🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AnOminous]

At First I was like...
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1337124454154035203

Gee isn't there a word for claiming you have sordid details of someone else's life and will reveal them unless they comply with your demands?

 

[Procrastinhater]

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twitter / archive > https://archive.md/lQNh3 (idk why linking doesn't work)

Ralph responded directly to you. It is really fascinating how much he is now directly communicating with us... why don't you just log into your account, Ralph? You'd think after the what.. 10 years of you being a lolcow now you'd have learned that responding to the "haydurs" is a bad idea. I guess he really has no tardwranglers left, only people like Nick and Dick who encourage him to sperg out for their own amusement. This "leaning into it" thing he has been doing is very strange. I guess I am glad that Ralph is embracing his cowdom. It's true that he has no other content anymore.

Because we're his only friends.
Everyone that's forced to interact with Ralph for more than a few minutes walks away feeling grossed out, irritated, and wondering why they can still smell the Gunt sweat on their clothes, if it wasn't for us Ralph would have no one to talk to.
What else is he gonna do, spend time with his new baby?

 

[Puck]

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So you're just going to the event as an attendee then? Wtf is "special" about it lol...

I'm sure the alcoholic, gambling addict, whore monger with multiple baby mommas is a genuine attendee of tard con

 

[Pisstrooper]

VS UPDATE:
In response to that tweet, someone mentioned Ralph clearly flagging down GhostPolitics' twitter account and this is what Ralph had to say:
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So Ralph is butthurt that despite Ghost speaking in his defense (in the backwards, troll-ish way Ghost did), he refused to come on the Killstream (biggest in da sektor baybee!). So Ghost can get fucked!

Ralph's retarded, BPD stance kinda ignores the fact that afaik, Ghost has never went on anyone's show, ever. But I guess since he didn't kneel and kiss grandpappy's ring betwixt guntflaps, he's not a real supporter. I knew Ralph was a bitch, but wow. Only plus side to this is that I hope in 6 months when Ghost finally streams again, he'll sperg out about this...

Christ Ralph....

He is such a consistent ragepig and so universally hostile to any perceived slight, at this point I can't even imagine what a positive relationship with Ralph would have to look like for him to not eventually spaz out. Maybe a pet, but even a dog wouldn't meet his standards. He could get a goldfish and just enjoy watching it and knowing it respects the Ralphamale.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Jokes on you fuckers. it's a style
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https://archive.ph/HxBpp

Also, what do you call it when the stalkee stalks the stalkers?

Ralph, I don't believe for a second that you can properly fit that hat on your Easter island head. Prove us wrong if only for a second. You won't, cause you can't. The hat is way too small.

Also, it's hilarious that you pretend to be an authority on fashion when you are a fat midget, walking around Lisbon in compression socks and carrying a cheap Nike women's purse. We all saw the way the Europeans were looking at you, they were disgusted.

You've been a shut in your entire life and you should keep it that way. You look like a literal circus freak, especially when you take off your sunglasses.

 

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He is such a consistent ragepig and so universally hostile to any perceived slight, at this point I can't even imagine what a positive relationship with Ralph would have to look like for him to not eventually spaz out. Maybe a pet, but even a dog wouldn't meet his standards.

One perceived slight and that dog would get the oven in a heartbeat.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

There is no excuse for that hat it just makes him look retarded, at least the Kid Diddler hat was theoretically a jab at someone, what's the point of this? Maybe some variation of "AH CAN WEAR AN EXTRA SMALL HAT BITCH MATTER OF FACT IT'S MAKING ME A LOT MONEY, SIR "

How is looking like a legitimate handicapped person a "style"?

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph, I don't believe for a second that you can properly fit that hat on your Easter island head. Prove us wrong if only for a second. You won't, cause you can't. The hat is way too small.

Also, it's hilarious that you pretend to be an authority on fashion when you are a fat midget, walking around Lisbon in compression socks and carrying a cheap Nike women's purse. We all saw the way the Europeans were looking at you, they were disgusted.
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You've been a shut in your entire life and you should keep it that way. You look like a literal circus freak, especially when you take off your sunglasses.

Imagine going back to Lisbon after leaving your dignity and your face on the pavement there the first time, and getting bitch slapped so hard you got permanent retard face and googly eyes.

 

[JustStopDude]

I'm honestly perplex. Virginia has casinos and online sports betting. Why on earth would someone drag their new born kid to stay at such a shithole?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I'm honestly perplex. Virginia has casinos and online sports betting. Why on earth would someone drag their new born kid to stay at such a shithole?

he doesn't have his caeser's reward program there.

 

[Near]

His purse got stolen so hard it transitioned. Ralph wearing a tranny purse

 

[Polyboros2]

Because we're his only friends.
Everyone that's forced to interact with Ralph for more than a few minutes walks away feeling grossed out, irritated, and wondering why they can still smell the Gunt sweat on their clothes, if it wasn't for us Ralph would have no one to talk to.
What else is he gonna do, spend time with his new baby?

We're the majority of his audience. If we weren't enjoying his garbage fire life, he really would be Tonka, streaming to 100-200 people regularly, never heard of outside a dwindling niche he's wallowed into.

I'm honestly perplex. Virginia has casinos and online sports betting. Why on earth would someone drag their new born kid to stay at such a shithole?

Honestly, probably because some upper lower class black guy pretends to be there absolute dregs of black society, and spoke to a beat about how going there makes you a real nigga.

 

[Harammurabe]

I like to think that Ralph's obsession with this site will take up so much of his time that he won't be able to gamble, bar hop, or do any other vice fueled activities while he's on vacation. The farms might inadvertently be the only positive influence left in his life.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I just don't get how he thinks shitting on people for being on the farms is an own while he's staring at his phone and seething when he is supposed to be enjoying a day out? From what I can tell the extent of his interaction with Meigh is telling her to smile for a picture to own the farms. He could maybe have some sort of fucked up white trash credibility if he just lived his ragepig life and actually didn't give a fuck what people thought rather than constantly repeating it like some cokehead mantra.

Also Ralph, you do not make enough money to be making these sorts of bets on a regular basis. Out of the global population, the people who come out ontop in sports betting wouldn't even fill your crack shack, and you are not one of them. All this win proves is that you have lost an insane amount of money.
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Meigh doesn’t give him anything to work with except for filtered “roller coaster face” selfies. For all the trad larping he tries to force her into she’s doesn’t bake, cook nice meals, sew, grow a garden, attend church, keep an attractive home, etc…or any of the real activities associated with real traditional women.

The last cooking shot we got was white trash bonanza Easter dinner served on disposable plates, plastic cutlery, drinks still in plastic bottles, steaks, potatoes and a Made in China cross from the Dollar Tree. It looked like a meal served on a camping trip, not an Easter dinner at home.

The only thing Ralph can share are her “look excited” photos and Rozy on public changing tables in Target. It’s hard to share much when your selling a total lie about your baby mama.

Ralph can’t even bother to marry Pantsu to make the trad larp the tiniest bit believable.

 

[InwardsStink]

Meigh doesn’t give him anything to work with except for filtered “roller coaster face” selfies. For all the trad larping he tries to force her into she’s doesn’t bake, cook nice meals, sew, grow a garden, attend church, keep an attractive home, etc…or any of the real activities associated with real traditional women.

The last cooking shot we got was white trash bonanza Easter dinner served on disposable plates, plastic cutlery, drinks still in plastic bottles, steaks, potatoes and a Made in China cross from the Dollar Tree. It looked like a meal served on a camping trip, not an Easter dinner at home.

The only thing Ralph can share are her “look excited” photos and Rozy on public changing tables in Target. It’s hard to share much when your selling a total lie about your baby mama.

Ralph can’t even bother to marry Pantsu to make the trad larp the tiniest bit believable.

It must suck to not have any hobbies other than jilling off to child porn, gambling, and drugs.

 

[Chiridion]

I'm sure the alcoholic, gambling addict, whore monger with multiple baby mommas is a genuine attendee of tard con

I think he would make an amazing keynote speaker for Tard Con.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Ralph, I don't believe for a second that you can properly fit that hat on your Easter island head. Prove us wrong if only for a second. You won't, cause you can't. The hat is way too small.

Also, it's hilarious that you pretend to be an authority on fashion when you are a fat midget, walking around Lisbon in compression socks and carrying a cheap Nike women's purse. We all saw the way the Europeans were looking at you, they were disgusted.
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You've been a shut in your entire life and you should keep it that way. You look like a literal circus freak, especially when you take off your sunglasses.

There's a 98% certainty he's been pulled aside at an international airport for suspicion of being a sex tourist. His outfit and gay purse make him look like a guy they'd show in airport security training materials.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Not just the guest list is a who but even a who town it’s being held in. Pretty sad when you put out a flier for an event and use a photo of a place that’s four hours away from the event location.

I can’t stop laughing at how pathetic this is. And that Ethan Ralph thinks being a “special guest” at this trash fire will impress anyone. My God what an absolute loser.

 

[Pomniman]

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So you're just going to the event as an attendee then? Wtf is "special" about it lol...

Big Killroy energy from that promotional graphic.

 

[Robust User]

Big Killroy energy from that promotional graphic.

Killroy? Is that where we got the dancing Boulder Matt gif?