perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

[BigFanOfTheKillstream]

Too bad literally everyone knows troons and other oppressionoids are an absolute menace to society and won't want to do anything with them if they can help it. Bit of a tall order to find someone with enough oppression points to be un-swattable yet sane enough to operate the sweeping station.

You don't need to be "unswattable". All it takes is an appointment with your local PD. Come in, make sure that they have a clear understanding of what swatting is, let them know you're not homicidal/suicidal and do not have any weapons on the premises.

They're still going to show up if called because they have to but a 30 minute meeting takes the teeth out of the swatting since they're not coming in with their fingers on the trigger.

Are small town police in the middle of nowhere going to be more sympathetic to an advocate of free speech or weird coastal trannies using TTS?

 

[Pope Urban]

This. It would be fucking hilarious to have a 24/7 CCTV stream that shows the outside of the house.

This is turning into a wonderful pipe dream. I'm still waiting on the Livestream of the repo of Melinda Scott though, so no hopes up.
Also a Livestream would encourage things like Swatting and irl trolling.

 

[Polyboros2]

I think the retardedness of the 1 bedroom house and the retardedness of KingKobraJFS would cancel each other out. Buy him a house to live in and be your registered agent.

 

[Null]

But you are thinking too large. You don't need a standalone store, you want tiny 50 to 100sqft section of a larger building. You want an office space with its own address, not an entire building. They exist and would be worth your while top look into.

Most business parks will have basic bitch 100sqft sections you can buy or (more commonly) rent and because they are on business parks, they tend to have security features like keyfobs, CCTV, etc already installed that you can setup.

It **needs** to be buyable, not rentable, for this to work. I'm OK with as small as possible but it needs to be something I cannot be evicted from.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Unironically would check out which of the states have castle laws, buy a house with large lot. Put a fence around the lot and bunch of bear traps and watch trannies getting themselves killed . I am sorry officer but there are coyotes/ bears/ foxes going into my henhouse . Watch how all of them end up crippled

It's been a while since I've looked up the case law, but generally you aren't allowed to booby trap your own property with deadly force. There have been cases where burglars got injured and successfully sued over it. If you had bear traps out in chokepoints that humans would take, or in sufficient density to catch them anywhere they go, the cops would have an easy case against you.

Anyone volunteering to be Kiwi Secretary is going to have to make do with cameras, prank level traps (think bucket of water over the door), and a very good relationship with the local police.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

You don't need to be "unswattable". All it takes is an appointment with your local PD. Come in, make sure that they have a clear understanding of what swatting is, let them know you're not homicidal/suicidal and do not have any weapons on the premises.

They're still going to show up if called because they have to but a 30 minute meeting takes the teeth out of the swatting since they're not coming in with their fingers on the trigger.

Are small town police in the middle of nowhere going to be more sympathetic to an advocate of free speech or weird coastal trannies using TTS?

Since transexuals are all inherent misogynists, they would also go in-person to the location to threaten a female agent. So in reality, we need:

• an able male
• owns protection (gun, secure location, etc)
• does not have friends or family that can be coerced or bullied to circumvent "able male's" protection
• able to answer phone 24/7
• a state which values free speech
• state which values gun ownership and castle doctrine
• a police force which has good communication and understands swatting Internet culture

 

[Agent Sandoval]

yeah massa Null, I'd totally do that, whateva you say massa Null

Yeah, I'm one to talk, but registration sure is open.

 

[Todd Weiss]

It **needs** to be buyable, not rentable, for this to work. I'm OK with as small as possible but it needs to be something I cannot be evicted from.

Change the name of the company to something else besides lolcow, or register a new LLC?

Find someone in the state who'll agree use their spare bedroom or office for remote work and register the address out of it?

Find a based legal team to identify loopholes so you don't have to commit to paying some kike realtor to keep the site up?

 

[BigFanOfTheKillstream]

Since transexuals are all inherent misogynists, they would also go in-person to the location to threaten a female agent. So in reality, we need:

• an able male
• owns protection (gun, secure location, etc)
• does not have friends or family that can be coerced or bullied to circumvent "able male's" protection
• able to answer phone 24/7
• a state which values free speech
• state which values gun ownership and castle doctrine
• a police force which has good communication and understands swatting Internet culture

I don't think a gun is a necessity and imo is probably just asking for trouble since the place will absolutely be swatted within a week of it's discovery.

Misogynistic they may be but troons are also cowards. I don't have much knowledge of tranny happenings but I presume the most they ever do is swat, since it's a passive aggressive tactic.

MAYBE one of them that's bored enough to drive all the way to Bumfuk, Egypt might throw a Molotov, but that's what a fire extinguisher is for. I just can't see these people taking IRL action against what ultimately amounts to a proxy for Josh. And even if they did, I feel an aggressively dedicated man with a shitbull or three could handle any trespassers without firing a shot.

Just slap the finest home owners insurance on the place and make sure the caretaker isn't afraid of handling business. Also, there's nothing that says that the caretaker has to be there full-time. You could easily make that place your official address and just go rent a shitty apartment on the other side of town.

 

[Null]

Change the name of the company to something else besides lolcow, or register a new LLC?

ok the issue is the LLC OWNS THE WEBSITE, not that the LLC is named Lolcow.

Find someone in the state who'll agree use their spare bedroom or office for remote work and register the address out of it?

ok that is one of the options outlined din the OP, but they don't really need to dedicate any space for it, they just have to dox themselves and deal with my paperwork

Find a based legal team to identify loopholes so you don't have to commit to paying some kike realtor to keep the site up?

>based lawyers
>kike realtors
god DAMN nigger

 

[Polarity]

 

[Preacher ✝]

Got some points that might be redundant but repetition is good for autists.

1. Must be a stand your ground/castle doctrine state where you can get good self defense insurance like US LawShield or CCW Safe.

2. A fence/wall and guard animals are a big plus for a number of reasons. Chiefly that it keeps them out of molotov range of the structure itself.

3. A substantial plot of land for the benefit of distance from civilization and the road are also defensive bonuses. As is dealing with small rural police departments. Troons are less likely to want to travel out to the sticks for the purpose of harassing someone.

4. Have you explored the legal options for obscuring the identity of the individual? A legal last name change to protect immediate/extended family plus a doing business as name would add layers to the doxxing process.

5. Whoever it is would best off heavily armed and ready to fight off the more determined and violent troons. If the above points are met then it should mean that the casual ones are thoroughly deterred from engaging with the property in the first place but the ones who do will still need to be dealt with. The dream would be a mounted M2 Browning and plenty of ammunition.

6. Outside of essentially making the KiwiCompound I've described, Chudbere's post and those like it outlining similar ideas of a remote place with contact info and such are the best options IMO.

7. What you really need is some kind of internet autist/mountain man hybrid who can live off the land, run internet off of solar/wind power and doesnt want to be a part of society in the first place.


Maybe Jesse PS from PodAwful would do it.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

If my bunker was finished I’d do it.

 

[Casval Rem Deikun]

It **needs** to be buyable, not rentable, for this to work. I'm OK with as small as possible but it needs to be something I cannot be evicted from.

Here you go Null a crack shack the barest of minimums, you could probably mortgage it out for $800 a month SD has Castle and Stand your ground as well, I'll check Sioux Falls and Pierre and Pine Ridge Rez since I'm familiar the areas.

Here's another possible SD candidate

 

[Pope Urban]

The only real requirements are being enough of a psychopath to not fold under pressure while not being too much of a schizophrenic to handle mail and shit. I'd bite but unfortunately I'm nowhere near Wyoming and don't really care to move there.

Josh listed multiple potential states, not just Wyoming tho.

 

[pwnest injun]

Got some points that might be redundant but repetition is good for autists.

1. Must be a stand your ground/castle doctrine state where you can get good self defense insurance like US LawShield or CCW Safe.

2. A fence/wall and guard animals are a big plus for a number of reasons. Chiefly that it keeps them out of molotov range of the structure itself.

3. A substantial plot of land for the benefit of distance from civilization and the road are also defensive bonuses. As is dealing with small rural police departments. Troons are less likely to want to travel out to the sticks for the purpose of harassing someone.

4. Have you explored the legal options for obscuring the identity of the individual? A legal last name change to protect immediate/extended family plus a doing business as name would add layers to the doxxing process.

5. Whoever it is would best off heavily armed and ready to fight off the more determined and violent troons. If the above points are met then it should mean that the casual ones are thoroughly deterred from engaging with the property in the first place but the ones who do will still need to be dealt with. The dream would be a mounted M2 Browning and plenty of ammunition.

6. Outside of essentially making the KiwiCompound I've described, Chudbere's post and those like it outlining similar ideas of a remote place with contact info and such are the best options IMO.

7. What you really need is some kind of internet autist/mountain man hybrid who can live off the land, run internet off of solar/wind power and doesnt want to be a part of society in the first place.


Maybe Jesse PS from PodAwful would do it.

I think that you're overestimating the eternal tranny's ability to leave their home, but if Josh wants serious applicants, a list of what you would be provided with would be a good idea.
Is there a salary, or are they working for rent and utilities? What sort of security are you willing to provide? What guarantees does the employee have that they won't suddenly find themselves homeless if something goes wrong? It's a pretty big ask to get a person to hitch themselves to your business so fully.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Here you go Null a crack shack the barest of minimums, you could probably mortgage it out for $800 a month SD has Castle and Stand your ground as well, I'll check Sioux Falls and Pierre and Pine Ridge Rez since I'm familiar the areas.

Here's a significantly nicer, as in legitimately livable, one for even less.

3408 11th Ave SW, Watertown, SD 57201 | realtor.com®

View 24 photos for 3408 11th Ave SW, Watertown, SD 57201, a 3 bed, 2 bath, 1,280 Sq. Ft. mobile home built in 1994 that was last sold on 06/14/2021.

www.realtor.com

 

[Null]

guys, i can look at zillow myself just fine. i really don't need people picking out houses before we settle on who and where.

 

[Punished Brent]

Can you really trust an internet retard when you have 40 journalists asking "why do you support internet racism?"
There has to be another way

 

[DumbDude43]

B: Too fucking stupid to realize the tranny-themed nightmare they're signing themselves up for

nah, it's not like trannoids will besiege your house 24/7, and if they do you can actually get the cops to remove them because it is your actual home and there are stalking laws to prevent obsessed people from setting up shop and harrassing you in and around your home.
the biggest problem is that being officially associated with the kiwi farms opens you up to character assassination that will make you persona non grata in left leaning circles, which can seriously fuck up your social life, your job and your career.

the perfect person for this position would be a hardened social outcast NEET with nothing to lose and no real life, who is content living as a basement dweller in nulls crack shack and does not give a fuck about his reputation being ruined because he doesn't have any in the first place. but i don't think null would consider someone like that trustworthy enough, so it's gonna be difficult.