Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

clothes in my closet said:
Look how fucking thin his arm is. Its completely straight coming down from his shoulder. It looks like has actually has no shoulder at all. Just a socket. The size of his head in relation to his torso here in some circus shit. Imagine how curved his spine would be if you saw this from the side.


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This is clearly a man who is able to beat an old Mike Tyson in a fight!
 
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Michael Janke said:
lets just keep this thread. since its hasn't been dead for nearly a year.
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You mean like these posts from 4 months ago on this thread?
Corpun said:
Anyone have an idea what all the things Phil suffers from are? Like from a medical angle.

All I can list are gout, nearsightedness or some other eye impairment, alcoholism, obesity, possibly pre-diabetes, muscular atropht, and low T.

Is there anything I am missing
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UncleTusky said:
Adding a few more to your list: If you take Phil at his word he has a back injury, had burns to his face, heartburn/acid reflux, and chronic ear infections. The back injury is a "maybe" because he walks/waddles funny but his explanations of how it happened are mutually incompatible, the burns are obvious BS and the ear infections may be BS because he leaks showed he never saw a doctor for them but heartburn is credible. I suspect he may have vitamin/nutrient deficiencies as well due to his fast-food diet and lack of Vitamin D from being a shutin. He also has weird twitches/tremors in his face, no idea what causes those but a stroke is one possibility. If you want to be petty and twist the knife you could add balding to the list. It's not really an illness but it can be treated by doctors and Phil gets absurdly defensive when people point out his bald spots. Only in the Pigverse could going bald be more of a concern than a possible stroke before age 40.

If we expand the diagnoses to the mental health front he likely has autism, NPD, and paranoia and may have an anxiety disorder. He denies these but has claimed to have depression and to have been put on multiple psych meds in high school because he was stalking a girl.

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Jaundice refers to yellow skin, in the recent unfiltered photo from the main thread he looked pale as a ghost:
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Edit x2: added more sperging.
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Prince Lotor said:
Phil claimed that for several months during the last half of 2017 he was having 'chest pains' and they "just went away on their own so no biggy."

Phil has also self-diagnosed himself with 'high blood pressure' regarding that as well.

During one of the two Phil & Kathy IRL streams Kathy said she has panic attacks and "it sucks, you really feel like you're going to die," and Phil chimed in that he also has 'panic attacks' and related a story about the one time he had one, which was actually just him being afraid for his life because of what a shitty driver he is, and claims that he has 'highway related driving anxiety'.

Phil has brushed the 'enamel layer' off his teeth exposing the sensitive dentin layer. Dentin looks slightly yellowish. This is why Phil makes those angry faces when he eats. For a long time Phil would drink acidic beverages like carbonated energy drinks etc. and he would immediately go vigorously brush his teeth to "brush the sugar off of them", he also immediately brushes his teeth after eating dinner.
The acids in our food and drinks soften the enamel layer on our teeth and if you brush within a half-hour of eating or drinking acidic things the enamel layer is soft enough that you can remove material from it by brushing.
After several years of this brushing behavior Phil talked about how his "teeth fucking HURT" when he would drink soda/energy drinks and had to stop drinking them.
Many people don't want to believe that Phil brushes his teeth, but it is actually something Phil has schedule autism about. Phil thinks he is in "the best dental health of my life" due to his brushing autism, but actually his brushing immediately after dinner and after drinking acidic beverages is what really fucked his teeth so they are in pain a lot.

Phil also still has all four of his 'Wisdom Teeth'. They never erupted above his gum line, meaning they are all likely impacted. Phil says that every 6 months or so they will hurt for several days and then will "go away on it's own". Phil just puts Orajel on them until they stop hurting.

Phil also says he has 'weak lungs' from growing up with his mom chain smoking around him from birth.

This kind of stuff has been gone over and documented in the Dr Phil thread
The Phil's Weird body thread kind of supplanted it, but mostly this thread is more for pointing and laughing at the circus freak than for documenting his medical claims/history and med spurging, so it works.
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豚蜚蠊 said:
Phil, if there's one thing you should cut out of your life, it's that you need to stop drinking so much alcohol. Alcohol is poison, it really cannot be overstated how bad it is for you, especially at the quantities that I suspect you drink it at. The long term consequences of alcoholism are absolutely devastating to a person's quality of life.


1. It causes persistent mood changes via changes to the brain structure, like anxiety and irritability.
2. It causes problems with memory and concentration, and causes brain shrinkage.
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3. It causes insomnia and other sleep concerns.
4. It causes chronic dehydration, which makes your face and belly bloat and changes the pH balance of your saliva. Bacteria thrive in low pH environments, which leads to tooth decay and bad breath.
5. Alcohol consumption decreases testosterone and promotes estrogen production. This is part of why you have such a huge belly and mantits.
6. It causes your hair to become dry, brittle and thin.
7. Alcohol is high in calories but low in nutrients, so you may have a nutrient deficiency.
8. It causes problems in your digestive tract, which can lead to gas, bloating, diarrhea, ulcers or hemorrhoids.
9. Problems in the bedroom. (Phil, we know you didn't fuck Leanna. Was it ED?)

It causes problems for your liver and pancreas and in your circulatory system (remember when detractors brought up your Frank's Sign, Phil?), which can cause the following diseases:
Diabetes, high blood pressure, irregular heartbeat, stroke, heart attack, heart failure, liver disease, pancreatitis.


Who am I kidding though, Phil is probably more likely to keep drinking just out of spite if he reads this.
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clothes in my closet said:
Look how fucking thin his arm is. Its completely straight coming down from his shoulder. It looks like has actually has no shoulder at all. Just a socket. The size of his head in relation to his torso here in some circus shit. Imagine how curved his spine would be if you saw this from the side.


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Lmao It's actually fucking hilarious weird his body is. If I ever saw him walking down the street I would just laugh my ass off.
 
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dipski said:
who wouldn't
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If it meant not having to see his face I get your point.

Sam Fisher said:
Lmao It's actually fucking hilarious weird his body is. If I ever saw him walking down the street I would just laugh my ass off.
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That would never happen because Phil is such a stud he'd get up in your face and try to start something. After all he grew up in a really rough neighborhood and if people talked to him in real life like they do on the internet he'd flatten them.

While in reality he'd run away like a scared little bitch because he's a giant pussy. Supposedly a fan recognized him in Washington and went to say hello and Philthy ran away from the guy thinking it was a detractor.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
If I didn't know who the fuck this was and you told me that this photo was taken in a rural bar in the outskirts of Katowice, I'd believe it. Hell, pre-goutee buzzcut DSP looked like a Polish dude who works in the agricultural sector.
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Pre-goutee Phil strangely reminds me of Captain Ukraine or whatever faggots call Z-man now, just a little fatter.
 
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