🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 325 92.6%

  • Total voters
    351
JOKES ON YOU BISH ONLY THE FINEST ACCOMODATIONS WILL DO FOR THE RALPHAMALE

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It's comfy bish
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I don't see any reason to stop at an atomic wedgie. If enough people show up all the classical bullying techniques are on the table. Give him a swirly, shoot spitballs at him, lock him in a bathroom stall, and of course the pièce de résistance... the pink belly.

Just imagine Ralph squealing while several deranged forum members slap his gunt while chanting, "PINK BELLY! PINK BELLY! PINK BELLY!"
 
I don't see any reason to stop at an atomic wedgie. If enough people show up all the classical bullying techniques are on the table. Give him a swirly, shoot spitballs at him, lock him in a bathroom stall, and of course the pièce de résistance... the pink belly.

Just imagine Ralph squealing while several deranged forum members slap his gunt while chanting, "PINK BELLY! PINK BELLY! PINK BELLY!"
I have suggestion for appropriate outfit for the occasion:

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Literally nobody is trying to stop you from going dude. Just like YOU can't stop ME from going to top golf! I'm gonna go faggot and you can't stop me! You're so owned!
Oh. No. Ralph. Please. Stop. Stop. Pwning. Kiwi Farms. Oh. It's. So. Humiliating. We. Can't. Keep. Taking. These. Ls. We're. So. Felted.

(I'm going to go play my guitar. Try and stop  that, bish!)
 
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