🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sumptinsfuckey]

The Memphis Micro really is proof that a scumbags worst punishment is his own life. There he is, coming up on 40, alone, in a rented crackshack in mexico. No friends, no family, no prospects, barely enough of an audience to eke out an existence in a third world country where he doesn't even speak the language, forced by his own hubris to put a front of being happy and successful.

You just absolutely love to see it.

 

[Telemeter]

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tl;dr
Imagine a teenage girl writing a long and embarrassing dear diary entry.

LOL, he manages to be girlier than Pantsu's thanksgiving message.

His cranium is like 40% larger than the average person as well. Wigger really has a big ass fucking dome. It makes him look like a cartoon character.

It's not even that his head is too big, it's that he is a 5'1" manlet with dwarf proportions.

Underneath that fat, he's got tiny girly shoulders, short stick arms and chicken legs.

 

[Mynameisdark]

It's Christmas time, bish:
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"It's Christmas time! You made it!"
That's the same celebration he had for Rozy on her first birthday. "You made it!" I've never ever heard anyone say that phrase in this context.
I wonder if that's just how he mentally congratulates himself for not dying every holiday. If so, how fucking tragic, and how fucking funny is that.

 

[Rage Pig]

It's Christmas time, bish:
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Cheap joke about clean drinking water, can't say more because Harry Morris collected his cojones. Pathetic engagement for a 75k followers account. "Yours truly". Scared bish mode. Demented rant about the sektur. "Old toys jealous of the new toys" lmao, the only toy he might use is a fleshlight. Finishes with the announcement of some literally who from Israel. Get some new content you boring idiot, nobody cares about this conflict anymore. Let's have a look how it's going one hour in:

166 viewers, $13 - Merry Christmas!

 

[yoursavior]

The Memphis Micro really is proof that a scumbags worst punishment is his own life. There he is, coming up on 40, alone, in a rented crackshack in mexico. No friends, no family, no prospects, barely enough of an audience to eke out an existence in a third world country where he doesn't even speak the language, forced by his own hubris to put a front of being happy and successful.

You just absolutely love to see it.

It makes me wonder how much longer he has really. Not saying in life, but this whole escapade. 2023 was maybe the STRONGEST bump we've had for the Ralphamale where as now I think we're nearing the end of the road. He has nothing left anymore. Just being high in a shack for 9 hours a day as he slips down pills, bringing on the utter dredges of z-list e-celebs on the Killstream and playing to a dwindling audience with little to no money coming in.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It makes me wonder how much longer he has really. Not saying in life, but this whole escapade. 2023 was maybe the STRONGEST bump we've had for the Ralphamale where as now I think we're nearing the end of the road. He has nothing left anymore. Just being high in a shack for 9 hours a day as he slips down pills, bringing on the utter dredges of z-list e-celebs on the Killstream and playing to a dwindling audience with little to no money coming in.

I think Killstream will live out like a Chinese restaurant. Makes just enough money to keep the lights on and hangs around forever pumping out the same tired shit and nobody understands how they haven't gone out of business.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

It makes me wonder how much longer he has really. Not saying in life, but this whole escapade. 2023 was maybe the STRONGEST bump we've had for the Ralphamale where as now I think we're nearing the end of the road. He has nothing left anymore. Just being high in a shack for 9 hours a day as he slips down pills, bringing on the utter dredges of z-list e-celebs on the Killstream and playing to a dwindling audience with little to no money coming in.

He still got enough paypigs to give him 300 bucks a stream, though he's likely losing 60% of it to child support and loans. I think Ralph's probably got 4-5 more years in him cause his last paypigs are guntguard to the end

 

[SargonF00t]

For those speculating about Ralph's weight loss, Ozempic may have played a part, but what has unquestionably contributed to his weight loss is that he is smoking cigarettes far more often than he ever has in the past, and cigarettes are a well know appetite suppressant, which is also why when many people give them up, they struggle with weight gain.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

For those speculating about Ralph's weight loss, Ozempic may have played a part, but what has unquestionably contributed to his weight loss is that he is smoking cigarettes far more often than he ever has in the past, and cigarettes are a well know appetite suppressant, which is also why when many people give them up, they struggle with weight gain.

Ralph couldn’t afford ozempic, it costs quite a bit more than his monthly child support to Xander.

Ralph no longer has a woman to keep his fridge stocked and go get him greasy food and ice dream on demand. Smoking cigarettes can help him cut down on trips see the torta man.

But drinking less is really all he needed to lose some weight. He was the embodiment of alcoholic bloat and weight gain. Most of his diet was liquid calories. Most people look healthier when they lose extra pounds but Ralph’s been an out of shape fat fuck his entire life so dropping 40 lbs just makes him look deflated and melted.

 

[SargonF00t]

Ralph couldn’t afford ozempic, it costs quite a bit more than his monthly child support to Xander.

Ralph no longer has a woman to keep his fridge stocked and go get him greasy food and ice dream on demand. Smoking cigarettes can help him cut down on trips see the torta man.

But drinking less is really all he needed to lose some weight. He was the embodiment of alcoholic bloat and weight gain. Most of his diet was liquid calories. Most people look healthier when they lose extra pounds but Ralph’s been an out of shape fat fuck his entire life so dropping 40 lbs just makes him look deflated and melted.

Ralph has no muscle tone, so even if he lost a lot more weight, he will always be "skinny fat" at best.

Leaving aside the height difference, Ralph at the same body fat levels as Warski, would be a skinnier man.

 

[EyeGuy]

What did he mean by this?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

What did he mean by this?
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Ralph x Loomer arc incoming

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I give it maybe two years untill Reethan is so desperate for relevance and viewers that he begs Sam Hyde to let him on fishtank, and my lord will that be glorious.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I give it maybe two years untill Reethan is so desperate for relevance and viewers that he begs Sam Hyde to let him on fishtank, and my lord will that be glorious.

Not going to happen Ralph already hates Jet the main producer of the show and vice versa. Jet has made fun of him multiple times on twitter they do not like eachother.

 

[Elmo]

Not going to happen Ralph already hates Jet the main producer of the show and vice versa. Jet has made fun of him multiple times on twitter they do not like eachother.

It's a shame that YOBA House didn't happen. Both he and Baked are so washed it doesn't even matter anymore.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Not going to happen Ralph already hates Jet the main producer of the show and vice versa. Jet has made fun of him multiple times on twitter they do not like eachother.

I've read the groveling apology letters Ethan writes to people he hates, so there's still hope he'll grow miserable enough to forget his pig-pride for five seconds and beg for a handout.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Not going to happen Ralph already hates Jet the main producer of the show and vice versa. Jet has made fun of him multiple times on twitter they do not like eachother.

In fairness to Ralph, Jet is kind of a faggot.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Cheap joke about clean drinking water

He also missed the point since he was drinking bottled water. Why doesn't he fill up a glass straight from the tap and drink it to own Pantsu? She obviously wasn't saying there was literally no clean drinking water.

I give it maybe two years untill Reethan is so desperate for relevance and viewers that he begs Sam Hyde to let him on fishtank, and my lord will that be glorious.

Very optimistic to think there will be "Fishtank" in any shape or form in two years.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I give it maybe two years untill Reethan is so desperate for relevance and viewers that he begs Sam Hyde to let him on fishtank, and my lord will that be glorious.

I think we already had the best episodes of Ralph in Fishtank with some of those pillstreams. We’re not going to get a drunk and delirious Ralph interviewing ghost Andrew Tate or smashing his pissbottles. He’s going to be boring knowing he can’t check Twitter or the farms but hell be in a panic knowing people are watching him and commenting and he can’t see what they’re saying. Not to mention it’ll be Ralph filmed outside his viewpoint meaning he can’t control the angle and lie. He’d never sign up for that.

 

[Elmo]

He also missed the point since he was drinking bottled water. Why doesn't he fill up a glass straight from the tap and drink it to own Pantsu? She obviously wasn't saying there was literally no clean drinking water.

Well, no one said he was clever.

I think we already had the best episodes of Ralph in Fishtank with some of those pillstreams. We’re not going to get a drunk and delirious Ralph interviewing ghost Andrew Tate or smashing his pissbottles. He’s going to be boring knowing he can’t check Twitter or the farms but hell be in a panic knowing people are watching him and commenting and he can’t see what they’re saying. Not to mention it’ll be Ralph filmed outside his viewpoint meaning he can’t control the angle and lie. He’d never sign up for that.

Great points. It's why he's so timid with doing IRL stuff (mostly was out of the picture for Miami but fair enough he was drunk and passed out most of the time) and never saw him get on a RV. Too many people would catch him in the act of doing something he doesn't want his audience to see or hear.