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This one's more a Personal Horrorcow, but since that thread doesn't exist I'm dumping it here.

My girlfriend told me one of her work colleagues had a stalker. The guy met her at university and became infatuated with her. She kept telling him she wasn't interested but he wouldn't let up. She moved to Scotland at one point and he followed her there to continue his stalking. He kept a blog where he detailed the story of how they met and his feelings for her, also describing the means by which he stalked her. She called the police on him a number of times but I don't think they found anything definitive that could put him in jail.

He also wrote a book about her which he published online. In the finest tradition of Chris, he rearranged the letters of her surname so it wouldn't be exactly the same person. And just to bring in some lolcow-ishness to lighten the mood he created sockpuppets to spam the book with five-star reviews, which were immediately identified and called out.

His luck ran out when he posted an excerpt from the book on a writing website and it got a negative review from a fellow user. He tracked the user down at her workplace and smashed a bottle of wine over her head. Now he's finally behind bars and since everyone knows what he is, his book's been flooded with negative (and hilarious) reviews. Streisand Effect much?

So yeah, kind of a combination of the worst aspects of Chris and Nick Bate though (thankfully) without the scat fetish. What world we live in.
 
TheImportantFart said:
This one's more a Personal Horrorcow, but since that thread doesn't exist I'm dumping it here.

My girlfriend told me one of her work colleagues had a stalker. The guy met her at university and became infatuated with her. She kept telling him she wasn't interested but he wouldn't let up. She moved to Scotland at one point and he followed her there to continue his stalking. He kept a blog where he detailed the story of how they met and his feelings for her, also describing the means by which he stalked her. She called the police on him a number of times but I don't think they found anything definitive that could put him in jail.

He also wrote a book about her which he published online. In the finest tradition of Chris, he rearranged the letters of her surname so it wouldn't be exactly the same person. And just to bring in some lolcow-ishness to lighten the mood he created sockpuppets to spam the book with five-star reviews, which were immediately identified and called out.

His luck ran out when he posted an excerpt from the book on a writing website and it got a negative review from a fellow user. He tracked the user down at her workplace and smashed a bottle of wine over her head. Now he's finally behind bars and since everyone knows what he is, his book's been flooded with negative (and hilarious) reviews. Streisand Effect much?

So yeah, kind of a combination of the worst aspects of Chris and Nick Bate though (thankfully) without the scat fetish. What world we live in.
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Do you have a link to anything about the book? Since the book is about a real life person you know, I understand if you don't feel like sharing. This guy sounds like a real psycho.
 
TheImportantFart said:
This one's more a Personal Horrorcow, but since that thread doesn't exist I'm dumping it here.

My girlfriend told me one of her work colleagues had a stalker. The guy met her at university and became infatuated with her. She kept telling him she wasn't interested but he wouldn't let up. She moved to Scotland at one point and he followed her there to continue his stalking. He kept a blog where he detailed the story of how they met and his feelings for her, also describing the means by which he stalked her. She called the police on him a number of times but I don't think they found anything definitive that could put him in jail.

He also wrote a book about her which he published online. In the finest tradition of Chris, he rearranged the letters of her surname so it wouldn't be exactly the same person. And just to bring in some lolcow-ishness to lighten the mood he created sockpuppets to spam the book with five-star reviews, which were immediately identified and called out.

His luck ran out when he posted an excerpt from the book on a writing website and it got a negative review from a fellow user. He tracked the user down at her workplace and smashed a bottle of wine over her head. Now he's finally behind bars and since everyone knows what he is, his book's been flooded with negative (and hilarious) reviews. Streisand Effect much?

So yeah, kind of a combination of the worst aspects of Chris and Nick Bate though (thankfully) without the scat fetish. What world we live in.
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That creep's book would be prima facie evidence of harassing a work colleague of your girlfriend. Also, how long is his stay in prison?

(edited for further clarification; I'm sorry, @TheImportantFart.)
 
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kagayaki said:
That creep's book would be prima facie evidence of harassing your girlfriend. Also, how long is his stay in prison?
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Wasn't my girlfriend he was harassing - it was one of her work colleagues. The book was published last year around the time he hit the other girl with the bottle for criticising it. He was arrested then but he's only just been convicted. No idea how long his prison stay is.
 
TheImportantFart said:
This one's more a Personal Horrorcow, but since that thread doesn't exist I'm dumping it here.

My girlfriend told me one of her work colleagues had a stalker. The guy met her at university and became infatuated with her. She kept telling him she wasn't interested but he wouldn't let up. She moved to Scotland at one point and he followed her there to continue his stalking. He kept a blog where he detailed the story of how they met and his feelings for her, also describing the means by which he stalked her. She called the police on him a number of times but I don't think they found anything definitive that could put him in jail.

He also wrote a book about her which he published online. In the finest tradition of Chris, he rearranged the letters of her surname so it wouldn't be exactly the same person. And just to bring in some lolcow-ishness to lighten the mood he created sockpuppets to spam the book with five-star reviews, which were immediately identified and called out.

His luck ran out when he posted an excerpt from the book on a writing website and it got a negative review from a fellow user. He tracked the user down at her workplace and smashed a bottle of wine over her head. Now he's finally behind bars and since everyone knows what he is, his book's been flooded with negative (and hilarious) reviews. Streisand Effect much?

So yeah, kind of a combination of the worst aspects of Chris and Nick Bate though (thankfully) without the scat fetish. What world we live in.
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I knew I heard about him somewhere, is this the person you're talking about?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...and-bottle-teenager-gave-book-bad-review.html
 
A girl at my university had a spectacular breakdown. Over the course of 3 months she began to harass one of our friends she fancied, lived in his room for a month whilst he wasn't there, told her family there were dating, and begged him to have sex with her. When he told her no she claimed he had groped and tried to rape her, whilst starting hate campaigns against any girl he interacted with.

She reached her peak by getting extremley drunk and faking being spiked. She claimed the hospital never ran tests for any drugs but she just knew she had been. She blamed her neighbours for spiking her wine at home, claiming they must have broken into her house and spiked it whilst she slept.
 
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This isn't my personal lolcow, but I wish Kiwi Farms had been around for the heyday of Deb Frisch. She was big back in 2006-09, and continued being a harrassing lunatic up until she was jailed. She's still in jail at the moment.

A timeline of her utter lunacy

A glimpse:
14, 2009--Deborah Frisch posts a blog fantasizing about the beheading, dismemberment and castration of the children of a professor at the University of Pennsylvania, where Deborah Frisch was once a graduate student.
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I remember her. Absolutely batshit insane, and vicious to boot. Apparently the reason she's been able to continue these online character-assassination/death-threat campaigns for so long, is that she's a trust-fund brat who falls back on Daddy's Money every time she gets deservedly booted from a college gig.
 
PurpleSquirrel said:
I remember her. Absolutely batshit insane, and vicious to boot. Apparently the reason she's been able to continue these online character-assassination/death-threat campaigns for so long, is that she's a trust-fund brat who falls back on Daddy's Money every time she gets deservedly booted from a college gig.
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Her stint in jail will cool her jets.

At least until she gets out.
 
Soooo, this has been getting a lot of attention, recently.


This is Brandy Wooten's first video to go viral. I haven't seen many of the rest of them, but she seems to mostly just vlog about her life. The expression on her face in this video is unnerving. She is dead serious about getting infuriated over not being served freshly baked cookies. And the way she doesn't even turn around to talk to the employee, cause she's too focused on recording herself acting insane. Brandy calls ahead to McDonalds to ensure that the cookies will come out of the oven the moment she arrives at the establishment. Who does that? Brandy ends the video by moving the camera closer to the manager, telling us to remember that 'raggedy ass bitches' face. That poor manager just nodded and looked so miserable.

After realizing her newfound internet infamy, Brandy is kind enough to give us a follow up video on this event.

She calls out Ronald McDonald a lot in this one, as if she thinks he's a person who exists in real life. ("Tag dat nigga!") She assures us that the manager she recorded had it coming because 'she always be tryin' it.' For some reason she always winds up randomly singing and/or wooting mid rant. She obsesses over trivial things going on in that McDonalds and gets enraged when someone working there does something she considers wrong, like friendly chit chat among the staff when the place isn't busy. I cannot fathom what happened to this lady to make her so unpleasant. She keeps insisting that she's a kind, humble, positive person trying to bring some good into the world. But none of her actions indicate it. She even sticks out her tongue at the end, like the child she is.

If she keeps up stunts like this, I wouldn't hesitate to suggest a thread for her.

EDIT: I tried to post the follow up video here but it wouldn't show up for some reason. Brandy didn't post it to her youtube channel but you should be able to find it on LiveLeak. The title of the video is 'Cookie Ghetto Girl Demands Respect'.
 
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I knew this guy through a forum I posted on who has gone through various and strange right wing phases. He started out as a teenager copying Fox News screaming points. Throwing tantrums online about how Christmas is being destroyed and that Bush is a genius. Later on he became a Catholic Supremacist where he believed anyone who wasn't Catholic was going to hell, and that the Modern Day Catholic Church is not the True And Honest Catholic Church. He thinks that every pope since 1960 is an antipope. And despite being some sort of Hard Core Catholic he was super desperate to get laid and hated the fact that he was in his 20's and still a virgin. He failed to see why women were repulsed by him. Nevermind the fact that the dude lived with his parents at the age of 26, had no job, weighed well over 300 pounds, spoke with a 1940's Brooklyn Accent despite living in Kansas, and having the values of someone living in 18 century Europe.

His strange beliefs continued to evolve as he had started to believe that that everything in the world is controlled by the evil Zionist Jews. After all that his strange political ideas continued to evolve where he added racial realism into his belief system. He thought that black people were less evolved and closer to monkeys than white people. And that the proof of all this was a picture of one single black persons facial profile compared to a monkey where they just happened the black guy had a sloping forehead. He also thought that only white people were capable of inventing things and that the only thing black people ever invented was peanut butter. He detested interracial relationships and thought that race mixing was evil because it would destroy the white race. Yet when asked if he would rather sleep with a Beyonce or Roseann Barr he choose Beyonce. But he went on to say that he would never have kids with a black women because he wouldn't want mudblood kids.

He also had an extreme obsession with Mario and Spongebob. To the point where he at the age of 26 had watched every episode of Spongebob multiple times and knew word for word the lines from most of these episodes. He also drew a couple of shitty webcomics of Mairo and put them on Youtube. I'll have to dig them up sometime if I can remember what username he used for them as he had multiple channels and most of his channels have been banned for his political beliefs. He had been a part of multiple forums and had been banned from all of them and instead of just leaving he would make multiple socks on a daily basis and scream that he was being persecuted by the PC police for his beliefs. And this dates all the way back to 2004 folks.
 
Steve Mayers said:
He also had an extreme obsession with Mario and Spongebob. To the point where he at the age of 26 had watched every episode of Spongebob multiple times and knew word for word the lines from most of these episodes. He also drew a couple of shitty webcomics of Mairo and put them on Youtube. I'll have to dig them up sometime if I can remember what username he used for them as he had multiple channels and most of his channels have been banned for his political beliefs. He had been a part of multiple forums and had been banned from all of them and instead of just leaving he would make multiple socks on a daily basis and scream that he was being persecuted by the PC police for his beliefs. And this dates all the way back to 2004 folks.
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This guy sounds kind of like a racist ZSponge.
 
I've been starting to listen to Roger when he talks to me since his babbling can be interesting. Like how it's not that hard point out the flaws in his lies/exaggerations. Today he told me that he got a new game at Wal-Mart. When I asked which one, he said it was some superhero game (he didn't know the name). Then he mentioned how his mother never got him anything. So when I pointed out the game he got, he it wasn't the one he wanted, because he wanted another one that he wasn't allowed to have. The thing was that he didn't even know the name of the game he wanted or really describe it. What he really wanted for Christmas is a sword so he can use it to fight monsters.

The other lolzy thing happened at the medical section of the local college we clean the bathrooms at. Roger has a habit of being to tough on things when he knows he shouldn't. He keeps saying that he's unable to be gentler and after one of the supervisors lectured him, he said he was going to get a new job at McDonalds. Given all the traits I've told you about Roger, I think you'll agree that he wouldn't last long.
 
Evil_Female_Overlord said:
Soooo, this has been getting a lot of attention, recently.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yOL1JEqFux0
This is Brandy Wooten's first video to go viral. I haven't seen many of the rest of them, but she seems to mostly just vlog about her life. The expression on her face in this video is unnerving. She is dead serious about getting infuriated over not being served freshly baked cookies. And the way she doesn't even turn around to talk to the employee, cause she's too focused on recording herself acting insane. Brandy calls ahead to McDonalds to ensure that the cookies will come out of the oven the moment she arrives at the establishment. Who does that? Brandy ends the video by moving the camera closer to the manager, telling us to remember that 'raggedy ass bitches' face. That poor manager just nodded and looked so miserable.

After realizing her newfound internet infamy, Brandy is kind enough to give us a follow up video on this event.

She calls out Ronald McDonald a lot in this one, as if she thinks he's a person who exists in real life. ("Tag dat nigga!") She assures us that the manager she recorded had it coming because 'she always be tryin' it.' For some reason she always winds up randomly singing and/or wooting mid rant. She obsesses over trivial things going on in that McDonalds and gets enraged when someone working there does something she considers wrong, like friendly chit chat among the staff when the place isn't busy. I cannot fathom what happened to this lady to make her so unpleasant. She keeps insisting that she's a kind, humble, positive person trying to bring some good into the world. But none of her actions indicate it. She even sticks out her tongue at the end, like the child she is.

If she keeps up stunts like this, I wouldn't hesitate to suggest a thread for her.

EDIT: I tried to post the follow up video here but it wouldn't show up for some reason. Brandy didn't post it to her youtube channel but you should be able to find it on LiveLeak. The title of the video is 'Cookie Ghetto Girl Demands Respect'.
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This woman is absolutely insane. There's another video of her yelling at a "racist" white woman who kicked her out of a swimming pool.
Yes, she has kids.:heart-empty:
 
Recently my Personal Lolcow has pointed her ears, she had one of her friends stick her under some weird-ass needle and elfed up her ears. When looking for her photos its obviousl she deleted them when people made an absolute scene about it:

I deleted my photos I want to let them heal better but to anyone wondering why point my ears? It's like why do anything. Why wear a colourful shirt, or get a tattoo or Breast implants. It's just an alteration that makes me feel better about myself . I like the look of elves. Ok cool im glad we covered that.
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Her instagram videos are getting weirder and weirder, sometimes her son (Named "Ra" who has his own #hashtag) is trying to get her attention as his opressed single mother prances around talking about the patriarchy or her ex. She's constantly complaining privately on her facebook about how she and her son are so "opressed" by public transport, police and anything. I remembered her when on my facebook feed I saw her, her son and her tattooed ex-convict ex, sitting next to a scared-to-hell Santa as she hovers around like a huge crackhead who married the toughest guy on the block.
 
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