🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Lester Jones]

The Fat Man returns!

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1604982006290554884

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

So did Ralph leave Mexico to go visit his dead/dying dog and that’s the reason for a hiatus?
I’m sure that (Jew kid) misses his dog after Ralph Epstein’ed it over a kitchen chair.

 

[AngryGreg1960]

The No Ralph November worked on me. I almost forgot about this fatso.

 

[Haru Okumura]

'Cheating means you're not a real conservative' is an interesting take from somebody that has cheated on every single romantic partner he's ever had.



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[AnOminous]

'Cheating means you're not a real conservative' is an interesting take from somebody that has cheated on every single romantic partner he's ever had.

Another case of Gunt's Law, where anything Ralph accuses anyone of, without exception, is something he's done himself, but worse.

 

[stupid frog]

Remember when he tried to start a podcast, and his eyes were blinking at different times like a retarded animal?

"like"

 

[EyeGuy]

Not surprised to see Ralph seething at anti-shart medication:

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[Pit Viper Salesman]

Not surprised to see Ralph seething at anti-shart medication:
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I really was convinced this was a this was a great troll. That a man known for shitting his pants wouldn’t publicly comment on something like this. I was fantastically wrong.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Not surprised to see Ralph seething at anti-shart medication:
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Lol so Ralph has been eating tons of ovaltine and still shitting his pants and now has declared war on the fat cats at Big Drink Mix.

 

[Telemeter]

Lol so Ralph has been eating tons of ovaltine and still shitting his pants and now has declared war on the fat cats at Big Drink Mix.

I guess he was on a was on a shart induced comma these last week.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

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The depths of parody the Shartfather will unwittingly sink to are neverending.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

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He's marrying Pant Suit for real this time

 

[RollerGator]

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He's marrying Pant Suit for real this time

I'm getting deja vu

 

[disavow]

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He's marrying Pant Suit for real this time

And who will marry them? He has been making noises about interest in Catholicism but hasn't done any RCIA classes, etc. so I doubt it is a traditional church wedding.

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

Is there going to be a stream so we can see whoever inevitably attacks him live again? That’s all I care about.

 

[oramge cat]

Taking a day off the internet because your family pet is dying is honestly a very reasonable reaction from Ralph. If he had more moments of honest human pathos like this he wouldn't be such a lolcow.

Even if he was just getting blackout drunk to dull the pain that's still a more reasonable response than immediately launching a dog funeral grift livestream which is more or less than what I'd expect of him.

Yeah, here's the Ralphacat. Her name is Cleo, posting her here since it's been a while since she's been mentioned or seen (as far as I know). She's like 8 or 9 years old.
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I love cats that look grumpy all the time.

 

[Lidl Drip]

And who will marry them? He has been making noises about interest in Catholicism but hasn't done any RCIA classes, etc. so I doubt it is a traditional church wedding.

I assume Dick Masterson will be the pretend minister in this pretend wedding.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

And who will marry them? He has been making noises about interest in Catholicism but hasn't done any RCIA classes, etc. so I doubt it is a traditional church wedding.

My first guess would be Michael Sisqo and the event will be filmed like the bowling event was, so you’ll just be it going on off to the side. Maybe.

FWIW I know someone who is a legit Rector in the Church of Dudism. Pay him the money, room, and board up front and he’ll officiate.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I assume Dick Masterson will be the pretend minister in this pretend wedding.

Poor Dick, it'll suck when he breaks both legs a day before.

 

[AltisticRight]

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He's marrying Pant Suit for real this time

So was his break totalling to nearly a week due to a huge fallout with Amanda Morris the paedophilic mare? He probably begged on all 4 hooves to sweetalk her back with the condition of an unholy matrimony.