🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[oopsie doodle]

You can't avoid the atomic wedgie coming to you, faggot!

You know, his underpants have to have a ton of material, relatively speaking (his circumference being disproportionate to his trivial height). I bet two or three sturdy kiwis could yank them up from his battleship of an ass over the top of that rotten, googly-eyed melon of a head.

I hope for his sake that he doesn't get to the courthouse; it would surely traumatize onlookers to see a lard sphere stumbling around on spindly cushing's syndrome legs, blinded by his sailcloth underwear (with a brown racing stripe running the full aft length of it) and squealing all Deliverance-like.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I cant stop laughing at that picture of Ralph with his baseball shirt on

He really does look like he's pushing 65

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Don't know about that, thoughts? (A)
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As has been pointed out many, many times here before, you don't just quit xanax at his level, it's medical detox or death.

He's always on pills, and none of his bullshit cope makes a difference

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I don't know if anyone has already pointed this out but many drunks will chug coffee when they need to go and drive or appear more sober.

 

[Tofu Dust]

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Aww, can't take the heat, Ralph? I thought you were an alpha male. Only faggot bitches block people that completely owned them in every argument. Keep crying into the booze and pill bottles, maybe you'll be a real woman one day.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

Ralph has finally changed his shirt. Congrats to the people on his flight who won't have to deal with Ralph wearing the same shirt for 24+ hours.

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I'm not sure I folow the below retort from Ralph;

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Serious question- does Ralph even watch baseball?

Why is he rooting for Mexico City and not Merida's Team? Filthy fucking casual. Dude could probably buy season tickets for what he's paying in airport food and flights this week.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Ralph continues reading his thread:

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Ethan Ralph (cock aficionado): "I am not impressed by Josh Moon's cock!"

Thank you, cock aficionado.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

You know, his underpants have to have a ton of material, relatively speaking

Don't try this irl folks, Ralph is a self-professed commando conneuseur. (ie no underwear) Another unfortunate trait he shares with Balldoman.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Why is this big fat gay homosexual baby with quadruple titties and a bifurcated gunt talking about another man's penis again?
He's now envisioning another man procreating? Ewwwww.
Very homosexual behaviour.

If you don't film it, post it as revenge porn to own your childbride ex and then have it immortalized on Kiwifarms forever, did you even have sex? The answer is no. Everyone except Ralph is a virgin incel.

 

[Null]

Ralph doesn't have the smarts to get there on time. He can't do it.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Nigga gonna have to rent a uhaul to drive to the courthouse because normal rentals can’t support that much weight

 

[Vect]

The g(a)untlet has been thrown down

This is gonna be a 'work' isn't it.

Like he'll have a whole day to drink himself into a stupor at the airport, he'll sleep through his boarding time or make a scene at the gate, half a week will pass and then it'll be another video of him back in his hovel looking like a moldy Santa crowing about pulling a fast one over Pee-Pee Farms and that no-dick Jog Plotter Moob. Like I can't envision him allowed in an aircraft in that state.

 

[Tofu Dust]

This is gonna be a 'work' isn't it.

Like he'll have a whole day to drink himself into a stupor at the airport, he'll sleep through his boarding time or make a scene at the gate, half a week will pass and then it'll be another video of him back in his hovel looking like a moldy Santa crowing about pulling a fast one over Pee-Pee Farms and that no-dick Jog Plotter Moob. Like I can't envision him allowed in an aircraft in that state.

I don't know how Ralph is gonna handle an L this big, considering how puny he is. If he doesn't make it he's gonna look so retarded.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph has taken off his new shirt....because he views it as courtroom attire.



It's unclear if he's put the old shirt he wore for 24+ hours back on, put a different third shirt on, or intends to try to board his flight while shirtless.

 

[HackerX]

Serious question- does Ralph even watch baseball?

Why is he rooting for Mexico City and not Merida's Team? Filthy fucking casual. Dude could probably buy season tickets for what he's paying in airport food and flights this week.

No, he's a bandwagonner for every sport.
NFL: Kansas City
MLB: Yankees
NBA: Idk, the Lakers prolly?
NCAAF: Alabama
NHL: Too much of a wigger to watch

Funnily enough, I doubt he's even been to an NFL game, which makes his seething at Papa Feet Morris even more ridiculous. He's the worst, most obnoxious type of sports fan and needs to go back to gambling on Indonesian female tennis matches. Wait, he can't do that anymore (too poor)

Nigga gonna have to rent a uhaul to drive to the courthouse because normal rentals can’t support that much weight

LOL, that may be the only way he can rent a vehicle. I'm not even joking.

 

[Oxous]

Apparently Ralph is having trouble now deciding if he wants to loiter outside the courthouse and stick his camera in random people's faces, or if he wants to go inside and... do what? Serve as moral support for Rekieta?

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[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Apparently Ralph is having trouble now deciding if he wants to loiter outside the courthouse and stick his camera in random people's faces, or if he wants to go inside and... do what? Serve as moral support for Rekieta?
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Again, nobody cares. Are his head mates kiwi farmers and claiming they'll stop him? Nobody else is saying anything like that. We actually want you to go retard.

 

[800 Chupacabras]

Apparently Ralph is having trouble now deciding if he wants to loiter outside the courthouse and stick his camera in random people's faces, or if he wants to go inside and... do what? Serve as moral support for Rekieta?
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He is almost certainly going to face-doxx some poor, random soul going in to do normal business, like registering to vote or getting a car title.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Ralph doesn't have the smarts to get there on time. He can't do it.

Perhaps if he were to rent a high speed method of transport, like a motorcycle…

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Again, nobody cares. Are his head mates kiwi farmers and claiming they'll stop him? Nobody else is saying anything like that. We actually want you to go retard.

I want to know exactly what he thinks the great plan and the motivation for it is. So far I've seen people encouraging him to go, doubting he'll make it because he's an idiot and threatening to give him a wedgie. These are all the actions of people who really want him to show up and watch Rackets have to deal with something terrible in his life.

My pet theory is that he's preparing a cope for having to live in the airport because his tin shack fell over.