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But seriously thank you.
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My mom visited my crazy aunt billie that I brought up a few pages ago (hoards, acts like a child). Billie made a pineapple pie one day during vacation, it had a baby roach in it.
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Heilige Scheisse......
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Yes, that sums it up. :/
I forgot to mention that she'd poisoned a few friends against me and wanted my dad to send me to an assisted living home because of my disorder (and because she wants my dad all to herself… yuck). She's repeatedly and deliberately left me out things that she did with my dad and/or brother like go on picnics and such, but my dad put a stop to that. He'd gotten angry at her for treating me like a leper, but she refused to listen and makes snide asides when I'm in the room. She's very phony around my ex-boyfriend (and is a dramatic person in general), and whenever somebody is talking to me or is giving me the slightest bit of attention she has to say something (loudly) to have all the attention on her. A couple of weeks ago my brother and I were having our ritual last smoke for the night and talking to a few acquaintances, and she saw that and approached us to completely take over the conversation and have it all be about her. She does that a lot.
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After I read your first post, it legitimately enraged me.
Tell your dad to stop being a fucking PIG and kick her out! Why would he let someone who abuses his own daughter live with him?
Not to mention that the age difference makes it gross as fuck. I can't believe you haven't already knocked her teeth out, honestly.
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Don't let her get you down, by the sound of your anecdote, you've accomplished far greater things than she has and things can only get better for you from here. If your dad isn't going to do anything about that crazy girl, then I say take matters into your own hands sooner rather than later.
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Oh yes, definitely, the age difference is sick.
I'd tell my dad over and over to kick her out, but he'd just say, "It's okay, she'll be gone soon anyway." But the thing is, he's been saying that for over a year now. A lot of people in the family are so angry at him for this, and even my psychiatrist and therapist wanted to call him to give him an earful. They think he's just making matters worse, and I agree. No matter how many times I give him crap, he'll just say, "We're moving soon." He refuses to listen to anybody.Thank you!
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I need to get this off my chest. I have a personal lolcow from my college days ( or more aptly a horror cow). I would dearly appreciate feedback about him, and just the nature of his personality and our relationship. It is quite confusing sometimes.
He was a Bangladeshi foreign student, and his father was an important figure in his home country. A general I believe.
I liked hanging out with him at first, and he was (is) pretty smart about foreign affairs, and usually seemed like a good guy to get a drink with or hang out with in general. Then about a year or so out of college he tells me his pop went to jail. Whether it was some politically motivated charge, or whether he actually committed a crime or not he would not say.
In the months afterward he kept telling me a bunch of shifting stories about how he had a CIA contact, how if I helped him, he could get me into the White House and meet Barack Obama and Bill Clinton.He asked me for a couple thousand dollars to help him out. He was afraid that his green card might expire, and he would have to be sent back to Bangladesh, where he might face persecution. His story kept changing and something smelled fishy to me, but it seemed he was in actual distress. I told him we could meet with my father ( who is an attorney, though does not specialize in immigration law.) We met with my father and he acted really weird, saying a bunch of odd stuff about what an "uptight republican my dad was" ( I told him my dad's political orientation) and how he could get me into a Harvard program, no matter what my grades were because of his "connections" ( spoiler alert: Im not Harvard material.)
My father explained to him that he couldn't get me into Harvard just because he knew me, that my grades mattered a lot, as well as our family tradition of getting into places on our own merits, not based on who we knew ( not needed, since it was a bunk offer IMO anyway.) He was very evasive with my father, and went on tangents whenever my father tried to "pin him down" so to speak, and figure just what the hell his problem was.
After the meeting, and after he left, my father talked to me about it. He compared to him to a mouse who tried to skitter away, the way he dodged questions. He told me not to trust him, not to believe him, not to give him a cent, because his story shifted so much and just "Didn't add up." This was the very first time my father ever thought ill of a friend I brought home.
He also alienated a lot of people, and one guy I hung out who knew him said he was delusional, thought he had "diplomatic immunity" since his father was an important Bangaledeshi citizen.
I think his problems have since solved themselves ( somehow??) but I get the feeling he was playing me, and not being entirely truthful. I used to enjoy hanging out with him but have enjoyed his company less and less. Apart all his drama, he just has revealed himself to have a very unattractive personality.
He is sexist. He seems to view women mainly as sexual objects, in a way beyond even what most college age males do. He says he only likes white women, would never date a woman of color ( who is not east indian) and often speaks of women in crude degrading terms. He makes fake boasts bordering on lies about how many women he's "fucked". Im sure the number is pretty close to zero.
He is cold and uncompassionate, and disdains people who are "lower than him". He uses the word retard pretty frequently, and describes people with mental handicaps as retards. He seems to have a disdain for poor people, and when his father's bank accounts were ( apparently) frozen, a friend of his told me his fear and distress of having to get a manual labor job " like a common person." When we were smoking a cigarette in a restaurant parking lot, a hispanic employee walked to the back with a package. He called out "Hola amigo como estas!?" then tittered and ribbed me about the worker being mexican. The hispanic employee just kept on walking.
- He seems filled with grandiosity and narcissism. I think he may have latched onto me or counted me as a friend because he saw me as "smart" or "important" or coming from an "important family." He is always seems to promote himself, and only seems interested in people or things as means to an end, not an end in and of themselves.
He is a shameless, raw suck up whenever there are authority figures around, and only seems to care about networking or knowing people to achieve some end, not for the sake of themselves.
He seemed charming and engaging when I was at a dinner with the people he works with the other day ( a group promoting immigration awareness.) He (tried) to be funny and said some witty things. When the topic turned to humanitarian aid and the lack of fundraising, he suggested to his coworkers that they take a page out of ISIS' book and kidnap someone, threatened to behead them in order to get money!. This happened the day or so after they killed James Foley! He mostly talked about his work, and a lot of his "cool stories." While he exuded great charm and slickness with this people he did not exude true warmth or niceness at all really. I noticed I was the one who asked his co-worker about her time growing up in communist Yugolslavia, what exactly happened when it fell apart, her own feelings experience etc. My "friend" never asked any of that of them, mostly because I don't think he cared, and didn't think such questions really advanced or promoted himself.
Ok. Thats enough for now. If anyone wants to know anything more I will tell you. Do you think this guy has Narcissism/Egomania? I think he is a pretty toxic person to be around, and have made plans to just not hang out with him anymore ( aside from the formal polite Facebook conversation.) He just isn't fun to be around and seems way more trouble than he is worth. Worst of all, he doesn't seem like a good person ( to me anyway.) Does anyone have an opinion?
He was a Bangladeshi foreign student, and his father was an important figure in his home country. A general I believe.
I liked hanging out with him at first, and he was (is) pretty smart about foreign affairs, and usually seemed like a good guy to get a drink with or hang out with in general. Then about a year or so out of college he tells me his pop went to jail. Whether it was some politically motivated charge, or whether he actually committed a crime or not he would not say.
In the months afterward he kept telling me a bunch of shifting stories about how he had a CIA contact, how if I helped him, he could get me into the White House and meet Barack Obama and Bill Clinton.He asked me for a couple thousand dollars to help him out. He was afraid that his green card might expire, and he would have to be sent back to Bangladesh, where he might face persecution. His story kept changing and something smelled fishy to me, but it seemed he was in actual distress. I told him we could meet with my father ( who is an attorney, though does not specialize in immigration law.) We met with my father and he acted really weird, saying a bunch of odd stuff about what an "uptight republican my dad was" ( I told him my dad's political orientation) and how he could get me into a Harvard program, no matter what my grades were because of his "connections" ( spoiler alert: Im not Harvard material.)
My father explained to him that he couldn't get me into Harvard just because he knew me, that my grades mattered a lot, as well as our family tradition of getting into places on our own merits, not based on who we knew ( not needed, since it was a bunk offer IMO anyway.) He was very evasive with my father, and went on tangents whenever my father tried to "pin him down" so to speak, and figure just what the hell his problem was.
After the meeting, and after he left, my father talked to me about it. He compared to him to a mouse who tried to skitter away, the way he dodged questions. He told me not to trust him, not to believe him, not to give him a cent, because his story shifted so much and just "Didn't add up." This was the very first time my father ever thought ill of a friend I brought home.
He also alienated a lot of people, and one guy I hung out who knew him said he was delusional, thought he had "diplomatic immunity" since his father was an important Bangaledeshi citizen.
I think his problems have since solved themselves ( somehow??) but I get the feeling he was playing me, and not being entirely truthful. I used to enjoy hanging out with him but have enjoyed his company less and less. Apart all his drama, he just has revealed himself to have a very unattractive personality.
He is sexist. He seems to view women mainly as sexual objects, in a way beyond even what most college age males do. He says he only likes white women, would never date a woman of color ( who is not east indian) and often speaks of women in crude degrading terms. He makes fake boasts bordering on lies about how many women he's "fucked". Im sure the number is pretty close to zero.
He is cold and uncompassionate, and disdains people who are "lower than him". He uses the word retard pretty frequently, and describes people with mental handicaps as retards. He seems to have a disdain for poor people, and when his father's bank accounts were ( apparently) frozen, a friend of his told me his fear and distress of having to get a manual labor job " like a common person." When we were smoking a cigarette in a restaurant parking lot, a hispanic employee walked to the back with a package. He called out "Hola amigo como estas!?" then tittered and ribbed me about the worker being mexican. The hispanic employee just kept on walking.
- He seems filled with grandiosity and narcissism. I think he may have latched onto me or counted me as a friend because he saw me as "smart" or "important" or coming from an "important family." He is always seems to promote himself, and only seems interested in people or things as means to an end, not an end in and of themselves.
He is a shameless, raw suck up whenever there are authority figures around, and only seems to care about networking or knowing people to achieve some end, not for the sake of themselves.
He seemed charming and engaging when I was at a dinner with the people he works with the other day ( a group promoting immigration awareness.) He (tried) to be funny and said some witty things. When the topic turned to humanitarian aid and the lack of fundraising, he suggested to his coworkers that they take a page out of ISIS' book and kidnap someone, threatened to behead them in order to get money!. This happened the day or so after they killed James Foley! He mostly talked about his work, and a lot of his "cool stories." While he exuded great charm and slickness with this people he did not exude true warmth or niceness at all really. I noticed I was the one who asked his co-worker about her time growing up in communist Yugolslavia, what exactly happened when it fell apart, her own feelings experience etc. My "friend" never asked any of that of them, mostly because I don't think he cared, and didn't think such questions really advanced or promoted himself.
Ok. Thats enough for now. If anyone wants to know anything more I will tell you. Do you think this guy has Narcissism/Egomania? I think he is a pretty toxic person to be around, and have made plans to just not hang out with him anymore ( aside from the formal polite Facebook conversation.) He just isn't fun to be around and seems way more trouble than he is worth. Worst of all, he doesn't seem like a good person ( to me anyway.) Does anyone have an opinion?
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A narcissist lolcow of the highest order. I must hear more. ^_^
An ex of mine has recently ascended to lolcow status (or rather, was there already but became a bit more obviously so, at least to me). I will post some of her ridiculousness soon.
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My personal lolcow at the moment is someone on my staff on my forum and her boyfriend (mainly the boyfriend). She's getting real close to getting kicked from her translator rank since she hasn't done any work for us despite numerous promises and offering to take a lot of projects from the main translator - since February. She also rarely comes onto the site even to lurk. This all started when she got her boyfriend around February.
Both of them are furries. I generally don't care as long as furries don't spam every comment of theirs about how much of a furry they are and don't confuse the series we watch and read about as connected to furries. The translator, we'll call her Abby, has mentioned it before and doesn't sperg about it, so I've never really minded. I have a FurAffinity account to be able to look at some artwork when an artist moved from DA to there, but I also can see Abby's profile since we're friends on there.
Abby's known her boyfriend as a friend for a year. They met at a furry convention and decided to sleep in the same bed at the hotel (apparently there were four other people in the room, too?) and now they're together. Her boyfriend absolutely despises furries and sex to the point of looking ridiculous, and tries shaming furries on a furry site about how perverse and disgusting they are. He looks like he colors in his sub-decent drawings in crayon and overprices his shit to the point where his commission lists are completely empty. I don't think he's ever had a full ten commission slots taken, ever.
Abby had mentioned during a staff conversation about her absence that when she was at his apartment, she "wasn't allowed" to translate or even look at our site or anything relating to the manga series. This manga series is about dogs, too, no sex, but her furry boyfriend apparently has a problem with it and doesn't 'allow' her to look at it under his roof. The roof she also now pays for and has to drive him all around in the car she owns because he's too poor to get his own car. Why is he too poor? He only works a campus job that was out for the whole summer, and the rest he depends on commissions. I would like to mention that Abby also does commissions with her beautiful artwork, has a job, and goes to school.
I'll need to refind them in case anyone wants to see them, but his journals are absolutely abhorrent. He got angry one Christmas at the bell-ringers for charity change and said "Fuck. Off. I don't see why other people deserve this money when I'm doing so bad." He also posted a journal saying how much he hates that furries try flirting or cybering with him. You'd think he meant all furries, but near the end he says, "If you're not a cute girl, don't waste my time." He also whined constantly about how he hates that other people in his life have happiness with their families, children, and lives, and he won't feel happy for them because he's 'entitled' to that happiness and deserves it more. What does he do to achieve happiness? Nothing, presumably, since he lost his apartment with his ex who would go on mad raves around their neighborhood in her fursuit.
Nowadays he spams himself with commission slots, 90% of which are not ever taken. Ever since Abby got with him, she's kept out of contact and sometimes even purposefully ignores any messages. She also spams her FA account saying how bored she is and needs stuff to do, despite being a few months late with some people's commissions. I only know she's still alive from her FA account; she had just recently updated her absence thread on my forum and said that one of her main issues, something to do with an abusive roommate, was fixed and all was well. Ever since, still not a single word from her. The entire project she's postponed since February: a 20 page chapter. She's studied Japanese for 11 years and offered to take this story. She worked on the script once in June and scrapped it just at the same time when our main translator got seriously ill and couldn't do any work for a few months. Abby has rewritten her script and added even less than last time. Our main translator has studied Japanese for five years and finished this story's entire volume of six chapters in less than a week. Abby hasn't done a single project or even helped doublecheck like she offered.
She has also told me she emptied her savings onto the last convention's flight and hotel and gas and all that, and he did the same. They both try to sell their work there, and she's the one who actually makes money. They complained about losing money and went to two more conventions. He said because his sales were so abysmal he would never go back, but he went to the very latest one. Abby also may have taken some money from her dad to make sure her boyfriend could go, she didn't make it clear.
The main translator and I mainly lawl at her boyfriend's journals. The rest of the staff have told me to just remove her since she keeps holding up our projects.
Maybe I just haven't gotten the hint, yet. She keeps coming back every time I'm sure it's been long enough to just remove her, but she also refuses to actually DO anything. I'm worried it's her boyfriend watching her since now they live under the same roof. He never seems to be away from her.
Both of them are furries. I generally don't care as long as furries don't spam every comment of theirs about how much of a furry they are and don't confuse the series we watch and read about as connected to furries. The translator, we'll call her Abby, has mentioned it before and doesn't sperg about it, so I've never really minded. I have a FurAffinity account to be able to look at some artwork when an artist moved from DA to there, but I also can see Abby's profile since we're friends on there.
Abby's known her boyfriend as a friend for a year. They met at a furry convention and decided to sleep in the same bed at the hotel (apparently there were four other people in the room, too?) and now they're together. Her boyfriend absolutely despises furries and sex to the point of looking ridiculous, and tries shaming furries on a furry site about how perverse and disgusting they are. He looks like he colors in his sub-decent drawings in crayon and overprices his shit to the point where his commission lists are completely empty. I don't think he's ever had a full ten commission slots taken, ever.
Abby had mentioned during a staff conversation about her absence that when she was at his apartment, she "wasn't allowed" to translate or even look at our site or anything relating to the manga series. This manga series is about dogs, too, no sex, but her furry boyfriend apparently has a problem with it and doesn't 'allow' her to look at it under his roof. The roof she also now pays for and has to drive him all around in the car she owns because he's too poor to get his own car. Why is he too poor? He only works a campus job that was out for the whole summer, and the rest he depends on commissions. I would like to mention that Abby also does commissions with her beautiful artwork, has a job, and goes to school.
I'll need to refind them in case anyone wants to see them, but his journals are absolutely abhorrent. He got angry one Christmas at the bell-ringers for charity change and said "Fuck. Off. I don't see why other people deserve this money when I'm doing so bad." He also posted a journal saying how much he hates that furries try flirting or cybering with him. You'd think he meant all furries, but near the end he says, "If you're not a cute girl, don't waste my time." He also whined constantly about how he hates that other people in his life have happiness with their families, children, and lives, and he won't feel happy for them because he's 'entitled' to that happiness and deserves it more. What does he do to achieve happiness? Nothing, presumably, since he lost his apartment with his ex who would go on mad raves around their neighborhood in her fursuit.
Nowadays he spams himself with commission slots, 90% of which are not ever taken. Ever since Abby got with him, she's kept out of contact and sometimes even purposefully ignores any messages. She also spams her FA account saying how bored she is and needs stuff to do, despite being a few months late with some people's commissions. I only know she's still alive from her FA account; she had just recently updated her absence thread on my forum and said that one of her main issues, something to do with an abusive roommate, was fixed and all was well. Ever since, still not a single word from her. The entire project she's postponed since February: a 20 page chapter. She's studied Japanese for 11 years and offered to take this story. She worked on the script once in June and scrapped it just at the same time when our main translator got seriously ill and couldn't do any work for a few months. Abby has rewritten her script and added even less than last time. Our main translator has studied Japanese for five years and finished this story's entire volume of six chapters in less than a week. Abby hasn't done a single project or even helped doublecheck like she offered.
She has also told me she emptied her savings onto the last convention's flight and hotel and gas and all that, and he did the same. They both try to sell their work there, and she's the one who actually makes money. They complained about losing money and went to two more conventions. He said because his sales were so abysmal he would never go back, but he went to the very latest one. Abby also may have taken some money from her dad to make sure her boyfriend could go, she didn't make it clear.
The main translator and I mainly lawl at her boyfriend's journals. The rest of the staff have told me to just remove her since she keeps holding up our projects.
Maybe I just haven't gotten the hint, yet. She keeps coming back every time I'm sure it's been long enough to just remove her, but she also refuses to actually DO anything. I'm worried it's her boyfriend watching her since now they live under the same roof. He never seems to be away from her.
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It was early in the morning. I was sitting in an office of the company I'm just starting to work for, waiting to sign my work contract. There were two other prospective employees with me, a CADD guy (who looked rather okay, there were no medallions, striped shirts or attraction signs on him) and an industrial worker. This company doesn't directly employ people, rather it "rents them out" to employers, in my case a school where I run the library, assist teachers and tutor students.
Soon the boss came in, gave us some paperwork to fill out and then started a short lecture on work safety and regulations. It wasn't very interesting to me, as I won't be operating any heavy machinery which could injure me.
After a while, the boss came to the topic of becoming sick: "If you're ill and can't work, please call me until 9 am latest."
This prompted the industrial worker to pipe up: "9 am?! What??? This is impossible! What if... if... my fever is so high that the protein molecules in my body denaturate? How am I supposed to call you so early in the morning when I'm really really sick?"
"It's just a little ten-second phonecall", the boss said. "Just notify me. And if you're mortally sick, well, I'm sure that we can arrange..."
"This is a crass imposition! How am I supposed to work under these horrible demands?"
The guy kept griping and arguing for over a minute.
Yes, the economy is bad in these parts and it is difficult to find employment, especially if you've been trained in the former German Democratic Republic, but I daresay that the morale and behaviour of some people isn't exactly improving their chances...
Soon the boss came in, gave us some paperwork to fill out and then started a short lecture on work safety and regulations. It wasn't very interesting to me, as I won't be operating any heavy machinery which could injure me.
After a while, the boss came to the topic of becoming sick: "If you're ill and can't work, please call me until 9 am latest."
This prompted the industrial worker to pipe up: "9 am?! What??? This is impossible! What if... if... my fever is so high that the protein molecules in my body denaturate? How am I supposed to call you so early in the morning when I'm really really sick?"
"It's just a little ten-second phonecall", the boss said. "Just notify me. And if you're mortally sick, well, I'm sure that we can arrange..."
"This is a crass imposition! How am I supposed to work under these horrible demands?"
The guy kept griping and arguing for over a minute.
Yes, the economy is bad in these parts and it is difficult to find employment, especially if you've been trained in the former German Democratic Republic, but I daresay that the morale and behaviour of some people isn't exactly improving their chances...
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Sounds more like an overly dramatic goofball to me...
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As you wish
. I have done some reading on clinical narcissism, and my "friend" really fits the bill. Btw, NPD is way different from just being a selfish and egotistical person. For a true narcissist, it is quite frankly "all about you." I've heard many narcissists have sort of shallow interests and hobbies, including my "friend". As worldly and "with it" my Bengali pal seems to be, he doesn't have a very wide range of genuine interests or hobbies.The ones he does have, he seems to have because he believes they enhance him. The other day I posted a link about the 75th anniversary of world war 2, saying "I can't believe anyone who fought in that is still alive". He liked it and made some congratulatory comment. He never mentioned much of an interest in the war before, and I think he did it only because one of his employers is a legit World War 2 vet ( 93 years old, fought in Pacific.) and he now lives with him.
He took me to his house the other day, and it eerily reminded me of 14 BLC . It was a small two story house the man seems to have lived in since the 1950s or 60s. There was a ton of cluttered objects in the basement, and some stacked awkwardly in the house ( including I believe the same painting Bob Chandler had of the topless sea nymph O_o.) The whole house seemed kind of dusty and filled with little debris on carpets ( sawdust dead bugs.) The weird thing is he took me on sort of a house tour, showing me where he "crashed" the old mans bedroom, kitchen, basement, video library, and photos of his family and associates ( apparently did some work with Jimmy Carter.) He tells me the old guy is ok with him bringing girls home, though I didn't think any girl would consent to going to a house like that, never mind doing anything inside! The whole house tour was odd, and a very small part of me believed, if I wasn't careful, maybe, just maybe he might shut me up in a closet in the basement. Most people know what should be private to strangers. He was trying to impress me as if to say "look at the important person I have managed to get in contact with."
Also, he always introduces me to people as a "lawyers son, son of important man" and frequently says in conversations how "we are both so smart, we can do anything, we will be on top of the world." It was as if he didn't want to be friends just for the sake of companionship, but for whatever social and material goods he got out of having me for an associate. Im sure he liked and likes me on some level, and found me sort of funny and an intellectually stimulating companion, but part of me doubts how much he would have liked me or would have wished to be friends, if he didn't believe he'd gain any "advancement" from me.
Houston, we've got a borderline!. How does your father justify dating a girl who is the age of his own daughter?
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At my work, we sometimes get a guy called into one of our teams that has become a source of lulz for me. He's very much morbidly obese, enough that he needs a cane to move about, at least when he did move from his seat. When he does, it's usually to go down to his huge-ass SUV that he always parks in the handicap space closest to our building to smoke, or to make the quick waddle to the breakroom to restock his desk with regular Cokes. And I always see him go through at least two bottles of the stuff each shift.
A few days ago, a wheel popped off his chair and I noticed him trying to find it as I walked by. I helped him out since I'm tiny and can get down low to find it and was able to pop it back in. Another tester asked what happened, and he said something to the effect of getting angry and using his super strength on the chair.
Since then I have been seeing several more wheels popped off of random chairs that were just sitting on the desks nearby. I haven't worked with him directly yet, so I'm anticipating more stories to come.
A few days ago, a wheel popped off his chair and I noticed him trying to find it as I walked by. I helped him out since I'm tiny and can get down low to find it and was able to pop it back in. Another tester asked what happened, and he said something to the effect of getting angry and using his super strength on the chair.
Since then I have been seeing several more wheels popped off of random chairs that were just sitting on the desks nearby. I haven't worked with him directly yet, so I'm anticipating more stories to come.
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Okay, I've seen some egotistical assholes in my fandoms before. There's this one guy in the Daria fandom who comes to mind, but I'm not going to talk about him. This one is before my time in the online toku fandom.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2397348/resume?ref_=nm_ov_res
This is the resume of Edmund Kayyuen Lo. He as an aspiring "actor." On his resume, he lists various minor roles he is "rumored" to play, appearing in a broadcast of a parade as a kid (says he's credited), being a "VIP membver" to a Clippers game, various recordings of gradeschool performances, being an extra or just being filmed.
He also has a wiki where people can post stuff about the dearly departed in their lives. It appears mostly about dead celebrities.
http://caring-and-memory.wikia.com/wiki/Edmund_K_Lo's_Caring_&_Memory_Wiki
Under trivia on his IMDB page, it says
I found out about this guy when someone linked old pages on Rangerboard where he...well, did this after the admins, who have a tenancy to rename members who piss them off enough, renamed him Unclefucker.
This is one of those lolcows I'm sad I missed. Currently looking up as much as I can about him.
...I just found something incredible about this guy. He has shirts on cafepress with this
There are over 2600 reviews for this shirt, most of which are positive. How much do they charge fake reviews?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2397348/resume?ref_=nm_ov_res
This is the resume of Edmund Kayyuen Lo. He as an aspiring "actor." On his resume, he lists various minor roles he is "rumored" to play, appearing in a broadcast of a parade as a kid (says he's credited), being a "VIP membver" to a Clippers game, various recordings of gradeschool performances, being an extra or just being filmed.
He also has a wiki where people can post stuff about the dearly departed in their lives. It appears mostly about dead celebrities.
http://caring-and-memory.wikia.com/wiki/Edmund_K_Lo's_Caring_&_Memory_Wiki
Under trivia on his IMDB page, it says
I found out about this guy when someone linked old pages on Rangerboard where he...well, did this after the admins, who have a tenancy to rename members who piss them off enough, renamed him Unclefucker.
This is one of those lolcows I'm sad I missed. Currently looking up as much as I can about him.
...I just found something incredible about this guy. He has shirts on cafepress with this
There are over 2600 reviews for this shirt, most of which are positive. How much do they charge fake reviews?
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I dunno. Without meaning to assume too much since I haven't really researched yet (dunno what degree of lolcow we might have here after all), you know they say there's a sucker born every minute.
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...I just found something incredible about this guy. He has shirts on cafepress with this
There are over 2600 reviews for this shirt, most of which are positive. How much do they charge fake reviews?
Café Press makes each shirt as they are ordered. Maybe those reviews are for the general type of product and not the specific item.
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That may be it, but I seemed to remember someone saying he bought followers on IMDB or something to make himself look good. It's kinda hard finding shit on this guy when it all happened so long ago. He had a website called edmund-Foundation.com but those links are dead.
That's another thing. From what I've seen, he asks for donations. A bunch of them urging people to buy his merch to "save America" after 9/11. Somehow this would make him the best actor in the world.
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Wayback Machine to the rescue?
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://edmund-foundation.com/
money money money money
edit: Oh! The answers changed in 2005!
1. Why I Am Founding Money?
1. To help save America.
2. Why I need money? 2. For my future & help other fundriser.
3. Why did I made this web site for? 3. To get everyone to care for America.
4. My web site is my future? 4. Because It my hope on saving life.
5. Why this is my future? 5. Because to earn money for me & America.
6. Why is this part of your acting cereer? 6. So I could be the best Actor.
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So, let me tell you about my friend's Dad. My friends from college know him as "porn dad".
Growing up, my friends and I thought he was a pretty cool guy. He would take all of us to go watch wrestling, miniature wargaming conventions, run our dungeons and dragons games, and play magic the gathering with us.
As an adult, we realized he had full blown autism.
First of all, he had a huge pornography collection. Like, a legitimate attic full of pornography magazines (which he calls "fuck books"). He kept this porn in his mother's attic even though he did not live with her. I would go over there with my friend and play with action figures as a child while he would spend hours in the attic admiring his porn. He wouldn't even jerk off, he would sit there and just admire it.
He hates internet porn, like absolutely hates it. He got into an argument with a friend about it:
Friend: I have more porn on these five CDs (this is the late 90s btw) than you do in that attic.
Porn Dad: Oh yeah? Well one time I was up in the attic, and there was a bat so I took a stack of my fuck books and crushed that bat with it! I would like to see you try that with a stack of CDs!
That was literally the only justification he could come up with as to why print pornography was better than digital.
The day my friend (his only child) was born, his father-in-law gave him $20 bucks to buy a sandwich. He took that money and bought porn instead of a sandwich. His ex-wife (who is just plain batshit crazy) told me this story the day their granddaughter was born.
Last time I saw him was around another grandchild's birthday. I said "How are you today [Porndad]?" His response was "I was expecting my barely legal teens magazine in the mail but instead it was a bunch of cards for my brat grandson."
He married a mail order bride from the Philippines. She was a whore. Literally. She exchanged sex for money as her job back home. Predictably, he paid to bring her two bastard children over to the US and he helped her get a job at the factory where he was a bookkeeper (ideal job for an autistic) and she divorced him, maxed out their shared credit cards, took the house, and banged all his coworkers.
After the divorce, he moved in with his Mom. In true lolcow fashion, the house (and all of his porn) burned down due to an electrical fire.
He is unable to control his volume (another sign of autism) and is incapable of whispering, even when his grandchildren are sleeping.
He has an obsession for the original dungeons and dragons, which he modified with articles and rules in old Dragon Magazines. He hates Advanced Dungeons and Dragons and later editions because he thinks skill checks and feats are "gay". He also hates Monks as a character class. He refuses to play and instead reads porno mags in his room, randomly wandering out to tell an inappropriate joke or to mock us for making a skill check.
Recently, he was banging a 70something year old woman with dementia. He considered this a great accomplishment since it was his friend's mom and one of the first people he ever jerked off to as a child.
He's a hardcore Republican and doesn't think schools or roads should be funded by the government and that you should be able to take care of yourself. He has a degree in history but refuses to teach because "teachers are the enemy". He hates unions, yet is constantly laid off at work even though he's worked there 30+ years. He constantly spouts his hatred for welfare even though his son's family (who moved in with him after his aforementioned mother went into a nursing home) gets $800 a month in food stamps, which he eats. He used to make his son not wear a coat during the winter because he knew the school would give him a free coat like they do with all impoverished kids. He could afford a coat, but he was cheap, had no shame, and was taking advantage of the system. When he loses arguments with me (I teach ppl how to argue a living and he's autistic, so trust me, he definitely loses) he starts screaming and hurling insults and ragequits.
I don't have anything to show you internet wise because he lives so far out in the middle of nowhere that they are unable to get internet.
Growing up, my friends and I thought he was a pretty cool guy. He would take all of us to go watch wrestling, miniature wargaming conventions, run our dungeons and dragons games, and play magic the gathering with us.
As an adult, we realized he had full blown autism.
First of all, he had a huge pornography collection. Like, a legitimate attic full of pornography magazines (which he calls "fuck books"). He kept this porn in his mother's attic even though he did not live with her. I would go over there with my friend and play with action figures as a child while he would spend hours in the attic admiring his porn. He wouldn't even jerk off, he would sit there and just admire it.
He hates internet porn, like absolutely hates it. He got into an argument with a friend about it:
Friend: I have more porn on these five CDs (this is the late 90s btw) than you do in that attic.
Porn Dad: Oh yeah? Well one time I was up in the attic, and there was a bat so I took a stack of my fuck books and crushed that bat with it! I would like to see you try that with a stack of CDs!
That was literally the only justification he could come up with as to why print pornography was better than digital.
The day my friend (his only child) was born, his father-in-law gave him $20 bucks to buy a sandwich. He took that money and bought porn instead of a sandwich. His ex-wife (who is just plain batshit crazy) told me this story the day their granddaughter was born.
Last time I saw him was around another grandchild's birthday. I said "How are you today [Porndad]?" His response was "I was expecting my barely legal teens magazine in the mail but instead it was a bunch of cards for my brat grandson."
He married a mail order bride from the Philippines. She was a whore. Literally. She exchanged sex for money as her job back home. Predictably, he paid to bring her two bastard children over to the US and he helped her get a job at the factory where he was a bookkeeper (ideal job for an autistic) and she divorced him, maxed out their shared credit cards, took the house, and banged all his coworkers.
After the divorce, he moved in with his Mom. In true lolcow fashion, the house (and all of his porn) burned down due to an electrical fire.
He is unable to control his volume (another sign of autism) and is incapable of whispering, even when his grandchildren are sleeping.
He has an obsession for the original dungeons and dragons, which he modified with articles and rules in old Dragon Magazines. He hates Advanced Dungeons and Dragons and later editions because he thinks skill checks and feats are "gay". He also hates Monks as a character class. He refuses to play and instead reads porno mags in his room, randomly wandering out to tell an inappropriate joke or to mock us for making a skill check.
Recently, he was banging a 70something year old woman with dementia. He considered this a great accomplishment since it was his friend's mom and one of the first people he ever jerked off to as a child.
He's a hardcore Republican and doesn't think schools or roads should be funded by the government and that you should be able to take care of yourself. He has a degree in history but refuses to teach because "teachers are the enemy". He hates unions, yet is constantly laid off at work even though he's worked there 30+ years. He constantly spouts his hatred for welfare even though his son's family (who moved in with him after his aforementioned mother went into a nursing home) gets $800 a month in food stamps, which he eats. He used to make his son not wear a coat during the winter because he knew the school would give him a free coat like they do with all impoverished kids. He could afford a coat, but he was cheap, had no shame, and was taking advantage of the system. When he loses arguments with me (I teach ppl how to argue a living and he's autistic, so trust me, he definitely loses) he starts screaming and hurling insults and ragequits.
I don't have anything to show you internet wise because he lives so far out in the middle of nowhere that they are unable to get internet.
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