🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[GamerGateSurvivor]

A nice conversation between Ethan Ralph and the Taliban
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Talking to pigs is haram, you terrorist fucks.

 

[McWeaeselton]

Xanax is halal as long as it’s taken as prescribed. Unfortunately for the fanfic farms la farmacia de mexico is the gold standard pharmaceutical body for both California family courts and sharia courts. Alhamdulillah, the Ralphamale wins again.

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph giving out legal advice on twitter. This is why I always call 1-800-1GUNTED when I get arrested.

Lmao "brief and polite and honest." Like the time you tried to punch a lady cop and went to jail you fucking retard?

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

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[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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nigga you can't stay up during your non-overnight shows

 

[Garth]

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Ethan Ralph is a fat, useless waste of carbon, but one thing that can be said for him: he is a master, dare I say progenitor, of the cope 'lol'.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

nigga you can't stay up during your non-overnight shows

if this nigga was smart he'd get a hotel next to the airport to make sure he don't fuck it up

narrator: he ain't smart

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Lmao "brief and polite and honest." Like the time you tried to punch a lady cop and went to jail you fucking retard?

I'm sure The Gunt remembers the last time they jailed the Ralphamale.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I hear ladyboys are popular in Afghanistan. Maybe Ralph should put Pantsu up as a reward for any info that leads to the safe return of his mensch. The Killstream can't afford to lose another guest.

Ralph: I humbly offer this skinny pussy white woman to you. She is now your wife.

Taliban Warlord: Praise Allah!

***3 days later***

Taliban Warlord: where's the sign-up sheet for suicide bombings?

 

[AltisticRight]

Disneyland Diddler is pretty funny.

 

[Freeman]

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He was worried we'd confuse him for Dax the Diddler.

 

[Elmo]

For those who were complaining about Rozy's lack of toys, well:

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I'm sure that this in no way had some kind of double meaning.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Thank fuck a stranger on the internet has finally provided some much needed stimulation for Rozy.

 

[David Spadem]

For those who were complaining about Rozy's lack of toys, well:
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I'm sure that this in no way had some kind of double meaning.

A lack of toys is the least of people’s concerns when it comes to that child.

More like the stupid horse faced cunt got sick and tired of rocking Rozy back and forth on her own that Ralph figured instead of stopping a stream to help care for the child “I’ll put the bitch on the horse for an hour, that’ll shut her up”

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

For those who were complaining about Rozy's lack of toys, well:
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I'm sure that this in no way had some kind of double meaning.

Child still looks dirty.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Never thought I'd see Ethan Ralph hollering at the Taliban lmfao.
I guess he's preparing for a move to Afghanistan.

They kill homosexuals over there so Ralph won't be welcome.

 

[Rigger Nich]

For those who were complaining about Rozy's lack of toys, well:
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I'm sure that this in no way had some kind of double meaning.

Is that a roach under her trotter?

 

[Elmo]

Is that a roach under her trotter?

For all I know, it could be chipped tile or dried blood.

Also forgot the full pic.

 

[stalkerchild]

That Taliban PR account is my new favorite Alog. 1st tweet was Jan 2023 and has some bangers.

 

[Shady Mask Dealer]

That Taliban PR account is my new favorite Alog. 1st tweet was Jan 2023 and has some bangers.

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They also know of the most based mode of transportation (that Ethan Ralph should also buy for cool factor to own the aylogs):