🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Rage Pig]

Did he sit on his cap and popped a bloody hemorrhoid?

 

[4090 Chad]

If he actually makes it to Minnesota, he's going to turn the hearing into a spectacle.

It's funny how Rekieta was so smug about this omnibus not being televised, but in true Ralph fashion, that "W" was followed by an equally large L when the Gunt decided he would waddle over to Minnesota to make his public embarrassment an even larger and more embarrassing spectacle than would be otherwise. Suffah Crackets!

 

[Corporal Lewis]

the ralphamale twitted my fucking tipples

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

Did he sit on his cap and popped a bloody hemorrhoid?
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Niggers and by extension wiggers leave stickers and sometimes tags on stuff like Sports merch.

 

[Sammich]

It should go without saying but we all know he’s 100% not drug free. He’s so addicted to benzodiazepines that he’d die unless he tapered off. Considering his actions on livestream over the last month and a half, I sincerely doubt he’s tapered off the xannyberries.

The sad thing about this, there was a stretch there of a couple months where he was actually clean. He got clean, and that's no small feat, but he clearly relapsed. If Ralph wasn't a piece of shit, I'd feel almost sad for him.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Niggers and by extension wiggers leave stickers and sometimes tags on stuff like Sports merch.

That's exactly what it is. It's either the sticker or a stain from leaving the sticker. Very niggerish behaviour for a 25$ hat.

 

[moocow]

Dude's making a big mistake getting piss drunk at an airport for an overnight stay waiting for a flight. Okay he's made a lot of mistakes, but one of the biggest is to ruin a perfectly good opportunity for overnight people-watching at an airport by getting shit-faced. That shit is fun and you get the most from it by being sober. Granted he's the type you normally watch during an overnight stay, but c'mon ... there's so much fun to have at an airport at night and he's wasting the chance to enjoy it.

ETA:

If he actually makes it to Minnesota, he's going to turn the hearing into a spectacle.

They won't let him into the building. It'll already be a spectacle so they'll be paying closer attention for troublemakers, and he's too loud-mouthed and conspicuous to have any chance of getting inside. He can't hold it together long enough to get through security, and that's assuming he doesn't make an ass of himself in the parking lot enough to get banned before he even gets to the front door.

Does TSA allow him to just bring shitloads of Xanax into the country since he’s got a Mexican “prescription” from a “pharmacist”?

Ah, to be a fly on the wall when he tries to go through US customs with that shit. He's got obvious tell-tale signs of being high or drunk, and a flight won't be enough for it to wear off, so he's going to try to go through wearing sunglasses and trying to suppress mild withdrawals symptoms (or signs of tweaking/whatever). They're trained to look for that, and they love searching tweakers and drunks. And no, a Mexican prescription for a tightly-controlled substance won't count for much for an American citizen trying to re-enter. At a minimum, they'll confiscate it, and at most they'll charge him for trafficking.

I'd love to see the footage of that interaction.

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

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That ain't a THREAT, THATS A PROMISE KIWI FARMS!

 

[Lidl Drip]

Can Ralph afford a hotel or does he think he can just rock up at Nick's house and sleep on the couch?

The hotels in the area are almost all around $100 or more a night, that seems a bit outside of Ralphs budget for several nights.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Can Ralph afford a hotel or does he think he can just rock up at Nick's house and sleep on the couch?

I know there's a Rekieta house in Willmar occupied by a single woman who has a history of jumping between washed up Internet streamers. Maybe his plan is to saddle up a new horse in Minnesota and ride off into the sunet.

 

[4090 Chad]

Can Ralph afford a hotel or does he think he can just rock up at Nick's house and sleep on the couch?

The hotels in the area are almost all around $100 or more a night, that seems a bit outside of Ralphs budget for several nights.

Ralph worships black cock. I always assumed he was going to shack up with Drexel.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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That ain't a THREAT, THATS A PROMISE KIWI FARMS!

Brass knuckles now? Going full mall ninja trying to act like a bad ass now. Why don’t you threaten people with a katana you picked up from the mall next time piggy!

Spoiler: Whomp whomp

Can’t stop what’s coming Ralph

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

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T / A

Violence (or attempts at it) are so due bro.

 

[Vibralldo]

If he actually makes it to Minnesota, he's going to turn the hearing into a spectacle.

If only the hearing was livestreamed, we could have avoided this.

Fortunately, they'll have learned their lesson for next time. Thanks, for the help, Ralph!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Are we supposed to care if he goes or not? Why does he keep saying that?

 

[popsoda]

"It would be very foolish for someone to try to physically attack me"
Didn't that already happen, with Ralph ending up on the ground?

 

[Truly Rural]

Can Ralph afford a hotel or

It's another one of his needless expenses. He still yapps about how trip to Rome was expensive occasionally and how it "set him back" financially. While Rome clearly was a LOT more exp than he went on it when he felt his pockets were deep enough to afford it. He will feel the financial impact of this trip for a long time as well, only now he is accustomed to poverty. So no he can't afford it, but BY GHAWD he will!

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Can't wait for Ralph's Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome arc. Couldn't happen to a nicer fellow.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernicke%E2%80%93Korsakoff_syndrome

 

[HackerX]

He's gonna fuck this up so hard. I'm willing to bet he'll get so drunk he sleeps through it. If he even gets there, he's going to get thrown right out because all he smells like is booze, BO and desperation. He's going to conveniently "forget" his knife like a bitch, even he knows he can't really go through with that. Always all bark and no bite from this mutt.

I won't be shocked if he gets legitimately stranded somewhere. My theory is he'll end up homeless drunkenly roaming the streets. Is that time now?

If he actually makes it to Minnesota, he's going to turn the hearing into a spectacle.

Rikieta is laughably fucked in this situation. Ralph can't help himself and telling him to stop only exacerbates the problem.

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That ain't a THREAT, THATS A PROMISE KIWI FARMS!

Every time Ralph has had a physical confrontation, it's resulted in him looking like a bitch. Please try to last longer than your last fist fight, Ralph. Don't let another Portugal (first or second visit) happen again.

Can Ralph afford a hotel or does he think he can just rock up at Nick's house and sleep on the couch?

The hotels in the area are almost all around $100 or more a night, that seems a bit outside of Ralphs budget for several nights.

Staying at Nick's is assumed, lol. Nick knows he can't deny the Ralphamale, or face the wrath of the ragepig.

Are we supposed to care if he goes or not? Why does he keep saying that?

Because Ralph is a narcissistic retard. Outside of pillstreams, his best content involves being in the public with a contested environment. Even his "threat" of facedoxing people is meaningless because no one will care unless they are hideous monstrosities (possible) or somehow linked to some other freakshow stuff. Really, would it bother anyone to have their face on camera for 5 seconds for the opportunity to make piggy squeal?

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

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All of those times that I got my ass beat were FRADULENT you fuckin alog