🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MeltyTW]

i dont think this guy will be asking for much more input from "da hayterz" aka the ralphalogs (yes he tried to brand that at one point) aka the alogs aka the loser trolls. i know you guys read this you guys ever want to hear from us hit me up ive had dozens of you guys complain i talk too much so dont worry about the bother. hell because of ralph i probably have your name and number, we can talk irl to people you know about your love of sex offenders and scat pornography and donating to a bbc cuck porn paypig.

edit go ahead ralph cap this and let the pigs know how your dumbass got them doxed, i dare you. you can also explain why youre refusing to cancel their payment plans on a nonfunctioning site that might ruin their lives, come on you know you want the optics win.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

When he gets audited they will either instantly deny the claim or they will prorate the cost of his hotel for the actual length of the stream (business meeting) so 4 hours out of a week will be an eligible expense.

Really saving like $50 bucks there Ralph

He can’t stream from his basement room in the guesthouse (no private bathroom, he’s sharing with strangers). It’s two floors below street level according to Ralph. There are no valid write-offs on this trip, but I hope he tries to defraud the IRS anyway.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Two levels below the street is exactly where guys like Ralph belong.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Two levels below the street is exactly where guys like Ralph belong.

Ralph is going to come back as a believer in Tartarian Mudflood theory. Might take advantage of the TRS-Paranormies split to get Paranormies to drop dirt on TRS because Mike sent out a memo naming Ralph as a persona non grata (just tards like Dingo and Rand didn't get the memo)

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

It's not really surprising that he's totally bored out of his mind with nothing to do.

Spoiler: autism on why being a fat fuck like Ralph in Europe sucks

Ralph trying to visit Europe generally is a physiologically disastrous proposition--morbidly obese burgers who have never left the US seem to be oblivious to the fact that urban civilisation on and off our continent significantly predates the modern era. Most of our shit wasn't built with cars in mind. The US is so large and sprawling that everyone is accustomed to driving everywhere for everything there, but that's not normal anywhere in Europe. If you live in a city or town in Europe you're typically gonna be walking to wherever you need to go and only really driving if you're going between cities, and even then it's also often viable to instead walk to your local train station, get on a train and avoid the whole parking problem later.

I wonder if this fat bastard knows how to ride a bicycle.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wonder if this fat bastard knows how to ride a bicycle.

If so, he does it about as well as Fat Fuck on a Bike Eric Hites (masterful OP and great thread BTW). By that I mean his tires look like tacos within seconds of him mounting the seat.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Walter Wide

"SAY MAH NAEM"
Hindenburg.
"YER GAHDAMN RIGHT, BITCH"

 

[The Good Nigger]

Foreigners are just jelly of the Ralphamale and his life of opulence:
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I literally do anything I want to do in this life.

You know, this is really true. Ralph truly does anything he wants. No restraint, no class, no matter if it's low or stupid. He wants to do it - he does it, irregardless of consequence to himself or, especially, others.

Like a dog on the street. When it wants to eat, it will go for a dumpster, no matter if it gives him worms and makes him sick. When it wants to sleep, it lays right there in dirt, not caring it will get dirty. When it wants to fuck, it mounts flee infested bitch in heat, unconcerned he's gonna get flees too.

Pure animal, no planning, no long-term thinking. Consumption, immediate gratification, self-indulgence.

Which is how you become alcoholic, obese and addicted.


On unrelated note, when Ralph said "Killstream World Tour", I expected, you know, fucking stream from Portugal. Yet, last video on the Odysee channel is from 4 days ago, about two pedophiles arguing.

Did Gunt announce or planned *anything*?

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

You know, this is really true. Ralph truly does anything he wants. No restraint, no class, no matter if it's low or stupid. He wants to do it - he does it, irregardless of consequence to himself or, especially, others.

Like a dog on the street. When it wants to eat, it will go for a dumpster, no matter if it gives him worms and makes him sick. When it wants to sleep, it lays right there in dirt, not caring it will get dirty. When it wants to fuck, it mounts flee infested bitch in heat, unconcerned he's gonna get flees too.

Pure animal, no planning, no long-term thinking. Consumption, immediate gratification, self-indulgence.

Which is how you become alcoholic, obese and addicted.


On unrelated note, when Ralph said "Killstream World Tour", I expected, you know, fucking stream from Portugal. Yet, last video on the Odysee channel is from 4 days ago, about two pedophiles arguing.

Did Gunt announce or planned *anything*?

He was cucked by his living situation in Lisbon and doesn't have the ability to do so but he's hoping a Vodaphone hotspot will work! Not like he chose cheap lodgings or anything.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If ever there was a place for Ralph the bitchmade pussy to test IRL TTS streaming, boring-ass Lisbon in winter would be the place. But no, he has to sit on his fat ass scouring KF and Twitter all day. I’m sure he’s too afraid to let people hear how he huffs and puffs while trying to walk three feet up a one degree incline.

 

[Keranu]

Did Gunt announce or planned *anything*?

He announced a documentary of all things, presumably to own Warski. Sadly I'd like to see that if Ralph wasn't a lazy sack of shit. He hasn't mentioned it since he was in Richmond.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He announced a documentary of all things, presumably to own Warski. Sadly I'd like to see that if Ralph wasn't a lazy sack of shit. He hasn't mentioned it since he was in Richmond.

Sam Hyde’s idubbbz documentary would have been so much funnier with Ralph instead of Ian.

 

[AltisticRight]

Second heart attack incoming, bros.
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Ralph, most people have been to a European city. A lot of them were build around hills and have steep streets. You're not special.

To be fair, I'm sure most of his simps don't leave the basement, never mind the country. So I guess it's an informative message for them.

"Impossible", really?
Oh what a surprise, an ancient city that predates the invention of cars wasn't planned for cars and mobility scooters, how anti-American of them!

Hope he never visits one of those ancient cities in China, whichever Long Wang would have a hard time to

in those tricycles.

He'll need one of these to waddle his way up to a mountain. That's before the odour of the Ralphamale overwhelm them and they throw him down the stairs, causing another earthquake.

 

[Farglemark]

Hey, it looks like Ralph is having a blast of a time in Portugal! That midlife crisis you are going through is going to get so much worse when you are back in the shit of it.

 

[Truly Rural]

Steep street? Wow ! Jump on a tram Gunty, do not attempt to walk uphill without your cardiologist explicitly permitting you to do so. And do not go to San Francisco without mobility scooter.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Steep street? Wow ! Jump on a tram Gunty, do not attempt to walk uphill without your cardiologist explicitly permitting you to do so. And do not go to San Francisco without mobility scooter.

It's alright, he's got a nitroglycerin script no to clear up any chest pains he might have. He's as healthy as a fat fuck can be.

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

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Hey, it looks like Ralph is having a blast of a time in Portugal! That midlife crisis you are going through is going to get so much worse when you are back in the shit of it.

A fedora, because he wasn't embarrassing enough

 

[Arealsomalipirate]

Ralph is going to come back as a believer in Tartarian Mudflood theory. Might take advantage of the TRS-Paranormies split to get Paranormies to drop dirt on TRS because Mike sent out a memo naming Ralph as a persona non grata (just tards like Dingo and Rand didn't get the memo)

Kind of off topic but relevant to your post, Rand called into Mike and Warren’s show this week and didn’t sound nearly as spergy and in regard to the paranormies split it seems that dingo’s show is no longer on their site. So it anybody's guess what fuckery is amuck over there.

 

[SimoHayha]

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Delusions of grandeur are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, wealthy, or otherwise very powerful.

"You think you're hot shit in a glass but really you're cold diarrhea in a dixie cup!"

 

[Insanely Retarded]

He really went all in with the fedora, I guess it was to be expected, he is a morbidly obese neckbeard with an overinflated ego, the only thing missing is the atheism, but he can't really do it without pissing off his remaining audience so I guess this is it for now.

Also the only way he's getting into all these places is with the covid pass, so I guess it's finally confirmed, Ralph took the vaccine after his mother died.