🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

He really is eternally the fat child hiding from Ronnie. Ronnie is his personal Pyramid Head. That's what he's always looking over at on streem. A hellish distorted apparition of Ronnie with bloated melty skin. In one hand, he has the infamous wallhammer. The other arm is an H.R. Giger biomechanical syringe with needle fingers that are constantly dripping a corrosive fluid that reeks of putrescine. That's the sign that Ralph needs more pills, or he slips into the othed world where he just runs through repeating rooms and hallways of his childhood house with Ronnie lumbering behind him with the SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! of him smashing the hammer through the wall with every step. He always catches Ralph and says, "Last call, Ethan." Before pouring a whiskey glasa of the corrosive fluid into Ralph's mouth, causing his face to melt like Ronnie's. The last thing he hears is Ronnie saying, "You're Daddy now, boy!" Ralph wakes up to see he's still streaming. Trading one Hell for another.

 

[rubytintedchix]

It was all a werk!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

From the looks of it his vacation was a massive damage control operation. The logistics are demanding. Wrangling Deni over txt/calls for god knows how long. Getting her to accept spending weekend with him at unknown location in Mexico, for the sole purpose of having access to her IG to reply to nosy alogs in perfect English that it was Deni that posted total Ralph victory on twitter in flawless English.

He really is just a lonely, codependent, pathetic man. I had forgotten all about the Mexican vacay IG thot, but that’s all Ralph has been obsessing over. Did he fly back to Mexico City to beg her forgiveness and access to her phone?

I guess the Mexican IG thot, who is too embarrassed to even acknowledge his existence on her SM, is all he’s got for any kind of social contact in Mexico.

 

[Truly Rural]

Did he fly back to Mexico City to beg her forgiveness and access to her phone?

I'm pretty sure he tard wrangled her to come to his place. First batch of her IG messages with faith and second batch are in two dif English styles.

He promised her total privacy, functional shower, and twitter /streaming hiatus.

I think he misses tweeter so much he couldn't help himself and had to taunt alogs on "HER" account just to get a single hit of tension release.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Denture status: Unaffordable
Twitter hiatus status: Impossible
Relationship status: Private until he needs to coercively control her or police get involved

Love that for him

 

[KneeLengthCock]

What a bunch of dummies.
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Xeet | Archive

Everyone knew it was a "work," you fat schmuck. Everything in your life is a lie. You lie about having money. You broke as shit. You lie about your weight, keep poorly photoshopping your photos. You lie about every single thing in your life, because your life is dogshit. If you were honest with yourself, nevermind us, you would have to either do some very hard things to fix, which you are incapable of because you are a pussy manlet; or you would have to kill yourself, which, again, you are too much of a pussy manlet to do. So of course you lie to us, which we knew you were, to then lie to yourself that you "fooled" all these people, and you are so much smarter, which is another lie. You live a life of utter bullshit, piglet.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Nigga can't curb a Twitter addiction for even one day but is totally gonna kick a years long benzo habit

 

[JustStopDude]

"Stupid bish...I can't even afford no dentures".

Doesn't mean you have teeth Ralph. Just points to how poor you are. Those choppers are clearly pieces of gum shoved into the sockets.

 

[30+GameOvers]

If Ethan wants to prove he has a full set of teeth, all he has to do is lifestream himself eating an entire apple in one go. Seeing how fat he is, eating food shouldn't be a problem and even a broke pig like him should have enough for a couple fruits instead of an extra torta.
Of course, he won't do it, because Ralph had his rotten teeth knocked out in Portugal like a little bitch that he is. He will try to forget that he got BTFO by Kino Casino today, but it will eat him alive to think that quite literally every single word of his will have people staring at his mouth like a hawk from now on. Imagine being felted by your own teeth like this!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

"Stupid bish...I can't even afford no dentures".

Doesn't mean you have teeth Ralph. Just points to how poor you are. Those choppers are clearly pieces of gum shoved into the sockets.

Maybe Ralph got himself a set of free teef in jail.

How is he up to date on denture cost? When has Ralph ever said he doesn’t have something because it’s too expensive for him?

Dentures aren’t that expensive. I see billboard and ads signs offering them for $1200 all the time.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

If Ethan wants to prove he has a full set of teeth, all he has to do is lifestream himself eating an entire apple in one go. Seeing how fat he is, eating food shouldn't be a problem and even a broke pig like him should have enough for a couple fruits instead of an extra torta.
Of course, he won't do it, because Ralph had his rotten teeth knocked out in Portugal like a little bitch that he is. He will try to forget that he got BTFO by Kino Casino today, but it will eat him alive to think that quite literally every single word of his will have people staring at his mouth like a hawk from now on. Imagine being felted by your own teeth like this!

I think he'd rather admit to having dentures, even if it's not true, than have to eat something healthy.

 

[Tarl's Retarded Abortions]

If Ethan wants to prove he has a full set of teeth, all he has to do is lifestream himself eating an entire apple in one go.

He should offer to do this at the end of a stream if he makes his dono goal, while playing videos of pigs (of the four-legged variety) also eating apples. I don't even say that to be antagonistic, Ralph, but this is the type of thing you must do if you want to keep up what's left of your income.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

His teeth fell out from scurvy and calcium deficiency. Prove me wrong Kang, have a cob of corn on stream.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

His teeth fell out from scurvy and calcium deficiency. Prove me wrong Kang, have a cob of corn on stream.

All these American restaurants love to put "Mexican Street Corn" on the menu. Ralph, so us how much superior the real stuff is down in Mehico

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

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It's a romantic PRIVATE weekend in Merida with Deni

I am very confused how does the original nitter.net work if you archive it? I still get the certificate error on my browser...

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It was extremely obvious he wasn't going to Memphis, I don't think he was fooling anyone.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

It was extremely obvious he wasn't going to Memphis, I don't think he was fooling anyone.

If he did he would have been soyjaking in front of steak dinner or icecream cone. I don't why he lies about the dumbest shit, but I guess that is what makes him a funny cow.

 

[Rage Pig]

 

[Look--an Alien!]

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Poor Smoke is now lost in a colorful limbo. Did Ralph have to edit out all the beer bottles on the floor around him?

 

[smugrandomdouche]

Looks like you're up for harvesting Big Boy and the dying cancer man has come to trade his spot for yours. Tbf, he does have the better points about living and is funnier. I wonder what a full rundown of your entire career ala TGWTG would be like? A biography by someone who did, at one time, know you personally and supported you.
But hosted by the guy from Whiplash.
I am looking forward to it.