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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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AltisticRight said:
Ethan Ralph got bullied off Gab.
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Everyone clearly seeing how Keffals and Ralph are the same person. I'm sure Ralph's edgy alt-right audience loves that comparison being made clear, being like a dickless troon leftist who wants to cancel freeze peach. Based?

Given Ralph's seething and malding about being called a troon-lover on his Telegram, clearly this criticism gets under his skin. He should never be allowed to forget the day he licked tranny-gash, like the fucking Obama-voting leftist faggot he is.
 
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Criminal Stupidity said:
pissing and crying and coping himself into a Maker's Mark bottle
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I assume we would know if he was under court order to stay sober... But it is starting to amaze me how he seems to be staying sober. Maybe all that Portugal shit and crying on stream in front of daddy was a real turning point. Maybe he found his rock bottom. I did think he will never find it, but what if he did.
Well he will be drinking when horse bolts to next weirdo.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
Everyone clearly seeing how Keffals and Ralph are the same person. I'm sure Ralph's edgy alt-right audience loves that comparison being made clear, being like a dickless troon leftist who wants to cancel freeze peach. Based?

Given Ralph's seething and malding about being called a troon-lover on his Telegram, clearly this criticism gets under his skin. He should never be allowed to forget the day he licked tranny-gash, like the fucking Obama-voting leftist faggot he is.
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I think his love fest for his Queen will have hurt his already strained income. A lot of his, hmm, fans is about the only word that works, but it still feels wrong. Ahem. A lot of his fans are really not into that tranny stuff, but he was happy to worship him if it meant the broke dick farms is down.

Now he has pissed off his own fanbase, and its not like the trannies were ever going to like him so its just a net loss for him.

What a gunt.
 
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So the traffic cone is a 36 inch one, when you move it to be next to his feet it easily comes up to his elbow in that picture. When you stack the cones next to him, it clearly shows he's a foot shorter than 6 feet.

Somebody else can do the autistic photoshopping and MSpainting or whatever if they want to visually illustrate my point but I stand by my methodology.
 
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altistic gets the tism credit for this one

Here, angle between pink and green is 80 degrees.
Between pig and cone, it's 17 degrees, so the other angle is 83 degrees.
Pig height is G, cone line is x.
G/sin(83)=x/sin(80)
So G=x sin(83)/sin(80)=1.008x, x is around 2.2 cones.
So Ralph is 2.2*28in*1.008=62.1 inches.
5'2''

You're not 5'11'', 5'10'', 5'9'' or 5'8'', Ethan.
You're undeniably around 5'1''.
 

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With the Kiwifarms in a state they’re too lazy to switch to are they just putting their kid online because they think it’s “safe” with all the fan fiction farms not around or are they just hoping to bait someone to attack their kid on twitter for attention
 
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Ladies and guntlemen, this is what being terminally online looks like. Even when he touches grass, he's not present in the moment. He is solely focused on the internet and his haters at all times.

I also have to say something about these pants....why Ralph? Just why? Are you feeling slim, bro? Have you lost a few pounds? You're still way too fat to wear pants like that. Look at your gunt, how are those chicken legs supposed to hold up in the long run?

Also, your head is incredibly large. It would be a big head for someone 7 foot tall, nevermind a manlet. You look like a circus freak.
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You're not 5'11'', 5'10'', 5'9'' or 5'8'', Ethan.
You're undeniably around 5'1''.
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tbh, I think he gets shorter every year. The weight of the gunt gradually brings his overall height down. If he lives to 50 (big if) he'll be in legal midget territory.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
I also have to say something about these pants....why Ralph? Just why? Are you feeling slim, bro? Have you lost a few pounds? You're still way too fat to wear pants like that. Look at your gunt, how are those chicken legs supposed to hold up in the long run?
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He definitely has the lolcow somatotype. Morbidly obese but with arms and legs like pipe cleaners stuck into a potato. You wonder how those tiny, spindly little things hold up his massive obesity.
 
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listening to his red-faced squeals about "desecrating my mom's grave" was laughable. there is no grave. there never was and there never will be. not for sandra, not for ronnie, and not even for a drunken, gluttonous, ill-tempered and short-sighted ragepig. there will only ever be a plastic bag of ashes, in an unopened box, lost somewhere in the ragepigsty.
 
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