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Phil’s fear of women
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How do Phil is Homosex deniers cope with the fact that even before the great prudening whenever the game had a homosexual relationship Phil would always "accidentally" get it? Example is Mass Effect.
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I would agree with the predominant theory that phil's underdeveloped brain just doesn't know how to properly react to women whether its pretending to be an oversexed horndog in his 20s or being a militant asexual today. But for an ignorant person he always seems to know the most annoying and obnoxious way to express his supposed ignorance.
He's probably too stupid for a grandiose Andy Kaufman style LARP but phil has always leaned into his negative characteristics for more attention and as a way to feel superior about himself. He always has to be boorish and aggressive about everything.
So theres probably a little bit of staking out a purposely offensive/confrontational position along with simply being stupid about women.
He's probably too stupid for a grandiose Andy Kaufman style LARP but phil has always leaned into his negative characteristics for more attention and as a way to feel superior about himself. He always has to be boorish and aggressive about everything.
So theres probably a little bit of staking out a purposely offensive/confrontational position along with simply being stupid about women.
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Can we just have a dedicated "Is Phil gay?" debate thread? It seems like anything related to him outside of the general thread devolves into this.
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no, because theres nothing to debate. phil is gay, the end
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That one is pretty easy, Phil rarely reads and comprehends dialogue/story in video games and just clicks through stuff. A lot of what Phil does in any sort of open ended RPG world is more or less accidental, whether romance related or not. IMO, if you're going to go the gaming behavior route, I'd focus less on accidental romances and more on his fascination/admiration towards overly large, musclebound characters and the reverence he holds towards them. I still think that's more or less explained by him wanting to self-insert and seeing himself as those characters, but there's definitely a certain level of respect he holds towards them that might imply something more.
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except it happens almost every time. mass effect, cyberpunk, BG3. dont forget how he jizzed over the dude romance in life is strange or whatever that shitty game was
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Khet because DSP wouldn't give her a gout larvae
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On the topic of Phil and women do we know if Phil ever dated before Leanna? Did he ever talk about former girlfriends in his old forum posts? To me him losing his virginity at age 30 to her seems the most likely.
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I can't speak for Cyberpunk because I have 0 memories of Phil playing it except for the refund hypocrisy, but IIRC, he didn't actually know he was romancing whathisface or Halsin until later in the game. I suppose it's possible it was "accidental" but Phil is a pretty piss poor actor and you can typically tell when he's doing something on purpose vs. mindlessly clicking through dialogue options without paying any attention. I think his recent Fallout 4 run is a pretty spot on example of how little he cares about dialogue and characters
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Whatever the last Dark Pictures Anthology game was (House of Ashes?). They don’t actually have gameplay, so the breastfeeding is just a cutscene.
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To add to the conversation of Phil's weird attitude towards women, my take on it is that's just one of the more egregious examples of the Burnell thought process that makes him come across as an alien skinwalking and LARPing as a human. I don't know if we'll ever get a full picture of his thought process about why he gets excited at seeing men in loincloths but becomes infuriated at the sight of a sexy armor in video games and the simplest answer might just be that he's gay. However since we're armchair psychologizing this weird faggot we might as well lean into it.
My take is that Phil never actually got "taught" how human relationships work. I don't know if it's the 'tism or if he didn't have enough friends to how social dynamics work when he was younger, or if he really was just a completely self-absorbed asshole from day 1 and went in to this world just going ME ME ME MINE MINE without ever understanding people and relationships. I think if you ask most people here they would be able to tell you stories about relationships or love, the feelings and the complex emotions that go into it when you're engaging another person for a relationship. Phil on the other hand only ever had "there was a hot latina in high school" or "there was this nun" and those stories are always extremely shallow and self-centered. Almost like he never actually felt those feelings ever so all he could ever talk about in the context of relationships are the same beats, she's hot (the latina girl, kat could be a swimsuit model), something about sex (she wanted to blow me, 'I can always get intercourse from my wife') but nothing that actual people who have been in love would feel. Same with Rambo, the closest male figure in his life and the suspected secret target for his gay feelings. He never really talks about why Rambo was a good friend or why their falling out hurt, it's always about how Phil felt betrayed, how Phil got blindsided with the falling out, how Phil was super happy with that friend group. I think his narcicissm is so powerful that he actually cannot comprehend the complexities and separations of love, lust, attraction, admiration etc. because none of those concern his immediate needs for gratification. As a result he's this weird puritanic gay-presenting faggot who I suspect does not actually experience lust and love the same way as a human does and everything is just a LARP because he's skinwalking.
That's why whenever something gay or if a woman goes on screen it just gets funneled into the simplest jokes and perceptions his monkey brain can spit out: 'ack ack cock and balls and buttholes funny' or 'i am married stoopid i cannot look at other woman'.
tl;dr he's an autistic narc who does not understand human relationships and sexuality and that's why he's so fucking weird about it
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That's not quite true for Mass Effect. Despite Phil's current retcon that he accidentally romanced Steve in Mass Effect 3 because "it came outta nowhere", he very deliberately chose to kiss Steve in the scene that makes him your romantic partner. You can get to that scene unintentionally just by treating Steve decently and, well, being a dude, but the "lock-in" option says "I want more than friendship". And we know Phil saw that option and intentionally chose it because he read it out loud before choosing it (and not every option like he does now) and because he was giggling about homogay the entire time and doing his "omg 2 dudes kissing gayness makes me PUKE because im SO STRAIGHT YOU GUISE" shtick that complemented the "boobs boobs suck my cock bitch ack ack ack now make me a sandwich" shtick he did back then. (I believe his exact line was "I'm very very very very straight.")
His previous retcon, mentioned when he played Mass Effect 3 Legendary, was that he was going for "trisexual Shepard" and so he WAS romancing Steve intentionally and the only surprise was that the Steve romance locked him out of the other romances. This "oh I only accidentally did a gay with Steve" claim is just the latest version from the Burnell lie assembly line.
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Phil is just an asexual weirdo. If you watch any WPIG field trip or deep dive with Leanne in it, she's basically screaming "FUCK ME" with everything she does, and even says it sometimes too. Phil either doesn't get the hint or 100% ignores it. I remember watching one of the ask the kings where someone asked him "would romancing liara in ME1 and Miranda in 2 fuck up your save for 3" and he replies along the lines of "you can't romance too many women," you know, like an average guy would. People in this thread are right on that it was a "dude bro gamer" thing he used to do to fit in. Wanted to find the Ask the king clip, but I never have any luck with getting pigpiggo to actually load.
But nowadays you got the whole "I'm happily married, dood" thing. I think it's part of him being an asexual weirdo and believing that marriage means you can't look at animated tiddies. There's also a bit of he doesn't want to encourage the Derichs like with what he said with Stellar blade "My chat is too horny to play that!"
Also as people have mentioned, he gets really excited when seeing almost naked men. We can mention hogans, but we've also got the yakuza clip someone already posted. The one I remember is the Infinite Wealth segment where some guy was having the main character take photographs of all these big muscley men wearing fetish gear that were popping in. Never seen Phil so happy.
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But nowadays you got the whole "I'm happily married, dood" thing. I think it's part of him being an asexual weirdo and believing that marriage means you can't look at animated tiddies. There's also a bit of he doesn't want to encourage the Derichs like with what he said with Stellar blade "My chat is too horny to play that!"
Also as people have mentioned, he gets really excited when seeing almost naked men. We can mention hogans, but we've also got the yakuza clip someone already posted. The one I remember is the Infinite Wealth segment where some guy was having the main character take photographs of all these big muscley men wearing fetish gear that were popping in. Never seen Phil so happy.
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Phil's "I'M MARRIED DUDE I can't ever express interest in or even acknowledge a woman is attractive!!!" is 1000% his autistic brain taking not looking at other women when your married extremely literally. This is the guy who thought a rainy day fund literally meant a fund for a rainy day. In his aspie brain he thinks you aren't supposed to even find other women attractive if you are married. It's not allowed. This combined with his intense paranoia of being left again with no house maid is why he acts that way. He needs Kat to play mommy for him so he can't lose her by lusting after another woman even if they are just a video game character. It isn't homosexuality or him being asexual.
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On the old fighting games forum he bragged about having a hot blonde fiancee or something like that. No proof that she ever existed.
Phil has said in the past that he never dated in high school because he was too busy with schoolwork. However I seem to recall he has also claimed he lost his virginity at 17 to his high school girlfriend. I think this is a cope.
There was a guy here long ago who was active in the east coast fighting games scene with Phil. Forgot his username, something like electric sheep. He said he never saw Phil bring any woman to any of the tournaments or parties the FGC would have. He also said it was very common for guys to bring their girlfriends to these events.
So let's assume Phil's first story was true and he never dated in highschool. In his first year of college he claims the famous story of the two girls passed out in his bed and leaving them there when the fire alarm went off. The girl he liked had a boyfriend so he wasn't dating her. I believe he also said they never dated because she only used him for booze.
I believe he moved back home with his parents for the duration of his college education. Phil's room was very small and upstairs. I doubt Phil was bringing chicks home to bang at that time. I find it hard to believe his very Catholic parents would permit that.
At some point, while Phil was working at Wells Fargo he was living with 2 or 3 other dudes he worked with. This is where he lived when he claims he would order a bunch of $5 Domino's pizzas and eat them every day. He was very active in the FGC at this time and as I said earlier, a witness said they never saw Phil with a female companion.
Then he moved back with mom and dad again. Probably not picking up chicks at this time either.
He worked at Sikorsky and allegedly bought the condo from a girl he was trying to get with. The witness also said there was a rumor in the FGC that DSP bought a house to try and get in a girl's pants. It's kind of suspicious that this rumor was going around long before Phil's YouTube career even started. Anyways he was obviously single at this time.
He never had a confirmed girlfriend until Leanna showed up. Sure it's possible that Phil hooked up with some random girl and had a one night stand but for all the evidence available, Phil never had a girlfriend before Leanna and in my opinion probably lost his virginity to her.
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What evidence is there he banged Reanna, or Khet, or anyone for that matter? I don't know why everybody acts like its a given phil isn't a virgin.
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The closest thing to proof is the selfie Leanna took laying next to a shirtless Phil. So we know they at least shared a bed.