Megathread Phils Photo Dump - An Instagram Megathread

[Ruin]

Between the trench foot, morbid obesity, recurring infections, tattoos with filthy needles, and years of homelessness it's actually sort of remarkable that Phil's still alive.

Who cuts his hair? It looks like he's been in an industrial accident.

I think it's an attempt at a fem mullet which are popular in some lesbian subcultures but due to balding he can't quite pull it off.

 

[admiral]

Could be severe blisters on his feet. The skin's loose and dead on top from repeated friction, likely because his stupid curbstomper boots don't fucking fit his fat feet. That kind of fungal infection's what you'd get from constantly damp feet, so either he's so sweaty that his socks are constantly soaked, or he never takes them off.

 

[kookerpie]

Is that frostbite on his feet?

 

[GZ 004]

Since it's another small topic, lets get these uncomfortable bits out of the way as well...

Spoiler: Now tell me... does this look infected?

Good lord, there's more life on his foot then there is in his brain.

 

[Darndirty]

Have you seen his tumblr? (Rhetorical question for you)

It's 80% pizza

Well pizza is 80% cheese.


You know as a side note one thing that struck me going through these besides wanting to kill myself for seeing Phil's baby dick again. Phil's whole life revolves around an ideology he doesn't understand and things he can't do like bike and draw. Kinda sad. I'm kinda amazed some cult hasn't snapped him up while he was on the streets. He's their kinda people.

 

[The Great Chandler]

I have a lot to say about Philly here, but the foot fungus was too much for me. We live in a developed world and this guy manages to gradually turn into the green giant. It's like one of those gross instances that makes you try pressing your finger and thumb against each other, but it also tries not to.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Does he still do? The only thing about Phil and weed was that he tried vaping once and made a video. He never brought it up again and I presume he crushed his vaping pen under his weight.

One of the biggest misconceptions about people being homeless is they turn to drugs/alcohol because they're trying to ignore how miserable they're lives are. It really becomes more a hobby or past time because the one thing about being homeless is how fucking bored you can get. You might not know but some homeless actually have something along the lines of shared panhandling points like a work schedule. It helps cut down on violence between vagrants and working as a group can actually benefit a somewhat larger yield. However on your 'off' days you can find yourself with jack shit to do for hours on end. It's not like you can pop on down to the movies or hang out in the library but the good old liquor store and friendly neighborhood drug dealer always have something cheap and shitty that can make the day just fly on by.

Since Oregon is a legal weed state I don't doubt for a moment Phil probably buys off someone else who sells him ditch weed at a mark up and calls it Sour Diesel. Despite having a home he's exceptional lazy and he's always eating out; I bet he's constantly got the munchies.

 

[introman]

I have a lot to say about Philly here, but the foot fungus was too much for me. We live in a developed world and this guy manages to gradually turn into the green giant. It's like one of those gross instances that makes you try pressing your finger and thumb against each other, but it also tries not to.

Phil was more healthy and fit living as a homless person in Philadelphia with no tard-check than as a domiciled, "salaried" person out in Portland.

 

[MasterDisaster]

What kills me about the foot fungus infection is the fact he seems to be ignoring it; Phil, the same guy who runs to the Emergency Room cause he's got diarrhea.

 

[AnOminous]

Well pizza is 80% cheese.


You know as a side note one thing that struck me going through these besides wanting to kill myself for seeing Phil's baby dick again. Phil's whole life revolves around an ideology he doesn't understand and things he can't do like bike and draw. Kinda sad. I'm kinda amazed some cult hasn't snapped him up while he was on the streets. He's their kinda people.

Not really. Cults want people with money, and lots of it, or useful skills they can exploit, or who are good looking and charismatic and can recruit other suckers.

Phil has none of this. Phil is completely useless for anything a cult would want. If you knew Phil was a member of some group, you'd stay the fuck away from that group.

 

[MagneticTowels]

Spoiler

 

[introman]

Not really. Cults want people with money, and lots of it, or useful skills they can exploit, or who are good looking and charismatic and can recruit other suckers.

Phil has none of this. Phil is completely useless for anything a cult would want. If you knew Phil was a member of some group, you'd stay the fuck away from that group.

Phil's version of LGBT-ism is pretty cult-like but instead of sucking out the coins in a person's wallet -- they suck out your life and leave you as a disheveled metaphorical living corpse with no friends, family and wider community support.

 

[omori]

I don't consider myself a squeamish person but I'd be lying if I said i didn't gag seeing those feet. Also, can people get mange?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

he seems to be ignoring it; Phil, the same guy who runs to the Emergency Room cause he's got diarrhea

People of interest can have warped priorities. Like Chris will carry hand sanitizer everywhere, but we all know about ...

 

[Positron]

Also, can people get mange?

Yes, but we call it "scabies".

 

[MasterDisaster]

Given that the mold is growing on the same places pretty much on both feet it's clear that Phil is constantly wearing filthy socks and boots indoors. The place is probably pretty humid and let's face it...Phil probably hasn't washed his clothes at all. Also since sweat and other waste is released through the skin it's just collecting inside his rancid boots...and people with high yeast diets have too much yeast in their blood and that can add to it as well. Given what Spuds here likes to eat it's not only responsible for what's happening to his feet but he's actively encouraging it.

 

[Darndirty]

Not really. Cults want people with money, and lots of it, or useful skills they can exploit, or who are good looking and charismatic and can recruit other suckers.

Phil has none of this. Phil is completely useless for anything a cult would want. If you knew Phil was a member of some group, you'd stay the fuck away from that group.

Lots of cults just have people panhandle. You gotta have money of you want a good cult sure but you also need your useful idiots, really expendable, no body will miss kinda idiots.

 

[Twrx]

Lots of cults just have people panhandle. You gotta have money of you want a good cult sure but you also need your useful idiots, really expendable, no body will miss kinda idiots.

Phil thinks he's too good for panhandling in person. Online is a completely different situation though.

 

[MG 620]

why does he leave food on his dirty floors? [see Apartment folder]

 

[AnOminous]

Given that the mold is growing on the same places pretty much on both feet it's clear that Phil is constantly wearing filthy socks and boots indoors. The place is probably pretty humid and let's face it...Phil probably hasn't washed his clothes at all. Also since sweat and other waste is released through the skin it's just collecting inside his rancid boots...and people with high yeast diets have too much yeast in their blood and that can add to it as well. Given what Spuds here likes to eat it's not only responsible for what's happening to his feet but he's actively encouraging it.

Given that he's so grossly obese, he'll probably get diabeetus and at that point, it's only a matter of time before his infected feet rot to the point they have to chop them off.

Lots of cults just have people panhandle. You gotta have money of you want a good cult sure but you also need your useful idiots, really expendable, no body will miss kinda idiots.

Yes, and if those people refuse to do it or come back without the money, they're the fuck out of there. Phil won't even panhandle. That's how fucking useless he is. Not even a cult would want him.