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I wonder when we're going to get an article on "When Your Balls Get Squished Between Your Thighs When Moving Your Legs."
 
New poster here, but longtime lurker. I have to post about this guy my mother knows. I just have to. I shall call him "DW."

So my mother writes romance e-books, and she keeps running into this one particular author: DW

DW at first makes you believe that he is a man who has worked his way up from nothing and has become the successful author (and casanova) he is today. In reality, he is an ex-pimp who sold underaged girls, got arrested, wrote a book in prison, and is now making up to 25k a month off of his garbage.

So you must be thinking, "Damn, if he's making that much money, his writing must be good, right?" Wrong. His books have titles like, "Cum in my Mouth" and "Red-Bottom Bitches", all classified as urban fiction/street lit, and sometimes even romance. *yawn* Thus how my mother knows him.

Another thing worth mentioning is that most of the stuff he makes his money off of isn't even his own work. He has several "authoresses" working for him, who all seem to believe that they are getting a great deal working under his publishing company. Note that these books are sold at 99 cents a piece, most of which is going to Amazon.com and DW. So these women are basically making seven cents per book sold. He's still pimping, basically.

Sadly, the absolute worst things I know about him are things that he told my mother through Facebook PMs in an attempt to collaborate with her, which I don't want to say on here because he might find this thread. (He googles his own name, which is why I only mentioned his initials. But if you wanted to, I'm sure you could easily figure out who he is. :tomgirl: )

Honestly, there is so much I could write about this guy, it's ridiculous. I've almost considered writing an ED article about him, but it would probably come across as being too tryhard.
 
Alan Pardew said:
http://real-life-villains.wikia.com/wiki/Heng_Swee_Keat

Here's another stupid one and just in. :roll: About a Singaporean who is being oppressive and mean in the education department.
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Is he COLD-HEARTED too?

Seriously, Alan, keep this up. These articles are golden.
 
http://nickfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Nickelo ... :Home_Page

On the topic of lulzy wikis, the Nickelodeon Fanon Wiki is a definitely a site that screams autism. It's the gathering ground of a bunch of Nickelodeon-obsessed spergs who create their own extremely spergy made up Nickelodeon television series and video games, and behave as if they were real. These "ideas" for TV series and games they have make absolutely no sense and often are filled with random copyrighted characters that have nothing to do with Nickelodeon, complete with hilarious MS Paint "artwork." Almost everything I have read on this wiki is bad enough that I wondered if it was all written by a very clever troll at first. As you'd imagine, the exceptional individuals who edit this wiki are just as lulzy as the content they put onto the web.

Around more than half a year ago, me and two Steam friends got bored and decided we were going to vandalize the fuck out of this wiki just for shits and giggles, but none of us were expecting much of a reaction. The Nick Fanon Wiki went absolutely nuts, angrily discussing us on the wiki and trying to find out where we came from, and even at one point asked us if we were from a "rival wiki." :lol: I should mention that it took them over an entire day to revert any of our edits.

From what I can tell, that was definitely not the first time the Nick Fanon Wiki have gotten trolled. There was apparently this guy named LT Fan who went to much greater lengths to vandalize the wiki, and pissed them off enough that they made him into the main villain of almost all of the "TV series" they've come up with. Other groups of people have also vandalized their wiki anonymously in the past, so much so that the "wikia contributors" occasionally appear as antagonists in their spergy TV show and video game ideas.
 
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I found out about some guy called ShadowShrinkee on another forum. He hates Let's Plays. A lot.
 
extreme_misfortune said:
PickleGuy said:
I found out about some guy called ShadowShrinkee on another forum. He hates Let's Plays. A lot.
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Then I take it this "other forum" is SomethingAwful.
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It's Frequently Questioned Answers, actually. I lurk around there, and some guy made an entire thread about ShadowShrinkee a while back.

I know it's FQA because PickleGuy has been consistently posting screencaps from their Worst of Social Justice thread in our SJW thread, so I know he at least lurks around there.
 
Alan Pardew said:
http://real-life-villains.wikia.com/wiki/Heng_Swee_Keat

Here's another stupid one and just in. :roll: About a Singaporean who is being oppressive and mean in the education department.
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Looks like somebody isn't doing well in school. Granted, the Singaporean K-12 school system is hard (I'm an American who lives there, and I have many friends who actually had to go through this. There are a lot of entrance tests and shit. It's rigorous).

But this guy recently got elected, and the school system was like that before, I think. The same person posted another article about a church founder in Singapore that embezzled money to support his wife's singing career, which I heard about.

Who knows? Maybe I'll run into this guy. ;)
 
Alan Pardew said:
http://real-life-villains.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Bronies

Get ready for some laughs everyone, one of the stupidest suggestions on the waiting list is finally here!
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Alan Pardew alerted me that adding Chris to that list ends up getting the page reverted.

But he's worse than Hitler (:_(
 
Another gem from my retarded aunt on Facebook, let's read shall we...


cant even in words say what I just found out.. I am SHOCKED and want to tell and let my friends and family be made aware so they can make sure their children are safe!!! Angelica stayed home from school today and thank GOD she did. Because she was on her ipod playing a game called talking angela, which is similar to talking tom, anyway as she is sitting next to me this interactive cat says to her hi angelica where is your brother? She says o hes right here next to me the cat says o cool, then the cat says so what do you do for fun? Ang says I dont know, (now im being quiet and listening because I think its weird this angela cat knows she has a brother and is talking to her like a person) then its voice changes and in some weird robotic voice it says angelica when u date what do u do on your dates? She looked at me got red in the face and said nothing, then it said stick out your touunge, ill stick mine out too, it said what are some things u can do with your tounge? I can find many things to do with my tounge it said it said lets intrract w our toungues. I that point I had heard enough I zaid ang shut it off now! I was freaked out called the police departnrnt they came to the house saif they would have the internet investigations unit andpedofile investigations unit look into it, they called me an hour latet and said something is behind that cat!!! They dont know if it is local or over seas. While the police officer was there and ang was talking to him she told the police officer saturday night her cousin and her were on the app w angela and it asked the girls their names what her brothers name was what school they BOTH went to, and it took a picture of angelica!!! This is under serious investigation right now! When I googled talking angela I cant even begin to tell you what creepy stuff came up! Google it for yourselves please!! But some things are the cat asking girls for their phone numbers! And if theyve had their firat kiss!!! Take this app off your phone please! Theres a big chance thid cpuld be a door for pedofiles.the police said they have seen thing *like* this but never actually through a childs app but that they are not putting it past them! The girls told angela the cat on saturday their names and she had a brother and then on monday morning when angelica turned the app back on, It remebered her name and that she had a brother!!! These things ARENT supposed to ask you questions!!! and especially not questions about dating toungues or kissing!! I am disgusted! I dont feel safe at all right now! Knowing that there was some creep talking to my daughter and my neice through a talking app!!! Please if you have this app or any like it the police are saying take it off of your phone!!! Copy and share and send out PLEASE! This word needs to spread! I pray the ocean county investigators can crack this thing open!!!!!

Fucking lol'd so hard at 'pedofile investigation unit'
 
Alan Pardew said:
http://real-life-villains.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Bronies

Get ready for some laughs everyone, one of the stupidest suggestions on the waiting list is finally here!
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One of the categories the Anti-Bronies fall into on the wiki are "Child Abusers."
 
Carlson said:
I'm trying so hard to read that but after about 5 seconds my eyes kinda just wander off the page.

Edit: http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/angela.asp
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She constantly posts shit like that. Two seconds in Google and you'd see it was a sham. Then again if you can't tell it was a sham from the beautifully wrought warning, you're probably mentally ill...

The funny thing is I always show up on her statuses and just rip into her. No shame about it because she really is probably the dumbest person I've ever known.
 
So. One of my fb friends who was a professor at the community college I went to and worked at has had a mental breakdown? I think? I think she was fired from her job? She's been really vague? Maybe her husband cheated on her?

She invited me to this page tonight:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/I-HATE-C ... fan_invite

(if you can't see it, let me know i have caps)

I thought this was a new page about how much she hated her husband now? but ... she's had it running since 2011?

Everything is ending in a question mark here. I'm 2 seconds away from unfriending her. ]:(P

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I called her out on it, and asked her what the hell this was, and she said that its a joke page made by his bff. hmm. :roll:
 
sparklemilhouse said:
So. One of my fb friends who was a professor at the community college I went to and worked at has had a mental breakdown? I think? I think she was fired from her job? She's been really vague? Maybe her husband cheated on her?

She invited me to this page tonight:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/I-HATE-C ... fan_invite

(if you can't see it, let me know i have caps)

I thought this was a new page about how much she hated her husband now? but ... she's had it running since 2011?

Everything is ending in a question mark here. I'm 2 seconds away from unfriending her. ]:(P

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I called her out on it, and asked her what the hell this was, and she said that its a joke page made by his bff. hmm. :roll:
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I can't access the page, but am really curious now.
 
darkhorse816 said:
Alan Pardew said:
http://real-life-villains.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Bronies

Get ready for some laughs everyone, one of the stupidest suggestions on the waiting list is finally here!
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One of the categories the Anti-Bronies fall into on the wiki are "Child Abusers."
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And now "Nazis". :roll:

Also, just added in the "Bullies" page, this time about pet killing but barely to do with real life in the example:
Pet Killing: When the Bullies got the Good Kids Pets (Dogs and Cats) the Bullies will Kill it so Painful and then the Kid was Crying that the Bullies kill that Pet (ex: in Elfen Lied The Bullies is Kill Kaede's Puppie Really Brutal)
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EDIT: http://real-life-villains.wikia.com/wik ... Jon_Watson :roll:

Some crap villain/troll I don't care about.
 
darkhorse816 said:
Alan Pardew said:
http://real-life-villains.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Bronies

Get ready for some laughs everyone, one of the stupidest suggestions on the waiting list is finally here!
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One of the categories the Anti-Bronies fall into on the wiki are "Child Abusers."
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You know, if you wanna bitch about them bullying you fine. Be my fucking guest. But...

which can have the effect of scaring or scarring younger fans who comonly watch these shows
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Yes. Unlike all the porn/fetish art that will almost always pop up on a Google Image search of one of the main characters names.

So, looking at this Real Life Villians wiki... Is it basically just a way for people to bitch about people they don't personally like?
 
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