📚 Megathread Phil's weight tracking thread- currently 170

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AnOminous said:
Considering Phil lies and claims to lose weight every time he gains another pound and started out this lie-fest at about 230, he's probably around 250 now.
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judging by the infamous walrus in biker fetish, I would guess that even 230 was a lie, maybe like 265
 
VLAD said:
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Doesnt "plateau effect" only apply to muscle growth?
 
DragoonSierra said:
Doesnt "plateau effect" only apply to muscle growth?
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It applies to both loss of adipose and gain of muscle tissue, men have an especially easy time loosing weight, I think Phil has probably taken to licking mayonase jars thrown away by restreraunts again.
 
Hyperion said:
I never knew that eating out of a dumpster was so fattening.
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He doesn't eat out of dumpsters, like more conscientious and capable homeless people (PROTIP: shit wrapped in plastic is probably okay inside.)

He blows all his tard bucks on Whole Foods cheese blocks and other ridiculous expenditures.

He's that fucking stupid.
 
AnOminous said:
He doesn't eat out of dumpsters, like more conscientious and capable homeless people (PROTIP: shit wrapped in plastic is probably okay inside.)

He blows all his tard bucks on Whole Foods cheese blocks and other ridiculous expenditures.

He's that fucking stupid.
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He also buys expensive vegan pizzas, at least he did when he was with @tweaker the cat . Phil buys for status, thus proving he is a middle class suburban white boy at heart.
 
Psycho said:
If he really cared about status, maybe he'd be more concerned with the fact that he's filthy and living under a bridge.
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That's the statement he wants though; he wants to be the oppressed revolutionary. That and he's too retarded to think ahead is why he couch surfs and sleeps in a storage unit.
 
Maybe it's Amaterasu who is losing weight and Phil wasn't lying after all.

EDIT: Well, Amaterasu IS a lie, but you get what I mean.
 
I know Philomena loves her communism, but I think engaging in a soviet prisoner of war diet is taking things a little too far. That is the only rational (in terms of Phil) explanation I can find for him managing to shed his ham hocks and get himself into the healthy weight range for a man of his height so fast with seemingly such little effort.

Unless it's all bullshit of course.
 
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