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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 33 43.4%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 8 10.5%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 35 46.1%
  • Total voters
    76
Ralph's innocent and the "Believe all Women" crowd is full of psychos bent on trying to ruin a MAN's life. Ralph posted the texts, Deni enjoyed the Ralphameat, she's just bitter after losing whatever argument.

Also Faith kept saying things like "I promise not to publish this" at least 3 times
, then flat out asked, till Deni finally gave her permission. That's some psycho shit. Deni clearly didn't want anything published but you were insistent. Now Deni's been dragged into the Sektur and she's likely getting fucked with by alogs who SWAT Ralph. If Faith really wanted to "own" Ralph she wouldn't publish anything and let Deni deal with this privately. Deni clearly doesn't have anything on Ralph because she's not even sure she has anything to bring to authorities.

Ralph, I'm on team Stand Your Ground. This is too important. Instead of letting history repeat itself you will take a stand here and now. Your children will see this as the time you took fate into your own hands. Going back to the US is what those harpies want.
 
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Does he really need to leave? Are the Mexicans seriously going around killing somebody every time a whore files a hurt feelings report?

Itā€™s not like sheā€™s mutilated and heā€™s actually hurting their bottom line.
 
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Devout Muslim said:
Does he really need to leave? Are the Mexicans seriously going around killing somebody every time a whore files a hurt feelings report?

Itā€™s not like sheā€™s mutilated and heā€™s actually hurting their bottom line.
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Yeah the fact that people are immideatly assuming the girl has cartel conenctions is silly and complete speculation, atleast i haven't seen any evidence of it.
Acting like he has a fucking bounty on his head is retarded.

With that being said, she might have some male relatives that want to give him a stern talking to, or she'll file a police report, either one is obviously bad news for the gunt.
 
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Pantsuela knows people.... Not the kinda people who turn your asshole isnside out and let a chihuahua chew on it before setting you on fire, no. Something even worse. A halfway literate law Student who knows just to Mail the right Person to reheat his papertrail
 
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Let me be a bit autistic and correct you, that scene you are talking about is from Predator.
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Correct, but I would like to see Jersh and Ralph recreate the final confrontation between Matrix and Bennett in Commando. Question is, which one will don the iconic chainmail vest?
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Tiny Chinaman said:
Hes a real idiot for not renouncing his citizenship.
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He legally has no grounds to renounce his citizenship. It isn't as easy as saying "I am no longer an American." Renouncing US citizenship is an intentionally long and complicated process that requires an attorney to properly complete. Additionally, one of the requirements is being a citizen of another country.
 
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JazzHandsMcFeelz said:
Yeah the fact that people are immideatly assuming the girl has cartel conenctions is silly and complete speculation, atleast i haven't seen any evidence of it.
Acting like he has a fucking bounty on his head is retarded.

With that being said, she might have some male relatives that want to give him a stern talking to, or she'll file a police report, either one is obviously bad news for the gunt.
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Well Ralph kept saying last night that she has connections to politicians and judges in Mexico. I'm sure that's true given her line of work. Without a doubt some of those contacts have criminal connections.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Costa Rica or Colombia
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Both of those are also like a 3 hour flight from/to Florida and only the later one has a robust hooker economy.
And I don't know much about Meheeko but I'm sure Ralph isn't near the border where most of the cartel activity happens, he's near the impact site of thingy that killed the dinosaurs.
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IDK maybe it was the coping part of my brain wanting Ralph to survive so he can do a stream talking about his time living in Merida, if it's worth going and recommending some places.
But then I remember who he is and that he probably didn't go to clubs at all, getting all his info on the place online as well as his hookers (and the gigolo for pantsu) and I wouldn't get any useful insight at all.
 
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JAKL II said:
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Tweet: https://twitter.com/FaithVickers01/status/1752122006672380213
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PIGGERTITS PUT HANDS ON HER.. OH BOY. THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING.

EDIT: MORE INCOMING :story::story::story:
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:null: Faith has published a video recording of their exchange.

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EDIT 3: Added Ralphs Twitter Space where he is a scared bitch.

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Ralph has Lucky. If she were a familiar or friend with a Local narco, he Will be stream the last killstream in "El Blog del Narco"
 
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