🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Drama Trauma]

JOKES ON YOU BISH ONLY THE FINEST ACCOMODATIONS WILL DO FOR THE RALPHAMALE

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It's comfy bish

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Everything Ralph writes I read in PPP's immaculate Ralph impression

He does a better Ralph voice than Ralph.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I don't see any reason to stop at an atomic wedgie. If enough people show up all the classical bullying techniques are on the table. Give him a swirly, shoot spitballs at him, lock him in a bathroom stall, and of course the pièce de résistance... the pink belly.

Just imagine Ralph squealing while several deranged forum members slap his gunt while chanting, "PINK BELLY! PINK BELLY! PINK BELLY!"

 

[Guntkvd]

I talked to judge and turns out he's a big Killstream fan. He said he'll let Rekieta go and give that pedophile Joshua John Potter Moon (whose dick doesn't work) an electric chair.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

I can only imagine how fucking livid Rackets is right now that Ralph is planning on attending. Ralph would lose it on just a sheer suggestion from Nick that he shouldn't come to the courthouse.

 

[Drama Trauma]

I don't see any reason to stop at an atomic wedgie. If enough people show up all the classical bullying techniques are on the table. Give him a swirly, shoot spitballs at him, lock him in a bathroom stall, and of course the pièce de résistance... the pink belly.

Just imagine Ralph squealing while several deranged forum members slap his gunt while chanting, "PINK BELLY! PINK BELLY! PINK BELLY!"

I have suggestion for appropriate outfit for the occasion:

 

[Concentrate Juice]

I can't wait for the courtroom footage that includes ralph drunkenly hollerin' about Josh Moon in the background

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I can't wait for the courtroom footage that includes ralph drunkenly hollerin' about Josh Moon in the background

“Yaaah honah ah abjet ah want it as ah matta ahph puhblak ahpinyins dat Jooshwa Moooonnn hasss a broke dick”

 

[GettrGriftr]

Literally nobody is trying to stop you from going dude. Just like YOU can't stop ME from going to top golf! I'm gonna go faggot and you can't stop me! You're so owned!

Oh. No. Ralph. Please. Stop. Stop. Pwning. Kiwi Farms. Oh. It's. So. Humiliating. We. Can't. Keep. Taking. These. Ls. We're. So. Felted.

(I'm going to go play my guitar. Try and stop  that, bish!)

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

“Yaaah honah ah abjet ah want it as ah matta ahph puhblak ahpinyins dat Jooshwa Moooonnn hasss a broke dick”

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Holy Fuck! Ralph might get turned away at Customs looking like that. That looks painful.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Holy Fuck! Ralph might get turned away at Customs looking like that. That looks painful.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph continues reading his thread:

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Why is this big fat gay homosexual baby with quadruple titties and a bifurcated gunt talking about another man's penis again?
He's now envisioning another man procreating? Ewwwww.
Very homosexual behaviour.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Well sheesh, I think we know where Ralph's staying now!
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It’s the only type of accommodation Ralph can afford. Plus there would be trash burgers aplenty. Winning.

“Yaaah honah ah abjet ah want it as ah matta ahph puhblak ahpinyins dat Jooshwa Moooonnn hasss a broke dick”

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He really is a monster lol. His poor children must be so frightened of his appearance.

 

[Kopaka_99]

“Yaaah honah ah abjet ah want it as ah matta ahph puhblak ahpinyins dat Jooshwa Moooonnn hasss a broke dick”

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God, please let this stupid bastard make a fool of himself in a courtroom. If he even makes it there I mean.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

“Yaaah honah ah abjet ah want it as ah matta ahph puhblak ahpinyins dat Jooshwa Moooonnn hasss a broke dick”

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I take it back, turn back on the grey scale filter!

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

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That's some mighty fine looking corn in the background.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph has finally changed his shirt. Congrats to the people on his flight who won't have to deal with Ralph wearing the same shirt for 24+ hours.


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I'm not sure I folow the below retort from Ralph;


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[Cringestorian X]

BISHMADE

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[MadStan]

Ralph clamoring KF will try and stop him - oh contrary my Piggie, we are dying to see you turn up drunk and wasted at court.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Don't know about that, thoughts? (A)