📚 Megathread Phil's weight tracking thread- currently 170

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Considering Phil lies and claims to lose weight every time he gains another pound and started out this lie-fest at about 230, he's probably around 250 now.
judging by the infamous walrus in biker fetish, I would guess that even 230 was a lie, maybe like 265
 
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Doesnt "plateau effect" only apply to muscle growth?
 
Doesnt "plateau effect" only apply to muscle growth?
It applies to both loss of adipose and gain of muscle tissue, men have an especially easy time loosing weight, I think Phil has probably taken to licking mayonase jars thrown away by restreraunts again.
 
I never knew that eating out of a dumpster was so fattening.

He doesn't eat out of dumpsters, like more conscientious and capable homeless people (PROTIP: shit wrapped in plastic is probably okay inside.)

He blows all his tard bucks on Whole Foods cheese blocks and other ridiculous expenditures.

He's that fucking stupid.
 
He doesn't eat out of dumpsters, like more conscientious and capable homeless people (PROTIP: shit wrapped in plastic is probably okay inside.)

He blows all his tard bucks on Whole Foods cheese blocks and other ridiculous expenditures.

He's that fucking stupid.
He also buys expensive vegan pizzas, at least he did when he was with @tweaker the cat . Phil buys for status, thus proving he is a middle class suburban white boy at heart.
 
If he really cared about status, maybe he'd be more concerned with the fact that he's filthy and living under a bridge.
That's the statement he wants though; he wants to be the oppressed revolutionary. That and he's too retarded to think ahead is why he couch surfs and sleeps in a storage unit.
 
Maybe it's Amaterasu who is losing weight and Phil wasn't lying after all.

EDIT: Well, Amaterasu IS a lie, but you get what I mean.
 
I know Philomena loves her communism, but I think engaging in a soviet prisoner of war diet is taking things a little too far. That is the only rational (in terms of Phil) explanation I can find for him managing to shed his ham hocks and get himself into the healthy weight range for a man of his height so fast with seemingly such little effort.

Unless it's all bullshit of course.
 
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