Pet Peeves about Phil

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The unrecorded beg segments. They are a perfect of example of just how two-faced Phil is.

He'll cut the recording between parts and beg like hell and guilt his audience, and then immediately go straight back into fake Youtube mode as if he didn't just try to extort people. And of course the live stream is deleted, so people who only watch the videos he uploads have no idea that he does this.

The worst is the post stream unrecorded beg, because he will end the stream with something like

"Okay guys thanks for a good stream of Donkey Donkey Picnic or whatever, support was kind of slow, but...ehh what can you do? Alright peaceout, bye. "

"Then he cuts the video and says

"GUYS.... WUHT HAPPENED?? Its like .. no one tipped me at all! You guys love it...YOU TELL ME YOU LOVEIT! But then no one supports and it honestly ya' know like ...to be brutally honest, it really pissed me off tonight"
 
Honestly, everything. His mannerisms, that smug look, and most of all: how he NEVER takes a OUNCE of accountability for his actions or mistakes. It's always someone else's fault. Him filing for bankruptcy? The trolls caused him to take out 13 credit cards and for him to go half a million in debt - which was wiped out - him blaming Panda for him having the five knuckle shuffle on stream, him blaming Kat for not taking the $50K from Keemstar, etc...I mean, the list goes on. He truly is the master of his own demise, but Phil is the true definition of "I'm gonna smash my head into this brick wall to prove to everyone there's no brick wall."
 
Draventren the Squeakuel said:
Someone here has said they get annoyed when Phil talks like an expert about things he's clearly clueless about. I personally love when we get those moments because expertsidephil is the fucking funniest shit. Its how we get moments like "fireballs don't work that way" and more recently "I'll still kill you".

What annoys me about those moments are the fact that he's not only ignorant about what he's talking about, he's never wrong. Like the I'll still kill you thing: guy gets him in close quarters and stabs him. Supposedly, guns beat knives in all situations because life is rock paper scissors. All of his call of duty streams are like this because he pretends he knows so much about guns, never having held or fired one. His ignorance is astounding and frustrating because he can never admit he doesn't know what hes talking about.

More specific pet peeve: no, no, no. I don't know when he started with that but holy shit does it make me want to punch him, and I'm not a violent guy.
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The worst one was the inhaler bit, as it stretched over multiple days. At any time Phil could have researched and found, no, inhalers do not hold oxygen, but his ego cannot handle being wrong.
 
Pass_The_Remote said:
The worst one was the inhaler bit, as it stretched over multiple days. At any time Phil could have researched and found, no, inhalers do not hold oxygen, but his ego cannot handle being wrong.
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During the inhaler saga he also said that the air is composed entirely of oxygen. Called it "pure air."
 
the way he uses the phrase "making a living." A) 'God' did not come down from the sky and declare playing video games on a livestream can be a the sole source of income for someone for ever and ever. B) If you have a jpeg addiction it's going to take a lot more to "make a living" than if you don't, so what the fuck is he even talking about exactly?
 
Sometimes he makes a chuckle worthy joke but when he realizes "Oh wow I actually said something funny!", he will take that joke and run it into the ground, squeezing all life and humor from it.
 
I think it's whenever he calls people "Moron", for the same reason everybody hates him acting smug. He's not right, he's never right, but nobody can really do anything because this fucknut can't accept being even a little bit wrong about something.
You could have some legitimately intriguing information and he won't accept learning shit whether it's in a game or not. You have to be arrogant to an impressive degree, I have to wonder how he was in school.

Also more recently, that thing he does on stream where he zooms in on his face and goes "Aaaa,. SUCKAAAAAAA".
I just hate whenever he thinks he dunks on people or owns them.
 
TyrasGuard said:
Sometimes he makes a chuckle worthy joke but when he realizes "Oh wow I actually said something funny!", he will take that joke and run it into the ground, squeezing all life and humor from it.
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In the same vein: I noticed this specifically about him talking about blowing bubbles, but I'm sure he does for other things. When he declares "We hit 100 likes, time for a celebratory bubble blow" as the crowd goes mild. Lets not even acknowledged the blowing bubbles part, just how he announces it as it being a celebratory bubble blow instead of being able to naturally transition into it. "Hey guys, we got 100 likes!" And blows the bubbles. He has to announce it like it's some big event which makes the bubble blowing feel even more cringe than it would have been otherwise.

He does it with his Mr. Dress-up shit too, its a hat goal, and is acknowledged as such, its a vest goal. Again, cringy and dumb goals, but its amplified by how serious it gets treated, to the point where it makes it more embarrassing.
 
Anything considered a rational well spoken eloquent criticism is responded with a zero to one hundred *person* "Hey Phil I dig what you do and I hear ya about problem X and not sure if it's been brought up but there's a fairly easy solution to it which is Y" *Dave* "what the fuck are you fucking talking about you fucking lamebraind cocksucking piece of dumb fucking shit get the fuck out of here. ACK ACK ACK".
How calling someone kid is some sort of insult because being a piece of lukewarm sludge who's whittled down is fanbase to a dozen or so legally defined retards that throw their disability checks to him makes him an authority over someone that's even as much as a year younger than him.
 
If someone makes one small obvious typo such as saying “then” instead of “the” (this happened the other day) he repeats it 3 times as if it’s in French or something , and says “I have no idea what this means, this makes no sense at all!”

Hard to tell if he’s just that exceptional or not..
 
Bigbadyeet said:
If someone makes one small obvious typo such as saying “then” instead of “the” (this happened the other day) he repeats it 3 times as if it’s in French or something , and says “I have no idea what this means, this makes no sense at all!”

Hard to tell if he’s just that exceptional or not..
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It's a symptom of his toxicity. He is incapable of seeing the world thru any eyes but himself, so he can't grasp that some of his dents are in other countries and that it might be a ESL situation, or just a typo. Instead, because he needs to feel greater than other people, he takes every opportunity to put someone else down and puff himself up, not realizing how it makes him look.
 
Bigbadyeet said:
If someone makes one small obvious typo such as saying “then” instead of “the” (this happened the other day) he repeats it 3 times as if it’s in French or something , and says “I have no idea what this means, this makes no sense at all!”

Hard to tell if he’s just that exceptional or not..
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cheapest excuse in his book to avoid answering or degrading your question.
"huh, dude, I don't know what you are talking about..."
"huh, what does this even mean"
but he forgets how much he butchers English, and that's obvious even to non-native speakers like myself.
 
One of my DSP pet peeves is his adoption of "I've improved" rhetoric to try and shill and hook new viewers, except his sole example of changing and improving and learning from mistakes is how he used to insult Minecraft and people who played it -- and now he did an almost two year long playthrough! He can't point to anything real because not only did he not change in any actual way aside from willingness to openly solicit for tips, it also shows his complete unwillingness to admit to actual fault, even fault that he's claiming is in the past.
 
When he talks about buying cat food for Jasper and has to refer to it as "supplies".

It just makes it seem so dramatic, like he's airdropping rations to a squad of marines deep behind enemy lines.
 
Draventren the Squeakuel said:
In the same vein: I noticed this specifically about him talking about blowing bubbles, but I'm sure he does for other things. When he declares "We hit 100 likes, time for a celebratory bubble blow" as the crowd goes mild. Lets not even acknowledged the blowing bubbles part, just how he announces it as it being a celebratory bubble blow instead of being able to naturally transition into it. "Hey guys, we got 100 likes!" And blows the bubbles. He has to announce it like it's some big event which makes the bubble blowing feel even more cringe than it would have been otherwise.

He does it with his Mr. Dress-up shit too, its a hat goal, and is acknowledged as such, its a vest goal. Again, cringy and dumb goals, but its amplified by how serious it gets treated, to the point where it makes it more embarrassing.
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He can't even blow soap bubbles like a regular human being. He always squints or scrunches up his eyes when blow the bubbles, as if he is an old geezer who forgot his bifocals.
 
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