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He really really wants to impress Dox Moon.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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I heard Ali Alexander might go to the hearing, maybe Ralph needs to actually show what it takes to be a cat boy again (sexually)
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Every time I think about Ralph showing up to the county courthouse and dealing with courthouse security/court bailiff, I think back to his "confrontation" at The Blaze offices in Dallas, where the Ralphamale bowed and scraped before that porn-stached, uniformed beta man (yes, sir, yes, sir, may I stand out in the street to stream with my selfie-stick, sir, please don't call the cops on me, sir), and then went all rage-piggy ("Sad! Pathetic!") once the big, tough security guard was safely back inside.
I want that again.
I want that again.
So is his hoping Rackets pulls out some coke for a few rails between old friends.
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- Feb 25, 2023
Stop talking about dicks, you fuckin homo
Squawk Sankofa
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Does Ralph know this is just a hearing? Does he think he's going to attend a trial?
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- Mar 9, 2022
Perhaps Ralph is trying to bring Dick to Minnesota as well so he could crash with him at a hotel.
For Ralph's xannied out mind, it some sort of crusade against Broke Dick Farms. I hope he live streams the entire thing.
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He doesn't know, and he doesn't care. All he knows is that Josh wanted it recorded/streamed, so he's going to go see it just because Null can't. Pure, malevolent, self-destructive spite.
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- Oct 8, 2015
Can someone go through Ralph's twitter and count how many times total Ralph has brought up Nulls penis? The man cannot stop himself form obsessing over it.
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Poor Ralph. He wants to meet his hero, Null, so bad. All the man wants to do is go to a doctor's office and look at each other's ding-a-lings for a while.
Just pay a Mexican to be your Null for a night, good buddy.
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Josh Moon doesn't even pay child support to two different baby mommas after multiple failed public relationships! Weird! Why doesn't he hate women? Strange!
Douglas Mortimer
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Everything Ralph writes I read in PPP's immaculate Ralph impression
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The day of the turbo wedgie is coming.
Any attempts to alter your fate are futile.
Any attempts to alter your fate are futile.
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>Instead, you are a sexless incel who still weirdly white knights women. STRANGE!
Here is how Ethan Ralph would define "white knighting women."
- Not swinging at them while you're drunk behind a movie theater
- Not cheating on them repeatedly
- Not picking them up from high school
- Not posting revenge porn of yourself huffing shit from their ass
- Not knocking them up and leaving them to raise your children alone
- Not going to Portugal and threatening to rape your ex-cohost's sister
- Not dragging them to a foreign country to dodge services for court summons
- Not paying Mexicans to fuck them in the ass
- Not threatening to kill them if they don't clean up your piss bottles
- Not forcing them to raise your kid in filth
- Not posting revenge porn once they leave you... again
- Not threatening to jack off on their relatives' graves because a coked up lawyer told them it was okay
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When he's in grovel-mode, he truly believes everything is hunky dory because he needs it to be, almost always for a selfish reason. It's the same reason he's blind to his own hippocracy.
No theory of mind outside of what goes on in the ragepig mind, because his brain can't comprehend abstract thought. And you know which two groups of people that trait is most prominent? White trash and niggers. He double dipped that chip.
Douglas Mortimer
kiwifarms.net
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I'm ready for a healthy dose of "haha" "btw" and my personal favorite "if you'd like to know the truth about it"
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Assuming he's going to Tijuana, there is a Mexicana flight at 7:30pm and VivaAerobus and Volaris flights about two hours after that. It's 6pm right now.
Ralph has uploaded video number five.
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Ralph has uploaded video number five.
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You can't avoid the atomic wedgie coming to you, faggot!
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Literally nobody is trying to stop you from going dude. Just like YOU can't stop ME from going to top golf! I'm gonna go faggot and you can't stop me! You're so owned!