Penis Enhancement Community (r/gettingbigger, r/jelqing) - HARDCORE MALE SELF IMPROVEMENT

Incels have two choices:

To dilate, or to jelq, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes Calamity of so long life:
For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time,
The Oppressor's wrong, the proud man's Contumely,
The pangs of dispised Love, the Law’s delay,
The insolence of Office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th'unworthy takes,
When he himself might his Quietus make
With a bare Bodkin? Who would Fardels bear, [F: these Fardels]
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have,
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of Resolution
Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment, [F: pith]
With this regard their Currents turn awry, [F: away]
And lose the name of Action. Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy Orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.
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The Oney boys describe the kinds of people who post on this subreddit really well.

I never really thought this kind of shit was that real though, maybe it's because I'm not homosexual and don't particularly enjoy looking at penis. I did take a peak at their subreddits, and being obsessed with looking at and posting penis, these faggots also made a fucking calculator to analyze their penises.

The cum consumer who made the calculator, /u/Frigidshadow seems like a truly exceptional fellow in his own right.

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He is a moderator of four subreddits, all about penis, has two penis size studies pinned on his account, and has a quote on his profile that Google says is unique to him, that seems to be an allusion to penis enhancement.

And with Redditmattis' user analysis of Frigidshadow, we find that his top used words are:
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Considering this poster has only 1.1K comments, that means literally every other comment on average mentions penis.
 
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Just a thought but I’d like to see the inclusion of other genital enhancement methods in this thread as well, like kegel balls for women or bullshit lotions that supposedly make your breasts larger. Or if there’s any interest for it I can make a sister thread for the female side of crazy enhancing methods. A little digging could probably turn up lots of stupid/harmful methods to make your pussy tighter and breasts perkier.
 
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Carlos Weston Chantor said:
Are there any methods of making the penis smaller? I wouldn't want to accidentally make a woman feel good
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There are actually, and there is a community around that though I don't think the farms had a thread for them.

The chastity community, that is men who wear devices to restrict or prevent erections, have several devices designed to force the penis back inside so that over time only the glans remains outside the body like a "nub".

It's part of a submission and domination power play apparently. It makes amusing reading in any case.
 
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Dagobert said:
faggots also made a fucking calculator to analyze their penises.
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That's a lot of time spent on a dick calculator, that page is extensive. The data set page lists a whole bunch of dick-measuring studies, among which is a military study in Portugal somewhere between 2000-2004 where someone measured the penises of almost 500 dudes, as well as a 'compulsory inspection' of 3300 Italian teenaged boys. I'm somewhat disappointed, as well as a bit surprised, that the links in those take to what look like very legitimate studies, so they're not, in fact, just the fantasies of a man with a tiny member and a compulsive masturbation habit.
 
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