Megathread Phils Photo Dump - An Instagram Megathread

[DykesDykesChina]

The dark netherworld of terminal lolcowism where even the most grizzled SJWs don't dare tread...

 

[MG 620]

Yes, and if those people refuse to do it or come back without the money, they're the fuck out of there. Phil won't even panhandle. That's how fucking useless he is. Not even a cult would want him.

Which is why Greta hasn't invited Phil to join his cult in real life.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

How fucked do your taste buds have to be that you need to put ketchup on everything?

Guess we know that ADF may not always gnaw on a plain block of cheese.

Spoiler

Probably thinks adding ketchup makes it like a pizza cube or something.

 

[AnOminous]

Which is why Greta hasn't invited Phil to join his cult in real life.

Greta's cult is the only one that has any use for him at all, and that's pretty limited. They keep him at arm's length and well out of smelling distance, and his only use to them is sperging and being annoying and somewhat distracting us from Greta itself.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Well I should have known better than to look through all the nightmare fuel pictures, but when in Rome...

 

[anephric]

As aggressively disturbing some of these photos are, I can't fucking stand to look at that photo showing off the dirt under his fingernails.

I'm no germophobe or OCD but goddamn does just seeing that tempt me to bleach my house out of a primitive fear of contamination.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

All that food and not a single Latinx dish in the bunch, quite a lot of Pizza too.

Jarritos counts.

Fuck, I really hope he doesn't ruin Jarritos for me like Chris almost ruined Fanta for me.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Why the fuck would be take some of those pictures? Oh right, :autism:.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Well thanks to that foot pic I don't think I'll ever be hungry or eat ever again.

 

[Trombonista]

Now to take a look at our good friend Phil's eating habits. While we know that his diet consists mainly of cheese and whatever he picks up at Whole Foods, it's painfully apparent that very little effort is put into eating healthy when out and about.

Spoiler: Just a little bit of pizza

None of that pizza looks good. I wouldn't mind him pigging out on pizza if it were good pizza.

Now its time for the main attraction, a rather sizeable trove of selfies and pictures of Phil from over the years, I'll be picking some of my favorites to include behind the spoiler. The rest will be available for perusal in the link provided below.

Spoiler: The best, and the worst, of Spudking

Full album is here.

If I didn't know better, I'd assume all these photos were of a gay man.

 

[m0rnutz]

That's......not how you use a bookcase, you idiot.

 

[on a serious note]

I wasn't kidding about the trench foot. Those look like patches of his soles that are starting to necrotize, the skin begins to separate and de-glove. As the layers of flesh begin to die and slough off, fungus can get in there as well. If left untreated gangrene can set in, which could legit require amputation.

Common in homeless people for obvious reasons. It can sometimes resolve on its own if conditions are improved and the foot kept clean but in his case, yeah he needs to go to a doctor.

 

[AnOminous]

I wasn't kidding about the trench foot. Those look like patches of his soles that are starting to necrotize, the skin begins to separate and de-glove. As the layers of flesh begin to die and slough off, fungus can get in there as well. If left untreated gangrene can set in, which could legit require amputation.

It's like Requiem for a Dream but without the dream.

 

[Flareon]

I don't understand how he can think of himself as female/feminine.
At least the shitty/autistic tattoos let everyone he comes in contact with know that he's fucking insane.
(Just in case the greasy/balding danger hair and shitty drag makeup didn't set off any red flags)
Edit: That fucking foot should've been put under NSFW what the fuck is wrong with you

 

[multiverse]

What also came out while sorting through Phils instagram, is that I have good reason to believe that he's got a foot/boot fetish, atop of his bondage/bdsm, because what other reason is there to have 51 pictures of his feet/boots/shoes on his instagram feed

So I noticed in addition to his many pairs of boot, Phil owns multiples pairs of roller skates, inline skates and ice skates.

Given what people have said about his lack of coordination - that his autism causes him poor spacial awareness to the point that ever learning to ride a bike is impossible, given that he has trouble walking - has he ever used any of his many types of skates? Why would a homeless dude require a pair of ice skates, AND inline skates, AND roller skates? Were they proxies until he could get the bike?

I'm flabbergasted at the sheer amount of SHIT he's managed to purchase while "houseless" (3 pairs of everlast branded boxing gloves??) but the skates flummox me.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I literally did not know people could grow fungus on their bodies that looks like the shit that grows on old loaves of bread you forgot you had

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I literally did not know people could grow fungus on their bodies that looks like the shit that grows on old loaves of bread you forgot you had

With :autism: anything is possible. It's almost as if he is becoming cheese.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I'd forgotten all about this one. How's your life after the great Troon uprising orchestrated by Phil, @Smutley

The fucking bouncing and squeaking in this vid was intense.

Spoiler: The Phil Blames Smutley Video

 

[Sandwichu]

I'd forgotten all about this one. How's your life after the great Troon uprising orchestrated by Phil, @Smutley

The fucking bouncing and squeaking in this vid was intense.

Spoiler: The Phil Blames Smutley Video

Phil really needs to put more effort into the no quarter for KF thing because so far the site has endured many trials.

 

[Ravenor]

Given what people have said about his lack of coordination - that his autism causes him poor spacial awareness to the point that ever learning to ride a bike is impossible, given that he has trouble walking - has he ever used any of his many types of skates? Why would a homeless dude require a pair of ice skates, AND inline skates, AND roller skates? Were they proxies until he could get the bike?

He bizarrely can skate, he can't do it well but he can tard around on them without causing too much harm to himself.