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One of my friends was in Jesus Christ Superstar, and I googled the show, and I found this woman's interpretation of the show. It was horrifying.
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One of my friends was in Jesus Christ Superstar, and I googled the show, and I found this woman's interpretation of the show. It was horrifying.
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Easy. There was this "Preacher" that kept coming to my university for a while. He earned the nickname preacher Dan. An insane preacher who hated Muhammad (one a rally was going on to get peace in the middle east and he stepped right in front of the people leading it and calling them all sinners) , insulting everyone who liked him. considered same sex relationships to be a sin, and constantly called himself perfect. he even blew this horn during his sermons and even included a quote from star wars at one point. He's no longer preaching at my college because his ex wife is now going to said college and there's a restraining order between the two
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Maybe it's just me but I think this guy's reviews are hilarious… the way he writes also reminds me a bit of Chris
http://www.imdb.com/user/ur0550732/
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I shouldn't laugh, because there's obviously something wrong, but... Gay slightly retarded anarchist Marilyn Manson devotee? Must... be... good... person...
I shouldn't laugh, because there's obviously something wrong, but... Gay slightly retarded anarchist Marilyn Manson devotee? Must... be... good... person...
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Varis said:
I'm still just confused what "lifetime movie passes to any movie any time at no cost!" are and how the apparent world's biggest Adam Sandler fans managed to get them.
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Not necessarily a lolcow, but I'm monitoring on Tumblr that may result in a good one. Apparently, there is this Homestuck cosplayer in California that has done some very illegal things at conventions, and the drama is starting to mount.
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c-no said:
If shit gets real enough, why not make a thread? This sounds good.
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http://spacecadetbird.tumblr.com/post/7 ... -is-jaidin
For those who don't want to read all that: She's being accused of a lot of bad things, including: Groping, unwanted sexual advances, statutory rape, lying about her age, being a creep, etc. The list goes on and on.
There are so many edits to the original posting, there are even a few white knights popping up, trying to defend her.
Imagine Nick Bate, except as a woman.
For those who don't want to read all that: She's being accused of a lot of bad things, including: Groping, unwanted sexual advances, statutory rape, lying about her age, being a creep, etc. The list goes on and on.
There are so many edits to the original posting, there are even a few white knights popping up, trying to defend her.
Imagine Nick Bate, except as a woman.
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c-no said:
No, she definitely needs to be in prison.
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I personally like to err on the side of caution with the creeper alert posts, especially if there isn't any hard evidence of them bring creepy. Granted the amount of people claiming to have been harmed by her definitely adds weight to the legitimacy of it all, but in the end of the day it still isn't hard proof.
That and with tumblr especially, the criteria for someone being a sexual creeper could be anything from actual creepy shit to someone who made a slightly off color joke thanks to SJW mentality. Doesn't mean it's not legit, but without hard proof there's a chance it's also complete BS.
If this is legit, these people need to start pressing charges ASAP.
That and with tumblr especially, the criteria for someone being a sexual creeper could be anything from actual creepy shit to someone who made a slightly off color joke thanks to SJW mentality. Doesn't mean it's not legit, but without hard proof there's a chance it's also complete BS.
If this is legit, these people need to start pressing charges ASAP.
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According to some forum posts by Jaidin, she is apparently a trans lesbian. Just dropping that nugget of info, not implying anything.
Edit: so many shares jesus christ
She has deleted two blogs so far.
This victim's story supports everything I've found out about her so far.
Edit: so many shares jesus christ
She has deleted two blogs so far.
This victim's story supports everything I've found out about her so far.
Well it’s been a long time that I’ve remained silent about this, but here’s my story:
Alll the way back in 2009 I came to know Jadin, at the time who was named “Kites-Kun”. Also at the time, they weren’t…. Hm.. I guess there’s no polite way to say this so I’ll just use they pronouns.
We met by total accident when I confused them for someone I’d met at bats day at disneyland some many years ago, but lost contact with. We left it at an honest mistake and made friends anyways.
Them and I used to talk via Facebook and eventually it evolved into texting and phone calls. Which at first seemed pretty harmless right? Wrong.
Kites started to get really strange over the phone, mentioning things like “I can’t wait till fanime.” (which is where we planned to meet the next time it came around.) “I can’t wait to meet you. You’re so hot” etc etc. I just kinda brushed it off as normal flirtation. Well, being as I didn’t stop it, things escalated into “When we get to fanime can I play with your Boobs?” and “I want to take a nap on your chest..” covered in little nyaas and cat noises.
Being as I’m actually pretty self conscious about my large breasts I kinda nervously laughed it off and kept trying to excuse the predatory behavior.
Then came a conversation my roommates overheard that I’ll probably never forget. We were excited about Fanime which is great and all, but then they started bringing up things that made my skin crawl like “Are you a virgin?” and “Have you ever had sex” and I responded with “Yes I am, and no I haven’t” And they got very overbearing from that point, stating that “after we meet, you’re not going to be a virgin anymore. hahaha” and such things that made me downright embarrassed that my roommates were hearing this. I was kinda like “erm okay?”. They kept mentioning how they wanted to be my Significant other, and that we were going to do things… etc, etc.
When I told a few web friends they started looking into it, and came back with reports that Kites was a sexual preadator in NorCal and that I need to stay away and blah blah blah. Being an idiot 19-year-old. I rolled my eyes and thought to myself, “How can a 18 year old be a sexual predator?” Biiiiiiiiiig Mistake.
Fast forward to Fanime, “finally”. Supposedly kites and I were ‘in a relationship’ without actually being in one???? I ended up getting my own room, but Kites offered me a spot at the Convention hotel, so I get excited and show up on day one, to a room on a sickening level, extremely dizzy and kites is ‘Too busy to talk’ ‘Gotta go bye’.
:/
Some girl in the room informs me there’s only one bed and I have to share with kites and 4 other girls. I’m sitting there like “Excuse me?” So I take my stuff and go back to my other hotel room, pissed off now. I tried contacting kites and he explained the same thing and shaking my head I told them, “I’m not doing that.” And they tried the whole “Innocent cat act” but I wasn’t having it.
So they hang up.
A few hours later, Kites calls me and wants me to do their friend a favor, make her some teeth for her grell cosplay and she’ll pay me.
I’m a prop maker, so I do this often, not a big project, whatever, and kites promised they’d be there.
I get there and get to work 2 hours pass, No kites.
3 Hours more and I’m finishing up, still no kites.
I finish, it’s 3 am and I have no way to get back to my hotel room safely. STILL NO KITES.
And on top of that the girl DOESN’T PAY ME, (which I’d kinda hoped she did, I was short on food money) and kicks me out of her room.
So I go back to my room, alone, in the dark, and get harassed by some people on the street. :/
Fast forward to the black and white ball. Kites SWORE we were going to together. I get all dolled up, makeup done perfect and give kites a call.
They didn’t answer for a good hour. Meanwhile I’m sitting in my hotel room in a dress I made myself. In full makeup, waiting for a call.
Their FRIEND calls me back: “Sorry kites is sick, (they) can’t go out.” So I’m kinda whatever, really upset that now I get to go stag.
So, not going to be detered, I show up with a good friend of mine at the time who said we can be pretend girlfirends and have fun. We did,
Until I saw kite’s sorry ass there with the girl who wouldn’t pay me.
I was livid. I didn’t have to say a thing before they both quickly made an exit. I didn’t see them for the rest of the convention.
After I got home from Fanime, I got a BS breakup letter on facebook FROM KITES, and it’d been apparent they’d blocked me.
They also made sure to tell me “If I ever told anyone what happened (they’d) tell everyone I was a slut, that I’d slept with them, I’d emotionally abused them, etc etc.” and that was that.
I avoided them there after but now they’re worming their ugly head back into my social life, so for everyone who denied my feelings,
HERE’S THE STORY AND PLENTY MORE.
And for everyone that Kites/Jadin Lockheart shit talks: It’s all fake.
Alll the way back in 2009 I came to know Jadin, at the time who was named “Kites-Kun”. Also at the time, they weren’t…. Hm.. I guess there’s no polite way to say this so I’ll just use they pronouns.
We met by total accident when I confused them for someone I’d met at bats day at disneyland some many years ago, but lost contact with. We left it at an honest mistake and made friends anyways.
Them and I used to talk via Facebook and eventually it evolved into texting and phone calls. Which at first seemed pretty harmless right? Wrong.
Kites started to get really strange over the phone, mentioning things like “I can’t wait till fanime.” (which is where we planned to meet the next time it came around.) “I can’t wait to meet you. You’re so hot” etc etc. I just kinda brushed it off as normal flirtation. Well, being as I didn’t stop it, things escalated into “When we get to fanime can I play with your Boobs?” and “I want to take a nap on your chest..” covered in little nyaas and cat noises.
Being as I’m actually pretty self conscious about my large breasts I kinda nervously laughed it off and kept trying to excuse the predatory behavior.
Then came a conversation my roommates overheard that I’ll probably never forget. We were excited about Fanime which is great and all, but then they started bringing up things that made my skin crawl like “Are you a virgin?” and “Have you ever had sex” and I responded with “Yes I am, and no I haven’t” And they got very overbearing from that point, stating that “after we meet, you’re not going to be a virgin anymore. hahaha” and such things that made me downright embarrassed that my roommates were hearing this. I was kinda like “erm okay?”. They kept mentioning how they wanted to be my Significant other, and that we were going to do things… etc, etc.
When I told a few web friends they started looking into it, and came back with reports that Kites was a sexual preadator in NorCal and that I need to stay away and blah blah blah. Being an idiot 19-year-old. I rolled my eyes and thought to myself, “How can a 18 year old be a sexual predator?” Biiiiiiiiiig Mistake.
Fast forward to Fanime, “finally”. Supposedly kites and I were ‘in a relationship’ without actually being in one???? I ended up getting my own room, but Kites offered me a spot at the Convention hotel, so I get excited and show up on day one, to a room on a sickening level, extremely dizzy and kites is ‘Too busy to talk’ ‘Gotta go bye’.
:/
Some girl in the room informs me there’s only one bed and I have to share with kites and 4 other girls. I’m sitting there like “Excuse me?” So I take my stuff and go back to my other hotel room, pissed off now. I tried contacting kites and he explained the same thing and shaking my head I told them, “I’m not doing that.” And they tried the whole “Innocent cat act” but I wasn’t having it.
So they hang up.
A few hours later, Kites calls me and wants me to do their friend a favor, make her some teeth for her grell cosplay and she’ll pay me.
I’m a prop maker, so I do this often, not a big project, whatever, and kites promised they’d be there.
I get there and get to work 2 hours pass, No kites.
3 Hours more and I’m finishing up, still no kites.
I finish, it’s 3 am and I have no way to get back to my hotel room safely. STILL NO KITES.
And on top of that the girl DOESN’T PAY ME, (which I’d kinda hoped she did, I was short on food money) and kicks me out of her room.
So I go back to my room, alone, in the dark, and get harassed by some people on the street. :/
Fast forward to the black and white ball. Kites SWORE we were going to together. I get all dolled up, makeup done perfect and give kites a call.
They didn’t answer for a good hour. Meanwhile I’m sitting in my hotel room in a dress I made myself. In full makeup, waiting for a call.
Their FRIEND calls me back: “Sorry kites is sick, (they) can’t go out.” So I’m kinda whatever, really upset that now I get to go stag.
So, not going to be detered, I show up with a good friend of mine at the time who said we can be pretend girlfirends and have fun. We did,
Until I saw kite’s sorry ass there with the girl who wouldn’t pay me.
I was livid. I didn’t have to say a thing before they both quickly made an exit. I didn’t see them for the rest of the convention.
After I got home from Fanime, I got a BS breakup letter on facebook FROM KITES, and it’d been apparent they’d blocked me.
They also made sure to tell me “If I ever told anyone what happened (they’d) tell everyone I was a slut, that I’d slept with them, I’d emotionally abused them, etc etc.” and that was that.
I avoided them there after but now they’re worming their ugly head back into my social life, so for everyone who denied my feelings,
HERE’S THE STORY AND PLENTY MORE.
And for everyone that Kites/Jadin Lockheart shit talks: It’s all fake.
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Brother, the Hulkster's lolcow is the Brooklyn Brawler. He never wins matches, yet he doesn't see the error in his ways and stays aligned with Bobby Heenan, man.
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Bart Bervoets, aka Nekobe the Lion, furry sex fiend and psychopath. I think his lolcow udders have dried up by now, most of his lulzy activity seems to have happened in 2000 and 2001, but the documentation of it that exists is amazing. The site hosting most of the information seems to have gone tits up, so here's a Wayback Machine link: http://web.archive.org/web/20070127163332/http://www.knightwolfsrealm.com/moose/documents/
Some of his more notable exploits:
- He was banned from major furry cons in the US and Europe for stalking and harassing people. At the US con, when he was refused entry to someone's hotel room, he tried to get the guests in that room in trouble by telling the cops they were hiding drugs and child porn. After being banned, he swore up and down that he would crash the next con anyway and get everything shut down by getting the con staff and/or attendees in trouble with the police.
- He stalked and terrorized somebody in Florida and spent the night in jail for it, effectively getting himself banned from Florida's furry community.
- Two different households let him live with them on a temporary basis after he told them what awful meanies the Florida furfags were being to him. In both cases he made an utter nuisance of himself, constantly following people around, demanding that no one have conversations where he wasn't present, insisting on being involved in things that were none of his business, constantly pestering people for sex, and threatening to kill himself if he didn't get his way. One household threw him out after one week; he lasted three weeks in the other.
- According to the report from one of the groups he lived with, he never changed his clothes and constantly wore the same stained, dirty sweater, pants and
for days on end. He also wore a rank, filthy fursuit underneath his clothes every day.
- He claimed to have had cancer in one testicle, and having his nut removed somehow made him extra-horny so he needed to have sex all the time, and if he was denied sex he would have a heart attack and die.
- When scorned, he would make threatening phone calls to people, try to libel them in furry chatrooms, attempt to extort money from them, threaten them with his internet lawyers (of which he had two in the US and one in Europe constantly at his beck and call), and wreck their computers with DDOS attacks.
He was naturally assraged about the existence of the webpage with all the dirt on him and was forever screaming at the site's maintainer to take it down and threatening legal action on the grounds that cataloguing his fuckery was somehow illegal; he would also, when trying to convince others of his innocence, tell them to look at the material on the site and see the kinds of lies that were being spread about him. IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS!
Some of his more notable exploits:
- He was banned from major furry cons in the US and Europe for stalking and harassing people. At the US con, when he was refused entry to someone's hotel room, he tried to get the guests in that room in trouble by telling the cops they were hiding drugs and child porn. After being banned, he swore up and down that he would crash the next con anyway and get everything shut down by getting the con staff and/or attendees in trouble with the police.
- He stalked and terrorized somebody in Florida and spent the night in jail for it, effectively getting himself banned from Florida's furry community.
- Two different households let him live with them on a temporary basis after he told them what awful meanies the Florida furfags were being to him. In both cases he made an utter nuisance of himself, constantly following people around, demanding that no one have conversations where he wasn't present, insisting on being involved in things that were none of his business, constantly pestering people for sex, and threatening to kill himself if he didn't get his way. One household threw him out after one week; he lasted three weeks in the other.
- According to the report from one of the groups he lived with, he never changed his clothes and constantly wore the same stained, dirty sweater, pants and
for days on end. He also wore a rank, filthy fursuit underneath his clothes every day.- He claimed to have had cancer in one testicle, and having his nut removed somehow made him extra-horny so he needed to have sex all the time, and if he was denied sex he would have a heart attack and die.
- When scorned, he would make threatening phone calls to people, try to libel them in furry chatrooms, attempt to extort money from them, threaten them with his internet lawyers (of which he had two in the US and one in Europe constantly at his beck and call), and wreck their computers with DDOS attacks.
He was naturally assraged about the existence of the webpage with all the dirt on him and was forever screaming at the site's maintainer to take it down and threatening legal action on the grounds that cataloguing his fuckery was somehow illegal; he would also, when trying to convince others of his innocence, tell them to look at the material on the site and see the kinds of lies that were being spread about him. IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS!