Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[Xanen]

From my own sleuthing, GLJ is...mostly normal outside of their work. They're still a misogynist who write scatological fiction, but they do a lot of fairly interesting original content (granted most of it centers around a gross old man with skin three times too large for his boy because Of Course It Does). Granted afaik they're living with one of their equally gross friend and their mother, and they've recently gotten a new pet iguana after the last one died because it was eggbound.

under their commission prices tweet. out of these two, you can guess which one's higher priority.

You'd think Hodie would got with top surgery after they have somewhere to lay and rest during the recovery period. Zero foresight, granted maybe they're worried about wound care- it's always easier to recover from surgery if you have someone you can trust nearby.

 

[umami's milk]

From my own sleuthing, GLJ is...mostly normal outside of their work.

Huh. Interesting.

Zero foresight, granted maybe they're worried about wound care- it's always easier to recover from surgery if you have someone you can trust nearby.

Not sure about their living situation and how many people they live with but their mother does not seem to be in good shape.

 

[Xanen]

Not sure about their living situation and how many people they live with but their mother does not seem to be in good shape.

Yea, for as much shit as I give Hodie, I do hope their mother gets butter. I'd hate to see what sort of fucked up shit would come from the trauma of them losing their mother. It's always stressful when a parent gets sick.


Imagine how gross the house they're gonna buy is gonna end up. I'm picturing Bad dragon dildos scattered on the floor and uneaten takeout lmao.

 

[umami's milk]

Imagine how gross the house they're gonna buy is gonna end up. I'm picturing Bad dragon dildos scattered on the floor and uneaten takeout lmao.

dont forget the millions upon millions of toys they haven't grown out of.

lmao to that Dear Evan Hansen poster.

Spoiler: i didn't notice this before but they injected their degeneracy into their sims 4 game

yes everyone that's leon and ...oh man i dont even want to say it. krauser breastfeeding.

 

[Xanen]

dont forget the millions upon millions of toys they haven't grown out of.
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lmao to that Dear Evan Hansen poster.

Spoiler: i didn't notice this before but they injected their degeneracy into their sims 4 game

yes everyone, that right there is leon. with....

Spoiler: i didn't notice this before but they injected their degeneracy into their sims 4 game

oh man i dont even want to say it. krauser breastfeeding.
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Wickedwhims/Sims 4 porno mods are a untapped field of cringe. Imagine beig so fucking horny you resort to using the Sims 4 as jerk off material. Some people will argue that they only use the mod of it's relationships features: newsflash, turbodriver has a mod that's literally wickedwhims without the porn.

Also holy shit, I thought I was bad for hanging onto a few stuffed toys, that's straight up hoarding behavior. I doubt any of those dozens or so toys even have any sort of sentimental reason for them to keep such a stash.

of course they have shit taste in musicals

 

[umami's milk]

Wickedwhims/Sims 4 porno mods are a untapped field of cringe. Imagine beig so fucking horny you resort to using the Sims 4 as jerk off material. Some people will argue that they only use the mod of it's relationships features: newsflash, turbodriver has a mod that's literally wickedwhims without the porn.

Also holy shit, I thought I was bad for hanging onto a few stuffed toys, that's straight up hoarding behavior. I doubt any of those dozens or so toys even have any sort of sentimental reason for them to keep such a stash.

of course they have shit taste in musicals

well, they've got a few unboxed figurines so it's not just old toys, they're a hoarder collector. If Hodie continues down this path, will they become a chronic e-beggar like Gibes?

 

[umami's milk]

Sorry to double post but Softiekitten is taking a well-warranted break from twitter. They are effectively in half-hibernation.

It'll last a week or two tops,

 

[The Gifted Kid]

Not really a lolcow and I’m hesitant to even mention him because he was only a teenager at the time but I used to know a kid back in high school that very strange. Best way to visualize him is to picture a mini version of movie bob. For one he was only 5 foot tall and appeared like a nice guy on the surface but underneath that he was a seething unhappy sociopath. I made the mistake of feeling sorry for him and trying to befriend him because I quickly learned how close to the edge he was. For instance he told me how much he hated the jocks and how he wanted to poison them. He would also go on crazy rants about teachers he liked or didn’t like. He didn’t like any of the male teachers for instance.

What makes him funny though is that his mom was really overbearing and would treat him like a child in public and he wouldn’t even try to stop her. One time she came into the school to butter his bread for his sandwich and he didn’t think anything of it. It was such a bizarre thing to see happen. He was also dumb as hell but he was able to maintain this persona that he was really smart by having his mom or his brother do all his projects and assignments.

Anyways he was just a real dick and I cut ties with him. I don’t really know whatever happened to him but last I heard he was still living with his mom; however that was like 8 years ago now. I think he really did have the makings of a psychopath but didn’t have the confidence or the intelligence to fully become one, plus his mom always calling him and being a helicopter parent made him seem like a big angry baby.

 

[Ebony Way]

So what I'm hearing is that @Kenny Griffin was given n-word privileges by a black woman but he laughed so hard they were retracted.

 

[For The Internet]

I only met these three women once and they were in a different state to me, but you bet your ass they were all lolcows. They're exactly like the idiots in the trans community today, only they were menopausal cis women in the 2000's.

I was pretty involved in the LGBT community as a teenager. As such, I thought the man-hating lesbian stereotype was pretty much dead in the 2000's. I was sadly wrong because at least 3 of these women decided to gatecrash my Godmother's funeral.

My Godmother later in life identified as gay, after having 3 sons and divorcing her husband. Had a few long-term girlfriends, was chill and we'd chat about LGBT issues. Unfortunately she developed terminal cancer and passed away when I was 16. We flew interstate to the funeral. My mum was my Godmother's best friend since university and knew all her close friends. According to people at the actual funeral, none of them knew these women knew my Godmother.

The first issue arose after the service. As the coffin was being transported to the hearse, all three of them descended on the coffin, dramatically embraced it and yelled (not shouted, but in raised voices) 'GOODBYE MY LESBIAN SISTER'. Looks were exchanged amongst us all at this flock of brightly coloured bulldykes.

We get to the interment service. Her three sons, two of whom are teenagers, are crying. As the coffin was being lowered, they broke out in unanimous song. It was, and I am not shitting you, a song about how men are all scum. Now, my Godmother had a terrible relationship to her ex, who was a massive prick. But they knew that her sons, one of whom was 14, were there. They sang it right in front of where they stood, since they pushed to the front of the group when it began to be lowered.

We get to the wake and NOBODY knows them. Some think they've seen them at some pride events but none of her actual friends knew them. The other lesbians there were all disgusted. Everyone was horrified. They didn't really do anything offensive and they stuck to themselves. Thankfully held back from telling her sons they were scum.

And that is my tale of fucking clowns masquerading as lesbian women.

 

[yasscat]

this flock of brightly coloured bulldykes.

this is the funniest sentence I've read in days tbh

eta: but I'm sorry it happened at your gran's funeral. shit's fucked up.

 

[2al]

Remember my post quite a bit back about how god awful my family is? I am related to these two whores:
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I just found this vid yesterday, and I copypasted the YouTube ID for this vid on Google just to find out when it was uploaded. Didn't expect this site to be the first result for this video, let alone for the mom and daughter to turn out to the relatives of a member. (Even if said member is inactive now.)

 

[NerdShamer]

Embedding it out of convenience.

 

[umami's milk]

Sorry to double post but Softiekitten is taking a well-warranted break from twitter. They are effectively in half-hibernation.
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It'll last a week or two tops,

bros the bitch couldn't even last all of two weeks.

 

[Kenny Griffin]

So what I'm hearing is that @Kenny Griffin was given n-word privileges by a black woman but he laughed so hard they were retracted.

OH! or you can just LAUGH like a little KID!

 

[Hot Fuss]

Lexi Bell / CoolGirl-3759 / lexibell2022​

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Lexi Bell (born April 18 2003) is an autist I found on Reddit who is obsessed with Superbook, a Christian children's TV show, and its main character, Joy Pepper, and claims to have had a Tulpa of her. She currently lives in Austin, Texas based on her Twitter likes (archive isn't working). She claims to be a "very famous" former child singer, actress and YouTuber but she's most likely lying.

Retarded questions​

Most of Lexi's Reddit posts (archive) are questions on various subreddits, ranging from mundane to stupid to funny.

Spoiler: Even more examples

Joy Pepper obsession​

Ever since Lexi watched Superbook for the first time, she has been obsessed with Joy Pepper, the main character. Lexi constantly fantasises about Joy being her friend and doing stuff with her.
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Archives: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Spoiler: Tiktok video archive

She claims to have had a Tulpa of Joy as a child.


Links: 1 2
Archives: 1 2

Spoiler: Edits of Joy

Spoiler: Possibly the worst memes ever made

TikTok​

Lexi is also active on TikTok (link). She mostly posts Christian content but there are some videos about Joy/Superbook/herself.

Spoiler: Select videos

I'll add archives later.

 

[thejackal]

THE CITY OF SEATTLE NEGOTIATED WITH THIS WOMAN (AT LEAST IN PART) TO END THE CHOP/CHAZ. WHAT A CLOWN WORLD WE LIVE IN.

She is a legit BPD cow I just hope she builds enough of an online catalogue so I can make a thread on her. She's a fucking gold deposit she just needs a little more polishing. Now that her "music career" is over before it even started I hope she keeps diving off the deep end with more tik toks and IG stories similar to this absolute 100% pure retard mana. She has a 4 year old son folks.

 

[seri0us]

THE CITY OF SEATTLE NEGOTIATED WITH THIS WOMAN (AT LEAST IN PART) TO END THE CHOP/CHAZ. WHAT A CLOWN WORLD WE LIVE IN.

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She is a legit BPD cow I just hope she builds enough of an online catalogue so I can make a thread on her. She's a fucking gold deposit she just needs a little more polishing. Now that her "music career" is over before it even started I hope she keeps diving off the deep end with more tik toks and IG stories similar to this absolute 100% pure retard mana. She has a 4 year old son folks.

"Kill whitey!"

 

[thejackal]

"Kill whitey!"

Jaiden Grayson is 100% a "we wuz kangz" black cow. Throw in a large helping of BPD, the usual panic over fading looks for a soon to be 30 something woman, failing "career" and a young child? I'm telling ya fam I hope she keeps it up. All cows are personal to an extent, and she is on that. I find her infinitely more amusing than someone like Chantal these days. Chantal is like finding gum on the bottom of your shoe after walking down main street, what could possibly be exciting about that?

Jaiden Grayson of Seattle on the Kiwi Farms (hello SEO!) is like finding a coon in your new carport rifling through the garbage bins. Time to take some steps.

 

[McSchlomo]

She doesn't have many looks to fade tbqh