind of ethnic name "Yaccarino" is, so I'll be sexist instead for a change and say she seems to be a textbook diversity hire. The various men who hired Yaccarino during her career wanted a slightly increased diversity of mildly attractive women around.

Sorry, maybe this got too far off-topic. I'm sure there's a Twitter thread, but Patrick is such an opinion leader on a wide variety of topics, sometimes it feels like this cozy thread is all I need.

i am hoping that it's sourced from a funster who knows how to dribble the content, and of COURSE the first one released is a Sasquatch quality photo

and that by this time next year we have 80 megapixel 40x zoom photos where you can count each of his fat pores
I hope they release it under some maximally permissive licence, so it's the picture Wikipedia is forced to use if Rick ever gets an article.

(I don't actually know the details of how Wikipedia works, since I'm not HIV+. I just want to imagine whoever took the photo owns the rights and can use it to fuck with Rick in some slightly amusing and ultimately harmless way)
 
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laws are different and Twitter has to observe them while operating in the EU
you'd have a point normally but this is europe. like patrick they're the planet's underachieving, loser cousin with bitch tits that you let sleep on your couch because you feel bad for him. and instead of getting a job or at least doing chores around the house, he just belligerently lectures you that he's doing great and you should be more like him

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tl;dr europe is a serious continent the way fatrick is a serious author. maybe he should move there
 
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I am watching the current cryptic web chronicals video and saw this tweet I'd never seen before what the fuck Patrick
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This is a new level for the pig monster. What the fuck is wrong with him to threaten that?
The worst thing is, I’m not even surprised by it. Rick is a subhuman monster whose depravity knows no depths.
 
Ethan Ralph. Coincidentally they’re both fat pig monsters that abandoned their families and impotently bloviate on social media.

Any kiwi sociology or psychology undergraduates wanna do a study on this behavior?
The difference is however that Fatrick would take his gun and probably succeed in killing the dog.

Ralph would try to punch it and likely get mauled.

(Even if it was a chihuahua.)
 
Ethan Ralph. Coincidentally they’re both fat pig monsters that abandoned their families and impotently bloviate on social media.

Any kiwi sociology or psychology undergraduates wanna do a study on this behavior?
It could have something to do with their excess body mass. Boogie "joked" about his ex-wife's dog being delicious and bit it live on stream. Thankfully his teeth were completely rotted out by a lifetime of lard gargling and neglect so he could not do the deed:
Boogie bit his dog.
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He's trying to do PR on Reddit /r/livestreamfail

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It might also just be a coincidence, but I notice this Patrick fellow seems quite engorged himself. Maybe worth looking into.
 
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