🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AnOminous]

But if he gets a shotgun divorce, I have to change the ending! So get off the pot or take a shot!

He should just Ronnie McNutt up and do it on stream.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He's fucking out of his mind on drugs, barely understandable going off on weird tangents that have nothing to do with whatever point he's trying to make, etc.
He can't even open his right eye.
And seems to have just rage quit.
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LMAO

 

[Smooth Operator]

May, if you're reading this, I own a very comfortable stable you could crash a few months in, I'll even get you first rate hay.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

LMAO

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Funny horse references aside, he has fucking CWC flair when he rips the shades off at 3:49 hahahaha

 

[Freeman]

Lads, please stop saying 'work',

 

[Just_A_guy]

uh oh ralph left May's replacement out on stream.

 

[Measured Kong]

Lads, please stop saying 'work',

The workocaust never happened, but it should have.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

All it would take to make him eat a shotgun is for the horse to change her last name back to "Morris" on her Twitter profile.

 

[Booby Jones]

All it would take to make him eat a shotgun is for the horse to change her last name back to "Morris" on her Twitter profile.

Amanda Moon
@sadNtrad

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Divorce was post-Pillstream, but pre-Corn (the real start of his downward spiral).

Thanks for the catch! For some reason I thought the divorce had hit by then. I knew their relationship was at the very least toast by then. My main point is, Ralph was far from where he is today.

What trainwreck of a woman will he decide to gunt wrangle next?

God, it would never happen, but if he somehow got with Diddler dax's girl, that would be real drama worth watching.
What would actually happen is maybe him getting involved with that retarded Mint Salad girl that Dax and his retard shitlicker groomed.

He just admitted he does not have the money he has been claiming to have all this time!

That's shocking as hell.

He's fucking out of his mind on drugs, barely understandable going off on weird tangents that have nothing to do with whatever point he's trying to make, etc.

How is that different from any other Killstream? I suppose if he isn't falling asleep on stream that would be new. Maybe Dax slipped him some stuff he can't normally get his hands on.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

Amanda Moon
@sadNtrad

She should only do that if there's a life insurance policy that would pay out.

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

Listen ralph you don't need a woman. The Ralpha male mindset has no room for dumb horse broads anyway. All you need is some booze, a camera to holler into, and Tucker clips to lazily react to....... oh wait.

 

[MeltyTW]

never happen, but if he somehow got with Diddler dax's girl, that would be real drama worth watching.
What would actually happen is maybe him getting involved with that retarded Mint Salad girl that Dax and his retard shitlicker groomed.

I believe it, Dax is neglecting her to the point she's probably really craving that ralphamale fuuuuucccck

 

[LGHDR+]

My schtick is usually about girthy negroes running a train on white folx, any chance we can update Ralph's new fate to being a cartel sex slave to add some Latin flavour?

I'm pretty sure they have better options.

he's totally sloshed or benz'd out. so you may get that.

The gunt is too large for only one.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

She should only do that if there's a life insurance policy that would pay out.

All that silver though. Ounces and ounces.

 

[Malayalam]

LMAO

"It's all bullshit. I hate her whole fucking family, I hope they all burn in fucking hell. I hope they all burn in eternal damnation. Uuuuuuum but.... that's the... that's the status... uuuuuuum but you know what? Her grandmother...."
*Anonymous sent $10: suffer horse* (music starts)
"I don't know what that means..."
This is no longer fake AND gay. This is now true AND straight. And it is beautiful.

 

[GrimPortents]

LMAO

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Amazing
Horse finally did something right
And Ralph takes a massive fucking L after a moderate W

 

[FuckedOffToff]

All that silver though. Ounces and ounces.

Nah, I meant that if she even joked about getting with Josh online, Ethan would work himself up into such a rage, he'd drop of a heart attack.

 

[𝓡𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓽𝓸𝓷]

Lads, please stop saying 'work',

No.
The sektur is wrasslin' adjacent and words like that are how Ralph himself describes things so it's a naturally occurring meme.
Inb4 recycled jigglenigger talking points from MATI about muh anime of the West.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Thanks for the catch! For some reason I thought the divorce had hit by then. I knew their relationship was at the very least toast by then. My main point is, Ralph was far from where he is today.

God, it would never happen, but if he somehow got with Diddler dax's girl, that would be real drama worth watching.
What would actually happen is maybe him getting involved with that retarded Mint Salad girl that Dax and his retard shitlicker groomed.

That's shocking as hell.

How is that different from any other Killstream? I suppose if he isn't falling asleep on stream that would be new. Maybe Dax slipped him some stuff he can't normally get his hands on.

LOL Calm down.