Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[Least Concern]

Swiping. Never once lads. Just tug one out if you have to.

So do as you say, not as you do?

 

[Kenny Griffin]

So do as you say, not as you do?

I learned. Feel free to have your own experiences, be safe and have fun, but I had a gut feeling I shouldnt have gone last minute but i did and regretted it. Also after going off on an SJW tumblr ass rant about racist trumpers and MAGA this MAGA that, she (black) wanted me to choke her out and call her a nigger, to which i belted out laughing and she got grumpy. Anyone from that tumblrsphere or the more recent "woke twitter" shit are often livid hypocrites and horrible people through and through, I consider my experience a great study.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

Warhammer is a 30 something yearold livestreamer. operating at chrischan levels of insanity and disfunction.
His streams consist of him bumbling through articles about obscure conspiracies from the darkest corners of the internet and obsessing over the interpersonal drama of z-lister internet celebrities. His audience of around 0-5 live viewers can also be treated to Minecraft gameplay and general speregy as he answers any question levied at him with complete sincerity.

Warhammers biggest problem in life is his propensity to believe everything he reads and is told, no matter how divorced form reality and outside of the realms of actual possibility they might be. Thia has lead to dedicated groups of people on discord feeding him insane conspiracy theories about other youtubers gangstalking him and gaslighting him.

This is him accusing random people in his chat of being paid federal informants

Discord users claim to be federal agents and warhammer believes them without question. He adopts this knowledge into his other conspiracies conspiracies.

I made a detailed video about him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSxW-aAKb1w&t=124s

His youtube

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf0BYDUIL4chc2z50_QiP-g/videos

 

[Dumpster Puppet]

Been lurking on the farms for awhile, made an account just so I could share about someone I've had the displeasure of crossing paths with.
Allow me to introduce you to Luci, or Luciota/Xtrememodding/Interesting-Ad-889.

Without powerleveling too much, I'm in the Deltarune fandom, or more specifically the Spamton fandom. I first encountered her in a Discord server I was in. She basically would join every Spamton related server and immediately start dumping all her trauma onto everyone, with constant vague references to "drama" that she was involved with/complaints that all of her favorite artists on Twitter had blocked her.
Said drama was that she got called out on Twitter for various things, including sharing NSFW art with minors, and drawing drowning/choking fetish art of a character from Doraemon who's 10 years old.

Link to the callout post (I can't stand callout posts personally, I'm just posting it here so yall can see it for yourself)

She is now banned from most of the servers she participated in, mostly because of the fact that she just couldn't stop venting about incredibly personal things and using her friends as her own personal therapists. The fact that she drew fetish art of an anime for babies is just the icing on the cake.
She also has a troop of white knights following her that will defend every move she makes, mostly using her various mental illnesses as an excuse. (It's also rumored that many of her defenders are just sockpuppet accounts.)

I can't share screenshots from the exact servers I was in with her, but I will try to backread and see if there's anything of note I can mention here.

Most notable about Luci, however, is her porn. She's drawn quite a bit of rule34 of Spamton, and it is, without exaggeration, the most horrifying depiction of him I've ever seen.

Spoiler: The porn in question. [NSFL]

Spoiler: The comments on rule34 seem to agree.

 

[oramge cat]

There's a "woman" (99% sure it's an MtF tranny) who I run into almost literally every Sunday. He does not like my electric scooter I ride to work and will stand directly in my path in his tradwife dress and lisp at me to get off the sidewalk every single time I see him. I have no idea what his deal is since he's the only person that has ever objected to my little scooty puff and the street I always encounter him on has like 8 foot wide sidewalks.

 

[NerdShamer]

I have no idea what his deal is since he's the only person that has ever objected to my little scooty puff and the street I always encounter him on has like 8 foot wide sidewalks.

It's an male attempting to assert his dominance over you. The only way to counteract it is to maintain eye contact and run him over with your scooter.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

There's a "woman" (99% sure it's an MtF tranny) who I run into almost literally every Sunday. He does not like my electric scooter I ride to work and will stand directly in my path in his tradwife dress and lisp at me to get off the sidewalk every single time I see him. I have no idea what his deal is since he's the only person that has ever objected to my little scooty puff and the street I always encounter him on has like 8 foot wide sidewalks.

You should ask him in the carpet matches the drapes

 

[oramge cat]

It's an male attempting to assert his dominance over you. The only way to counteract it is to maintain eye contact and run him over with your scooter.

It likes to play chicken with me but always loses, still have no idea why this particular troon hates me so much or if it just doesn't like cheap portable electric vehicles or what his deal is. I'll ask a ripped biker guy or gangbanger to make me some space to pass them and they'll do it with a smile but the autistic man in a dress just hates my fucking guts for some reason.

 

[NerdShamer]

It likes to play chicken with me but always loses, still have no idea why this particular troon hates me so much or if it just doesn't like cheap portable electric vehicles or what his deal is. I'll ask a ripped biker guy or gangbanger to make me some space to pass them and they'll do it with a smile but the autistic man in a dress just hates my fucking guts for some reason.

Might be the same thing with Yaniv: Nearly everyone can get those things for varying reasons and he wants one because he thinks that you don't needs as badly as he does...Or it's just because that he's literally crazy and developed an obsession over your scooter.

Either way, he deserves to be roadkill.

 

[AnOminous]

It likes to play chicken with me but always loses, still have no idea why this particular troon hates me so much or if it just doesn't like cheap portable electric vehicles or what his deal is. I'll ask a ripped biker guy or gangbanger to make me some space to pass them and they'll do it with a smile but the autistic man in a dress just hates my fucking guts for some reason.

Pretend you don't see him and hit him at full speed. This is not advice, it is a malicious suggestion.

 

[oramge cat]

Pretend you don't see him and hit him at full speed. This is not advice, it is a malicious suggestion.

I just might if it keeps this up but I also don't want to damage my scooter with an unnecessary crash.

 

[thejackal]

Today's Jaiden. Brush your fucking teeth gorl.

 

[butth3ad]

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[marvlouslie]

wanted me to choke her out and call her a nigger

That's a huge, HUGE ass red flag. You did the right thing in laughing in her face over it though.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I learned. Feel free to have your own experiences, be safe and have fun, but I had a gut feeling I shouldnt have gone last minute but i did and regretted it. Also after going off on an SJW tumblr ass rant about racist trumpers and MAGA this MAGA that, she (black) wanted me to choke her out and call her a nigger, to which i belted out laughing and she got grumpy. Anyone from that tumblrsphere or the more recent "woke twitter" shit are often livid hypocrites and horrible people through and through, I consider my experience a great study.

We all make mistakes. Some a little more lolcow than others but it happens. You did get further than 99% of people on this bord both cow and user though.

A sloppy grease app hookup, learned too much too fast, blew a 950k inheritence on drugs now lives in a trailer court working customer service; tried giving advice about Boss Bitch moves one should make financially (i know cuz i made a mistake yo)...and interior design, had video game tattoos...other side of room was bad steven universe fanart that also had tumblr URLs on them. I got up and snapped these real quick as they were loudly brapping out coils, via paper thin poor people walls.

Swiping. Never once lads. Just tug one out if you have to.

You got any more of them now that i think about it? Grease app hookup or not lets see em.

 

[stl30nis]

I think just about anyone on Fetlife could be considered a Lolcow

 

[Xanen]

Update on Umami and I's least favorite twitter user: It Got Fucking Worse. I'm not grabbing the image for this thread. Hodie's a disgusting piece of shit.

 

[umami's milk]

Update on Umami and I's least favorite twitter user: It Got Fucking Worse. I'm not grabbing the image for this thread. Hodie's a disgusting piece of shit.

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dude i just saw that one lmao. there wasn't enough new content for me to make another post in the sjw art thread so i figured i would just leave it alone for now.

while hodie might be my least favorite twitter user, they're my fav lolcow

edit: nvm c'mon, i had to spread the love.

 

[Xanen]

I've rarely seen someone as pornbrained and outspoken as Hodie. Also, they're rapidly obsessed with Kent from stardew valley, me thinks they have a fetish for big burly military men, as if they'd ever bag one.

Spoiler

And of course they've watched Encanto. And of course they're hamfisting metaltango into a character dynamic that makes no sense. Pepa and Félix deserve better than some little white creature doing this to them.

 

[umami's milk]

I've rarely seen someone as pornbrained and outspoken as Hodie.

Er.... now correct me if I'm wrong but Garylovesjohn seems to absolutely demolish them in that respect, at least from what I've read of their work. Hodie's stuff might be degenerate, but it seems like a more spur-of-the-moment instant gratification porn. Hodie at least seems to be trying to take control of their life on some small level.

under their commission prices tweet. out of these two, you can guess which one's higher priority.

When GLJ writes about all that shit porn and prolapsing anuses with such attention and care, it becomes obvious that it's consumed their entire life. I can only imagine what they're like outside of all that coombaiting.

Also, they're rapidly obsessed with Kent from stardew valley, me thinks they have a fetish for big burly military men, as if they'd ever bag one.

Hodie, neither Krauser nor Kent are going to smash you. They're more likely going to leave you to rot in a ditch somewhere.