Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I think it’s a tragedy pat can only vote once, he obviously needs 2-3 voting booths to fit comfortably.

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Cross posting this. It seems lesser known lolcows are being attracted to Fatrick. Idk if it’s his stupidity or obese nature that has brought these two together. More study is needed
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you could say his gravitational pull is pulling them into his orbit.
 
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Could've been a writer for Assigned Male.

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The difference is political alignment, it's laughable that Rick still pretends it's about punching up or down.

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Dan Mullen did all that?! ...oh, different cult.
 
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The crafty ways of annihilating the gentiles Am*rican jews come up with will never cease to amaze me. Yes, goy, the sun is your enemy. Don't forget to apply copious amounts of sunscreen every time you go out. The aluminium in it does wonders for your blood.

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Being a political shill is its own reward, Rick of all people should know. At least I hope he does, because I sure don't.
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:tomlinson:: doing something for free
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The best part about Hot Take Rick is he’s always ahead of the curve. He doesn’t know the marching orders and so he says his own thing and tries to work it out himself and then he’s completely wrong and the marching orders come down from above and they’re completely different and he turns on a dime - a very flat dime.
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I don't know about a dime. If he was going to turn on any coin it would need to be about the size of that giant one in the batcave
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Also trump has officially been convicted of every single crime that exists
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Even Barratry?
Its an old term for when a ships captain wrecks his own ship to steal the cargo.

Apparently its also used for vexatious litigants who encourage others or file lawsuits themselves for financial gain.
Rick is actually guilty of Barratry.

He should Enjoy Prison.
 
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Pat's viral bullshit is like some alt-right retardation circa 2016. Seeing number go up from the faceless masses probably made him euphoric. Gotta love the pests for always making sure he's knocked down a peg or two.

Empathy Pat is his most agonising form, especially when he's talking about dishonesty in others or pretending to care about a bunch of Carribean niggers who have no place in the civilised world.
 
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If I had seventy seconds to talk to Elon Musk, I would try to convince him to run unethical experiments on the pig man.

Can you just imagine how much you can control this thing by just adjusting the numbers under his tweets? He’s probably the only person in the world who ACTUALLY experiences sexual excitement from a tiny number adjusting upwards (that isn’t some bank account).
 
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Featured on Sep 11, 2024 by Null: Hot take, I've never thought Norm Macdonald was funny and was pretty sure all my comedy friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me.
Happy Norm/11 everybody! Today marks the 6-year anniversary of Patrick S. Tomlinson entering the pests' radar, and greater lolcowdom as a result, by tweeting that he didn't think Norm MacDonald was funny.
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The rest, as they say, is history. Reminds me of that tragedy.

ETA: found this in the replies of the Norm tweet.
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So true, Pat. So true.
 
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Pat's viral bullshit is like some alt-right retardation circa 2016. Seeing number go up from the faceless masses probably made him euphoric.
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do you think he runs to show his pilled-out mommywife? or maybe they talk about it over dinner.

pat (shoveling the contents of his microwaved hungryman meal into his mouth): went viral again today. six thousand likes. not bad huh? probably 7000 by now.
nikki (gazing blankly at a fixed point somewhere over his shoulder): nnnnnn
pat: yeah exactly. hey, you gonna finish your salisbury steak?
 
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