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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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200 less than he pays a fat mexican fucking fake-rape-victim loose pussy lying whore.
*200 less than he pays for his son's care.

And both are pitifully low. Ethan has managed to find not one but two mothers of spawn who will accept pennies on the dollar because he is such a chaotic ragepig to deal with. Codependency ftw. Another pathetic Ralphamale victory, getting off cheap at the expense of his children. Nice.
 
$600? 600 measly dollars per month? That's his contribution to the care of his wife and child? Fucking hell. "Where's the money, Ethan," indeed.
Pantsu has always been an extremely cheap date. Hell her Dad had to pay her way for Ralph to keep her around. No surprise she'd take a pittance for Rozy's support, I mean she's no Xander afterall, he's the valuable child to Ralph. Rozy is the failed reroll he resents.
 
He's up to, what, $1,400 a month in child support and stables?

That's a decent doublewide in a nice park right there.
What's incredible is Pantsu is just letting Ralph send whatever he feels like and he decided to send $200 less than what he pays Faith. Way to put Pantsu and Rozy in their place Ralph! Ralph can even tell her to kick rocks if he feels like it so Pantsu better be nice to Gunt or no measly Ralpha check will be forthcoming. (Not that it really matters, because once again Pantsu's parents are subsidizing their retard daughter, and now her baby too.

Ralph definitely doesn't want Pantsu to go to court to get mandated payments, so he should have at least made an initial gesture of equal or more generous monthly baby payment to try and soften up Pantsu, but the greedy, fat loser opted to show Pantsu Rozy's value to him. Less than Xander.

You also know Ralph had a hearty chuckle that he got over on the Vickers by lying about his income and getting off with paying way less in child support than he should of. I can only imagine how he tried to play off Xander's child support as chump change. Ralphamale loses more in Vegas in an hour than he pays in child support! Now Pantsu knows she worth less than even that.
 
He is paying $600/month to Amanda to keep up the facade of being married. Source Harry Morris in Cogs stream.

I dont understand why he is this stupid. We all know theyre broken up. What does he gain? He would make more from his retarded fans leaning into some sort of a MGTOW bullshit smothered in Andrew Tate "Yeah women are cunts and whores" instead of spending what little he gets keeping up appearances. Also I haven't seen anywhere he's disavowed and disagreed with Harry saying it's BS (probably because he's too retarded to use TOR to see it on the farms)
 
the greedy, fat loser opted to show Pantsu Rozy's value to him
Yep.
You also know Ralph had a hearty chuckle that he got over on the Vickers by lying about his income and getting off with paying way less in child support than he should of. I can only imagine how he tried to play off Xander's child support as chump change. Ralphamale loses more in Vegas in an hour than he pays in child support! Now Pantsu knows she worth less than even that.
This is the disgusting thing about Ralph and those like him. No sense of what is right for innocent dependents, just a lame game about his own pathetic ego. Ahm nawt gonna pay that even though ah spill more alcohol than that in a month.
 
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The one positive thing about being stuck on Tor is that with how boring Ralph has been lately, I don't have to wade through dozens of pages of pants shitting retards reeee'ing in order to find a handful of actual Ralph lore.
The one thing I dont like is that Ralph is too stupid to use a TOR. I feel like there's a feedback loop with Ralph where he acts up, reads the farms, acts up more, and repeat. This provides endless entertainment. Now, because Ralph is functionally retarded, Ralph is boring without access to the farms.
 
The one thing I dont like is that Ralph is too stupid to use a TOR. I feel like there's a feedback loop with Ralph where he acts up, reads the farms, acts up more, and repeat. This provides endless entertainment. Now, because Ralph is functionally retarded, Ralph is boring without access to the farms.
Normally I would agree but I honestly believe he's trying to desperately not be such a massive retard in hopes of making everything seem fine. The dumb wigger knows everything is crumbling and he's trying his hardest not to lose the only reason he has to live....being able to grift internet retards so he doesn't have to work below the downsie at McDonalds.
 
Normally I would agree but I honestly believe he's trying to desperately not be such a massive retard in hopes of making everything seem fine. The dumb wigger knows everything is crumbling and he's trying his hardest not to lose the only reason he has to live....being able to grift internet retards so he doesn't have to work below the downsie at McDonalds.
Would he even be able to get a job at McDonalds? They man has zero work history, a criminal record and convictions, and absolutely shit credit. At best he might be able to get a job as a one of those day laborers that gather outside the Home Depot, but he lacks the discipline to work something like that - plus despite spending almost a year in Mexico he doesn't understand a lick of Spanish.
 
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60 days sober
60 days horseless
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I think Ralph fried his brain probably beyond anything detox can fix. He should have never started drinking so much liquor and kept his dick in his pants to boot. That man might actually be winning if he hadn't been such a whoremonger. At the very least he'd be a drunk dummy with a stream.
I remember watching his stream a few years ago. I well enjoyed it.

Also, "60 days horseless" news to me. Dang Ralph.
When I think about being in Ralph's shoes it makes me feel nauseous.
How can you put kids through all this?
 
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