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Wayne also does not have all substance addictions known to men.
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🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Isn't everyone a "visual learner"? Isn't it easier for everybody to recognize properly spelled word, and notice misspelling when they see it?
Rage Pig
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Still seething because he's barely literate. The owner and editor in chief of the TheRalphRetort.com Ladies and Guntlemen. How's that book coming along piggy? Still looking for a ghostwriter? For someone who declared his love of the written word on several occasions, there's not much going on here.
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He's actually malding because he's a sped. 
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ethan is the only reason how i even know about niche streaming websites
My Cat Is Racist
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Probably not worth archiving but definitely good for a laugh.
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Uh oh! Dick Masterson's been tweeting all day and still hasn't responded to Ethan's brilliant idea to join him for a gameshow with "ass, tits and fun shit." No worries, though, I'm sure Ralph is texting him all about it.
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The gunt confirmed publicly-admitted retard
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Ralph saying it's cuz he's a "visual learner" just proves he's a retard.
Douglas Mortimer
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I'd love to see the last few months of messages Ralph has sent to Dick.
What a goldmine that would be
My Cat Is Racist
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- Threatening suicide
- Begging for cash
- Asking if he can come and stay with him and 80's Girl
- Desperately trying to organise a Vegas trip
- Generally crying into Dick's voicemail
Vect
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How on Earth is he suddenly a 'visual learner'? His Tweets and articles are some of the most verbose things I've ever seen.
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Salvo said that Vito canceled his appearance on spelling bee because he can't be on a stream with Jesse. For those that don't know, Jesse strikes supernatural fear in Dax's heart and mind, a mere sight od Jesse's stickers is enough for Dax to evacuate the premises ASAP. So being a good poodle for Dick, Vito declined associating with Jesse, because Vito "values" (LOL) friendship with Dax a lot more than Ralph.
Ralph has always been a liability to Dax but with Jesse in orbit Ralph becomes something much scarier than that. He is an apparition of doom.
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Seeing as Dick doesn't even respond to Ralph's tweets specifically tagging him, I'm imagining Ralph sends him novels of shit and Dick's just like "wow that's crazy" or "
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Okay, I'll sink the easy lay-up.
I'm actually fine with this, the challenges of writing with hooves surely balances out any unfair advantage.
I'm actually fine with this, the challenges of writing with hooves surely balances out any unfair advantage.
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IIRC he was the kind of kid whose mom takes him out of school in the ninth grade because he’s being bullied too much. So in his defense, it’s kind of hard to answer “what were you like in high school” when you never really went.
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Why would you bring a middle school dropout to a spelling bee? In fact, why are there adults participating in a spelling bee?
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Nigger, it's a spelling bee not a writing bee! Hilarious that he admitted he's Special Needs, the utter mongoloid.
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Since my native language is phonetic, I always found "spelling bees" an odd type of contest, very much like paralympics.
I guess it's an anglo thing, because I just don't understand making a sport around your ability to speak words.
That being said, Ralph should stay away from any type of activity that requires the use of his pickled brain. I know you're reading this Ralph.
You are a dumb dumb drooling fat gay baby cretin. Stick to hollering and impregnating BPD sluts, so you can single handedly bring down the collective IQ of USA.
I guess it's an anglo thing, because I just don't understand making a sport around your ability to speak words.
That being said, Ralph should stay away from any type of activity that requires the use of his pickled brain. I know you're reading this Ralph.
You are a dumb dumb drooling fat gay baby cretin. Stick to hollering and impregnating BPD sluts, so you can single handedly bring down the collective IQ of USA.
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Cross posting here, Jesse of podawful is accusing Ralph of botting his guest slot on his show.